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Kinky Friedman - Popeye The Sailor Man
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Kinky Friedman - Ahab The Arab
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Kinky Friedman - Amelia Earhart's Last Fligh
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Kinky Friedman - Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way ?
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Kinky Friedman - Asshole from El Paso
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Kinky Friedman - Autograph
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Kinky Friedman - Bananas And Cream
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Kinky Friedman - Before All Hell Breaks Loose
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Kinky Friedman - Carrying The Torch
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Kinky Friedman - Catfish
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Kinky Friedman - Cotton-Eyed Joe
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Kinky Friedman - Dear Abbie
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Kinky Friedman - Father Let Thy Blessings
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Kinky Friedman - Flyin' Down the Freeway
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Kinky Friedman - Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
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Kinky Friedman - Good-Hearted Woman
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Kinky Friedman - Highway Caf
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Kinky Friedman - Hobo's Lullaby
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Kinky Friedman - Homo Erectus
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Kinky Friedman - Jambalaya (On The Bayou)
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Kinky Friedman - Keep On The Sunnyside
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Kinky Friedman - Kinky
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Kinky Friedman - Lady Yesterday
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Kinky Friedman - London Homesick Blues
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Kinky Friedman - Lover Please
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Kinky Friedman - Luckenbach, Texas (Back To The Basics Of Love)
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Kinky Friedman - Mama, Baby, Mama Let Me Jump In Your Pajamas
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Kinky Friedman - Marilyn And Joe
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Kinky Friedman - Men's Room, L.A.
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Kinky Friedman - Miss Nickelodeon
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Kinky Friedman - Nashville Casualty And Life
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Kinky Friedman - Okie From Muskogee
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Kinky Friedman - Ol' Ben Lucas
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Kinky Friedman - Old Shep
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Kinky Friedman - People Who Read People Magazine
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Kinky Friedman - Pretty Boy Floyd
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Kinky Friedman - Put Another Log On The Fire
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Kinky Friedman - Ramblin' Boy
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Kinky Friedman - Rapid City, South Dakota
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Kinky Friedman - Ride 'em Jewboy
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Kinky Friedman - Shield Of Abraham
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Kinky Friedman - Silver Eagle Express
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Kinky Friedman - Skatin' On Thin Ice
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Kinky Friedman - Sold American
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Kinky Friedman - Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver
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Kinky Friedman - The Ballad of Charles Whitman
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Kinky Friedman - The Ballad Of Ira Hayes
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Kinky Friedman - The Boogie Man
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Kinky Friedman - The Gospel Accordin' To John
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Kinky Friedman - The Take-It-Easy Trailer Park
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Kinky Friedman - The Tramp On The Street
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Kinky Friedman - They Ain't Makin' Jews LiKe Jesus Anymore
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Kinky Friedman - Top Ten Commandments
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Kinky Friedman - Twinkle
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Kinky Friedman - Twirl
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Kinky Friedman - Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother
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Kinky Friedman - Wabash Cannonball
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Kinky Friedman - Waitret, Please, Waitret
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Kinky Friedman - We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You
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Kinky Friedman - Western Union Wire
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Kinky Friedman - Wheels
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Kinky Friedman - When the Lord Closes the Door (He Opens a Little Window)
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Kinky Friedman - Why Do You Bob Your Nose, Girl ? (Second Hand Nose)
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Kinky Friedman - Wild Man From Borneo
London Homesick Blues
Kinky Friedman
When you're down on your luck
And you ain't got a buck
In London, you're a goner
even London Bridge
Has fallen down
And moved to Arizona
Now I know why
We'll I'll substantiate the rumor
That the English sense of humor
Is drier than the Texas sands.
You can put up your Dukes
and you can bet your boots
I'll be leavin' here as fast as I can.
I wanna go home with the Armadillo
Country music from Amarillo and Abilene
The prettiest women and the friendliest people you ever seen.
Well, I decided that
I'd take my cowboy hat
And go down to the Marble Arch station
'Cause when a Texan fancies
that he'll take his chances
Chances will be taken,
That's for sure.
And those Limey eyes
they were eyeing the prize
Some people call manly footwear
'Cause when you're from down South
When you open your mouth
You always seem to put your foot there.
I wanna go home with the Armadillo
Country music from Amarillo and Abilene
The friendliest people and the prettiest women you ever seen.
I wanna go home with the Armadillo
Country music from the Lone Star Café and Abilene
The prettiest women and the friendliest people I've ever seen.