- 1
Kinky Friedman - Popeye The Sailor Man
- 2
Kinky Friedman - Ahab The Arab
- 3
Kinky Friedman - Amelia Earhart's Last Fligh
- 4
Kinky Friedman - Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way ?
- 5
Kinky Friedman - Asshole from El Paso
- 6
Kinky Friedman - Autograph
- 7
Kinky Friedman - Bananas And Cream
- 8
Kinky Friedman - Before All Hell Breaks Loose
- 9
Kinky Friedman - Carrying The Torch
- 10
Kinky Friedman - Catfish
- 11
Kinky Friedman - Cotton-Eyed Joe
- 12
Kinky Friedman - Dear Abbie
- 13
Kinky Friedman - Father Let Thy Blessings
- 14
Kinky Friedman - Flyin' Down the Freeway
- 15
Kinky Friedman - Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
- 16
Kinky Friedman - Good-Hearted Woman
- 17
Kinky Friedman - Highway Caf
- 18
Kinky Friedman - Hobo's Lullaby
- 19
Kinky Friedman - Homo Erectus
- 20
Kinky Friedman - Jambalaya (On The Bayou)
- 21
Kinky Friedman - Keep On The Sunnyside
- 22
Kinky Friedman - Kinky
- 23
Kinky Friedman - Lady Yesterday
- 24
Kinky Friedman - London Homesick Blues
- 25
Kinky Friedman - Lover Please
- 26
Kinky Friedman - Luckenbach, Texas (Back To The Basics Of Love)
- 27
Kinky Friedman - Mama, Baby, Mama Let Me Jump In Your Pajamas
- 28
Kinky Friedman - Marilyn And Joe
- 29
Kinky Friedman - Men's Room, L.A.
- 30
Kinky Friedman - Miss Nickelodeon
- 31
Kinky Friedman - Nashville Casualty And Life
- 32
Kinky Friedman - Okie From Muskogee
- 33
Kinky Friedman - Ol' Ben Lucas
- 34
Kinky Friedman - Old Shep
- 35
Kinky Friedman - People Who Read People Magazine
- 36
Kinky Friedman - Pretty Boy Floyd
- 37
Kinky Friedman - Put Another Log On The Fire
- 38
Kinky Friedman - Ramblin' Boy
- 39
Kinky Friedman - Rapid City, South Dakota
- 40
Kinky Friedman - Ride 'em Jewboy
- 41
Kinky Friedman - Shield Of Abraham
- 42
Kinky Friedman - Silver Eagle Express
- 43
Kinky Friedman - Skatin' On Thin Ice
- 44
Kinky Friedman - Sold American
- 45
Kinky Friedman - Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver
- 46
Kinky Friedman - The Ballad of Charles Whitman
- 47
Kinky Friedman - The Ballad Of Ira Hayes
- 48
Kinky Friedman - The Boogie Man
- 49
Kinky Friedman - The Gospel Accordin' To John
- 50
Kinky Friedman - The Take-It-Easy Trailer Park
- 51
Kinky Friedman - The Tramp On The Street
- 52
Kinky Friedman - They Ain't Makin' Jews LiKe Jesus Anymore
- 53
Kinky Friedman - Top Ten Commandments
- 54
Kinky Friedman - Twinkle
- 55
Kinky Friedman - Twirl
- 56
Kinky Friedman - Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother
- 57
Kinky Friedman - Wabash Cannonball
- 58
Kinky Friedman - Waitret, Please, Waitret
- 59
Kinky Friedman - We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You
- 60
Kinky Friedman - Western Union Wire
- 61
Kinky Friedman - Wheels
- 62
Kinky Friedman - When the Lord Closes the Door (He Opens a Little Window)
- 63
Kinky Friedman - Why Do You Bob Your Nose, Girl ? (Second Hand Nose)
- 64
Kinky Friedman - Wild Man From Borneo
People Who Read People Magazine
Kinky Friedman
Well, I'm here to say I got turned away from Studio 54
Back to neon lights and lonely nights and saw-dust on the floor
And if she ever loved me, she don't love me anymore,
And if anyone should ask me, here's who I'm singing for:
For the people who read People Magazine,
For the soap opera lovers, for the home-town bowling team,
For everybody everywhere who's ever lost a dream,
For the people who read people who read People Magazine.
Now if you're too New York for Texas, too Texas for L.A.
You been chasing trends like rainbow ends but you're always just
a song away
And if the White House wouldn't have ya, play in every little
honky-tonk and bar
The good Lord made the Heavens, ah but He never made a star.
No, its the people who read People Magazine,
It's the soap opera lovers, its the home-town bowling team,
It's everybody everywhere who's ever lost a dream,
For the people who read people who read People Magazine.
And to tell you the truth this telephone booth gets lonesome in
the rain,
But son, I'm 21 in Nashville and I'm 43 in Maine.
And when your mama gets home, would you tell her I phoned, it'd
take a life-time to explain
That I'm a country-picker with a bumper-sticker that says:
"God Bless John Wayne".
And bless the people who read People Magazine,
Bless the soap opera lovers, bless the home-town bowling team,
Bless everybody everywhere who's ever lost a dream,
For the people who read people who read People Magazine.
Bless the people who read people who read People Magazine.
