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Kinky Friedman - Popeye The Sailor Man
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Kinky Friedman - Ahab The Arab
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Kinky Friedman - Amelia Earhart's Last Fligh
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Kinky Friedman - Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way ?
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Kinky Friedman - Asshole from El Paso
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Kinky Friedman - Autograph
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Kinky Friedman - Bananas And Cream
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Kinky Friedman - Before All Hell Breaks Loose
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Kinky Friedman - Carrying The Torch
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Kinky Friedman - Catfish
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Kinky Friedman - Cotton-Eyed Joe
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Kinky Friedman - Dear Abbie
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Kinky Friedman - Father Let Thy Blessings
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Kinky Friedman - Flyin' Down the Freeway
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Kinky Friedman - Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
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Kinky Friedman - Good-Hearted Woman
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Kinky Friedman - Highway Caf
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Kinky Friedman - Hobo's Lullaby
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Kinky Friedman - Homo Erectus
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Kinky Friedman - Jambalaya (On The Bayou)
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Kinky Friedman - Keep On The Sunnyside
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Kinky Friedman - Kinky
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Kinky Friedman - Lady Yesterday
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Kinky Friedman - London Homesick Blues
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Kinky Friedman - Lover Please
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Kinky Friedman - Luckenbach, Texas (Back To The Basics Of Love)
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Kinky Friedman - Mama, Baby, Mama Let Me Jump In Your Pajamas
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Kinky Friedman - Marilyn And Joe
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Kinky Friedman - Men's Room, L.A.
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Kinky Friedman - Miss Nickelodeon
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Kinky Friedman - Nashville Casualty And Life
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Kinky Friedman - Okie From Muskogee
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Kinky Friedman - Ol' Ben Lucas
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Kinky Friedman - Old Shep
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Kinky Friedman - People Who Read People Magazine
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Kinky Friedman - Pretty Boy Floyd
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Kinky Friedman - Put Another Log On The Fire
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Kinky Friedman - Ramblin' Boy
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Kinky Friedman - Rapid City, South Dakota
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Kinky Friedman - Ride 'em Jewboy
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Kinky Friedman - Shield Of Abraham
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Kinky Friedman - Silver Eagle Express
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Kinky Friedman - Skatin' On Thin Ice
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Kinky Friedman - Sold American
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Kinky Friedman - Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver
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Kinky Friedman - The Ballad of Charles Whitman
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Kinky Friedman - The Ballad Of Ira Hayes
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Kinky Friedman - The Boogie Man
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Kinky Friedman - The Gospel Accordin' To John
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Kinky Friedman - The Take-It-Easy Trailer Park
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Kinky Friedman - The Tramp On The Street
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Kinky Friedman - They Ain't Makin' Jews LiKe Jesus Anymore
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Kinky Friedman - Top Ten Commandments
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Kinky Friedman - Twinkle
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Kinky Friedman - Twirl
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Kinky Friedman - Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother
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Kinky Friedman - Wabash Cannonball
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Kinky Friedman - Waitret, Please, Waitret
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Kinky Friedman - We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You
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Kinky Friedman - Western Union Wire
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Kinky Friedman - Wheels
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Kinky Friedman - When the Lord Closes the Door (He Opens a Little Window)
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Kinky Friedman - Why Do You Bob Your Nose, Girl ? (Second Hand Nose)
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Kinky Friedman - Wild Man From Borneo
We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You
Kinky Friedman
While traveling through the Lone Star State
I lost my lunch before I ate,
It happened in a pull-ahead café. Yahoo!
I felt my bones begin to crunch
I saw my name on the businessman's lunch
And the neck who owned the place stepped up to say:
"Hey buddy, are you blind,
Say, partner, can't you read the sign ?"
We reserve the right to refuse service to you,
Take your business back to Walgreen's,
Have you tried your local zoo ?
You smell just like a communist,
You come on through just like a Jew,
We reserve the right to refuse service to you.
Well, I walked on in to my House of God
Congregation on the nod,
Just chosen folks are doing their weekly thing.
Hear, O Israel, yes indeed,
My book was backwards, couldn't read,
But I got a good rise when I heard that Rabbi sing,
"Boruch atoh Adonoi,
What the hell are you doing back there, boy ?"
We reserve the right to refuse services to you,
Your friends are all on welfare -
You call yourself a Jew ?
You need your ticket and your tie
To zip your prayers on through,
We reserve the right to refuse services unto you.
Life from Laos and Cambodia
No more tears tonight they showed ya
The latest old war movies on TV.
You know it's bound to escalate
So go and turn on channel eight,
Watch channel seven border channel three.
Well, I won't mind your tanks and jets and jeeps
And speaking on behalf of all my fellow creeps:
We reserve the right to refuse service to you,
Right, face, forward, move
And get the children, too.
Let Saigons be bygones,
Don't you blow this world in two.
We reserve the right to refuse service to you.
Well, it's just my luck that God's a Texan
One big sonbitchin' Anglo-Saxon,
Some crazy tall Norwegian bore
Just to help my body shipped air-freight
From Texas to the Pearly Gate
Just ring the bell and leave me at the door.
I'll be somewhere over Jordan swinging low,
I'll hear them tape-recorded angels in lifelike stereo
Singing,
"We reserve the right to refuse service to you,
Take your business back to Walgreen's,
Have you tried your local zoo ?
Our quota's filled for this year
On singing Texas Jews,
We reserve the right to refuse service to you."
