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Kinky Friedman - Dear Abbie
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Kinky Friedman - Amelia Earhart's Last Fligh
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Kinky Friedman - Asshole from El Paso
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Kinky Friedman - Flyin' Down the Freeway
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Kinky Friedman - Good-Hearted Woman
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Kinky Friedman - Highway Caf
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Kinky Friedman - Hobo's Lullaby
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Kinky Friedman - Jambalaya (On The Bayou)
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Kinky Friedman - Keep On The Sunnyside
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Kinky Friedman - Men's Room, L.A.
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Kinky Friedman - Nashville Casualty And Life
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Kinky Friedman - Old Shep
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Kinky Friedman - Ride 'em Jewboy
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Kinky Friedman - Skatin' On Thin Ice
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Kinky Friedman - The Tramp On The Street
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Kinky Friedman - We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You
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Kinky Friedman - Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way ?
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Kinky Friedman - Autograph
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Kinky Friedman - Before All Hell Breaks Loose
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Kinky Friedman - Cotton-Eyed Joe
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Kinky Friedman - Homo Erectus
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Kinky Friedman - Kinky
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Kinky Friedman - Lady Yesterday
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Kinky Friedman - London Homesick Blues
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Kinky Friedman - Luckenbach, Texas (Back To The Basics Of Love)
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Kinky Friedman - Miss Nickelodeon
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Kinky Friedman - Okie From Muskogee
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Kinky Friedman - Ol' Ben Lucas
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Kinky Friedman - People Who Read People Magazine
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Kinky Friedman - Pretty Boy Floyd
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Kinky Friedman - Put Another Log On The Fire
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Kinky Friedman - Ramblin' Boy
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Kinky Friedman - Shield Of Abraham
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Kinky Friedman - Silver Eagle Express
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Kinky Friedman - Sold American
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Kinky Friedman - The Ballad of Charles Whitman
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Kinky Friedman - The Gospel Accordin' To John
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Kinky Friedman - They Ain't Makin' Jews LiKe Jesus Anymore
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Kinky Friedman - Twinkle
- 40
Kinky Friedman - Wabash Cannonball
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Kinky Friedman - Waitret, Please, Waitret
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Kinky Friedman - Wheels
- 43
Kinky Friedman - When the Lord Closes the Door (He Opens a Little Window)
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Kinky Friedman - Why Do You Bob Your Nose, Girl ? (Second Hand Nose)
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Kinky Friedman - Wild Man From Borneo
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Kinky Friedman - Ahab The Arab
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Kinky Friedman - Bananas And Cream
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Kinky Friedman - Carrying The Torch
- 49
Kinky Friedman - Catfish
- 50
Kinky Friedman - Father Let Thy Blessings
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Kinky Friedman - Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
- 52
Kinky Friedman - Lover Please
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Kinky Friedman - Mama, Baby, Mama Let Me Jump In Your Pajamas
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Kinky Friedman - Marilyn And Joe
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Kinky Friedman - Popeye The Sailor Man
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Kinky Friedman - Rapid City, South Dakota
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Kinky Friedman - Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver
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Kinky Friedman - The Ballad Of Ira Hayes
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Kinky Friedman - The Boogie Man
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Kinky Friedman - The Take-It-Easy Trailer Park
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Kinky Friedman - Top Ten Commandments
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Kinky Friedman - Twirl
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Kinky Friedman - Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother
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Kinky Friedman - Western Union Wire
Western Union Wire
Kinky Friedman
From a cheap hotel in Dallas
On a cold December day
A telegram was traveling on its way
LiKe a sad old song from somewhere
In the distance of a dream
Flashing 'cross the darkness
On the telegraph machine.
It said, "From Billy," at the bottom, "To Baby," at the
top
Western Union Wire - "Please help me" - stop.
Western Union Wire - "Don't leave me." - stop.
Well, the taxicab it took her
To the airport in the dawn,
She knew in just an hour she'd be gone.
She was standing near the platform
'Bout to board the big Pan Am
When someone came
And put the lonely message in her hand.
It said, "From Billy," at the bottom, "To Baby," at the
top
Western Union Wire - "Please help me" - stop.
Western Union Wire - "Don't leave me." - stop.
Headin' high above Chicago
Just a-reachin' for the skies
She found herself with teardrops in her eyes.
And a little boy beside her asked her,
"Mama, where is Pop ?"
And she just broke down a-cryin'
'Cause she knew she couldn't stop.
It said, "From Billy," at the bottom, "To Baby," at the
top
Western Union Wire - "Don't leave me." - stop.
"Ah, you said you'd always love me - how could you ?"
- stop,
"In pieces on the runway - I love you." - stop.
