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Kinky Friedman - Popeye The Sailor Man
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Kinky Friedman - Shield Of Abraham
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Kinky Friedman - Ahab The Arab
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Kinky Friedman - Amelia Earhart's Last Fligh
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Kinky Friedman - Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way ?
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Kinky Friedman - Asshole from El Paso
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Kinky Friedman - Autograph
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Kinky Friedman - Bananas And Cream
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Kinky Friedman - Before All Hell Breaks Loose
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Kinky Friedman - Carrying The Torch
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Kinky Friedman - Catfish
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Kinky Friedman - Cotton-Eyed Joe
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Kinky Friedman - Dear Abbie
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Kinky Friedman - Father Let Thy Blessings
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Kinky Friedman - Flyin' Down the Freeway
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Kinky Friedman - Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
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Kinky Friedman - Good-Hearted Woman
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Kinky Friedman - Highway Caf
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Kinky Friedman - Hobo's Lullaby
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Kinky Friedman - Homo Erectus
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Kinky Friedman - Jambalaya (On The Bayou)
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Kinky Friedman - Keep On The Sunnyside
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Kinky Friedman - Kinky
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Kinky Friedman - Lady Yesterday
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Kinky Friedman - London Homesick Blues
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Kinky Friedman - Lover Please
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Kinky Friedman - Luckenbach, Texas (Back To The Basics Of Love)
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Kinky Friedman - Mama, Baby, Mama Let Me Jump In Your Pajamas
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Kinky Friedman - Marilyn And Joe
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Kinky Friedman - Men's Room, L.A.
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Kinky Friedman - Miss Nickelodeon
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Kinky Friedman - Nashville Casualty And Life
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Kinky Friedman - Okie From Muskogee
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Kinky Friedman - Ol' Ben Lucas
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Kinky Friedman - Old Shep
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Kinky Friedman - People Who Read People Magazine
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Kinky Friedman - Pretty Boy Floyd
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Kinky Friedman - Put Another Log On The Fire
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Kinky Friedman - Ramblin' Boy
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Kinky Friedman - Rapid City, South Dakota
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Kinky Friedman - Ride 'em Jewboy
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Kinky Friedman - Silver Eagle Express
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Kinky Friedman - Skatin' On Thin Ice
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Kinky Friedman - Sold American
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Kinky Friedman - Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver
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Kinky Friedman - The Ballad of Charles Whitman
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Kinky Friedman - The Ballad Of Ira Hayes
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Kinky Friedman - The Boogie Man
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Kinky Friedman - The Gospel Accordin' To John
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Kinky Friedman - The Take-It-Easy Trailer Park
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Kinky Friedman - The Tramp On The Street
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Kinky Friedman - They Ain't Makin' Jews LiKe Jesus Anymore
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Kinky Friedman - Top Ten Commandments
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Kinky Friedman - Twinkle
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Kinky Friedman - Twirl
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Kinky Friedman - Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother
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Kinky Friedman - Wabash Cannonball
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Kinky Friedman - Waitret, Please, Waitret
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Kinky Friedman - We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You
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Kinky Friedman - Western Union Wire
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Kinky Friedman - Wheels
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Kinky Friedman - When the Lord Closes the Door (He Opens a Little Window)
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Kinky Friedman - Why Do You Bob Your Nose, Girl ? (Second Hand Nose)
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Kinky Friedman - Wild Man From Borneo
The Ballad of Charles Whitman
Kinky Friedman
He was sitting up there for more than an hour,
Way up there on the Texas Tower
Shooting from the twenty-seventh floor. Yahoo!
He didn't choke or slash or slit them,
Not our Charles Joseph Whitman,
He won't be an architect no more.
Got up that morning calm and cool,
He picked up his guns and walked to school.
All the while he smiled so sweetly
And it blew their minds completely,
They'd never seen an Eagle Scout so cruel.
Now won't you think for the shame and degradation
For the school's administration
He put on such a bold and brassy show.
The Chancellor cried, "It's adolescent
And of course it's most unpleasant
But I got to admit it was a lovely way to go."
There was a rumor about a tumor
Nestled at the base of his brain.
He was sitting up there with his .36 Magnum
Laughing wildly as he bagged 'em.
Who are we to say the boy's insane ?
Now Charlie was awful disappointed
Else he thought he was annointed
To do a deed so lowdown and so mean.
The students looked up from their classes
Had to stop and rub their glasses,
Who'd believe he'd once been a Marine.
Now Charlie made the honor roll with ease,
Most all of his grades was A's and B's.
A real rip snorting trigger squeezer
Charlie proved a big crowd pleaser
Though he had been known to make a couple C's.
Some were dying, some were weeping,
Some were studying, some were sleeping,
Some were shouting "Texas # 1!"
Some were running, some were falling,
Some were screaming, some were bawling,
Some thought the revolution had begun.
The doctors tore his poor brain down,
But not a snitch of illness could be found.
Most folks couldn't figure just-a why he did it
And them that could would not admit it,
There's still a lot of Eagle Scouts around.
There was a rumor about a tumor
Nestled at the base of his brain.
He was sitting up there with his .36 Magnum
Laughing wildly as he bagged 'em.
Who are we to say the boy's in
Who are we to say the boy's in
Who are we to say the boy's insane ?
