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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Ms. Pinky
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Suicide Chump
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Radio Is Broken
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head
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Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - On The Bus
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
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Frank Zappa - Promiscuous
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Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago
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Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
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Frank Zappa - Room Service
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Stinkfoot
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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Frank Zappa - The Black Page
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Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
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Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
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Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
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Frank Zappa - Time Is Money
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Frank Zappa - Tinseltown Rebellion
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Ya Hozna
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
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Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
Uncle Bernie's Farm
Frank Zappa
There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up,
A bomb for yo daddy too! (Ouch!)
A baby doll that burps 'n pees;
A case of airplane glue!
There's a hungry plastic troll,
To scarf yo buddy's arm!
There's a box of ugly plastic things marked:
"UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM"
There's a little plastic 'CONGRESS'
There's a 'NATION' you can buy!
There's a doll that looks like mommy
(She'll do anything but cry) (Yes, Sir)
There's a doll that looks like daddy
(He's a funny little man...
Push a button 'n ask fo money:
There's a dollar in his hand!) (Check his wallet)
We gotta send Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission!
Christmas don't make it no more!
Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction
Scream de toys in every store! (I think this is sold in New York)
There's a man who runs the country
There's a man who tried to think
And they're all made out of plastic
(When they melt, they start to stink)
There's a book with smiling children,
Nearly dead with Christmas joys
And smiling in his office
is the creep who makes 'the toys'
(They got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dying
You got little plastic pools of blood
Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho (I'm dreaming...)
...intestines...you can see right into his stomach...
There's this other thing, I...
I got bombs, I got rockets, I got a, I got a stillson wrench
and comes with a tape recorder...
I got plastic brass knuckles
with sound effects
We got a '39 Chevy...