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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Ms. Pinky
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
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Frank Zappa - Society Pages
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Why Don't You Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Meow
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Frank Zappa - Murder By Numbers
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Frank Zappa - Oh No
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of My Dreams
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Soft-sell Conclusion
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Stick Together
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Frank Zappa - The Blue Light
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Bernie's Farm
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Wplj
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Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Mother People
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
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Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Mystery Roach
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Frank Zappa - No No No
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - No, No Cherry
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Frank Zappa - Panty Rap
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
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Frank Zappa - Promiscuous
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago
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Frank Zappa - Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
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Frank Zappa - Spider Of Destiny
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Frank Zappa - Status Back Baby
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Frank Zappa - Sweet Leilani
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Frank Zappa - Take Me Out To The Ball Game
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Frank Zappa - Tears Began To Fall
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Frank Zappa - Tell Me You Love Me
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Frank Zappa - The 'Torchum' Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Beatles Medley
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Frank Zappa - The Birth Of Captain Beefheart
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Frank Zappa - The Dead Girls Of London
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Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - The Duke Regains His Chops
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Frank Zappa - The Finale
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Frank Zappa - The Groupie Routine
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - The Orange County Lumber Truck
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Frank Zappa - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
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Frank Zappa - The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
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Frank Zappa - The Uncle Meat Variations
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Frank Zappa - This Town Is Just A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
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Frank Zappa - Truck Driver Divorce
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Tuna Fish Promenade
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Frank Zappa - Village Of The Sun
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Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
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Frank Zappa - Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
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Frank Zappa - Won Ton On
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Frank Zappa - Wonderful Wino
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Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
Dental Hygiene Dilemma
Frank Zappa
Han min noon toon han toon han
Good Conscience:
No, Jeff!
Bad Conscience:
Han toon ran toon ran toon
fran min han toon ran toon
nan toon fram
Good Conscience:
No no no
Jeff:
Man, this stuff is great!
It's just as if Donovan himself
Had appeared on my very own TV
With words of peace, love
And eternal cosmic wisdom...!
Leading me. Guiding me.
On paths of everlasting pseudo-karmic
Negligence in the very midst of my
Drug induced nocturnally emission
Good Conscience:
Oh, I am your good conscience, Jeff
I know all, I see all
I am a cosmic love pulse matrix
Becoming a technicolor interpositive
Jeff:
Mm? Where'd you buy that incense?
It's hip
Good Conscience:
It's the same and mysterious, exotic, oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on
Jeff:
I thought I recognized it
Sniff. Sniff. Mmm
What is that, musk? Mmm
Good Conscience:
Jeff, I know what's good for you
Jeff:
Right
You're heavy
Good Conscience:
Yes, Jeff
I am your guiding light
Listen to me
Don't rip off the towels, Jeff!
Bad Conscience:
Piss off, you little nitwit!
Jeff:
Hey, man, what's the deal?
Good Conscience:
Don't listen to him, Jeff!
He's no good
He'll make you do bad things!
Jeff:
You mean, he'll make me sin?
Good Conscience:
Yes, Jeff
SIN
Jeff:
Wow!
Bad Conscience:
Jeff, I'd like to have a word with you...
About your soul
Good Conscience:
No, don't listen, Jeff!
Bad Conscience:
Why are you wasting your life
Night after night
Playing this comedy music?
Jeff:
You're right
I'm too heavy to be in this group!
Bad Conscience:
Comedy music...
Good Conscience:
Jeff, your soul!
Chorus:
Oh... Too heavy to...
Jeff:
In this group all I ever get to do
Is play Zappa's comedy music
He eats!
Good Conscience:
Jeff!
Jeff:
I get so tense!
Bad Conscience:
Of course you do, my boy
Jeff:
The stuff he makes me do
Is always off the wall!
Bad Conscience:
That's why it would be best
To leave this stern employ
Jeff:
And quit the group!
Bad Conscience:
You'll make it big!
Jeff:
That's right!
Bad Conscience:
Of course!
Jeff:
And then I won't be small!
Chorus:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Jeff:
Cough! Cough!
Ahmet Ertegun used this towel as a bathmat
Six weeks ago at a rancid motel in Orlando,
Florida, with the highest mildew rating of
Any commercial lodging facility within the
Territorial limits of the United States
Naturally excluding tropical possessions...
Cough! Cough!
It's still damp!
What an aroma!
This is the best I ever got off!
What can I say about this elixir?
Try it on steaks
Cleans nylons, small craft warnings
it's made for the home
The office
On fruits!
Bad Conscience:
This is the real you, Jeff
Rip off a few more ashtrays
Get rid of some of that inner tension
Quit the comedy group!
Get your own group together!
Heavy!
Like Grand Funk!
Or Black Sabbath...
Good Conscience:
No, Jeff...
Jeff:
Like Coven!
Good Conscience:
Peace... Love...
Bad Conscience:
Bollocks!
Jeff:
What can I say about this elixir?
Mark:
Jeff is gone out there on that stuff!
Good Conscience:
He should have never have use the elixir
And only stuck to the incense
Oh, Atlantis...
Howard:
That was Billy the Mountain
Dressed up like Donovan fading out
On the wall mounted TV screen
Jeff is flipping out.
Road fatigue!
We've got to get him back to normal
Before Zappa points up and steals it
And makes him do it in the movie!
Bad Conscience:
You have a brilliant career ahead of you
My boy
Just get out of this group!
Mark:
Howard, that was Studebacher Hoch dressed up
Like Jim Pons, giving career guidance to the
Bass player of a rock oriented comedy group.
Jeff's imagination has gone beyond
The fringe of audience comprehension
Howard:
Jeff, Jeff, it's me, the Fluorescent Leech!
Mark:
Jeff, Jeff, it's me! Eddie!
Jeff:
Wooow!
What can I say about this elixir?
Mark: (Canal direito)
Put it on your steaks, uh, send it overseas,
(...) ground, and put it on your surfboard
so you won't slip off, and try it on your
(...), and on the, the red balloons, you
can blow up all balloons with it. Put it
on your... on your... on your pizzas, put
it on your shoes, tie your mic with it,
and fill up your tires with it
Howard: (centro)
Use it to clean your swimming pool
Sell it to your mother tell her
It's a Rit tie-dye kit
You won't even believe what'll
Happen when you starch your shirt with it
Ironing goes easier and your car windows
Never looked better in your whole life
Ladies and gentlemen, you can inhale it
And it makes your voice three keys higher
And you can't even stand what happens
When you put it on your hair
As hair tonic, heh, heh.
And if you ever tried it as it
Jim Pons: (canal esquerdo)
Soak your shirts in it,
soak your teeth in it
Let it play the piano
Follow it around the block
Wear it instead of jeans
Bathe you puppies with it
Feed it to your ducks
Use it
Instead of chlorine in your swimming pool
Breathe it. Love it
Jeff:
What?
Woooooow!
What can I?
Woooooow!
What?
What can I say about this?
Woooooow!