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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Montana (Whipping Floss)
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylyte
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Prostitute
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - Titties 'N' Beer
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Massagio Galore
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Frank Zappa - Moggio
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Frank Zappa - Mother People
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
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Frank Zappa - Nig Biz
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
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Frank Zappa - On The Bus
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylite
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Frank Zappa - Rubber Shirt
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
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Frank Zappa - Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
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Frank Zappa - Sleeping In A Jar
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - Stinkfoot
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - Take Me Out To The Ball Game
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Wind
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Frank Zappa - Teenage Wind
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Frank Zappa - Telephone Conversation
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Frank Zappa - Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
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Frank Zappa - That Evil Prince
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Frank Zappa - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
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Frank Zappa - This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
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Frank Zappa - Tink Walks Amok
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Frank Zappa - Tinsel-Town Rebellion
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Frank Zappa - Tinseltown Rebellion
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Frank Zappa - Tiny Sick Tears
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)
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Frank Zappa - Underground Freak-Out Music
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl?
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
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Frank Zappa - Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Wonderful Wino
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
Dong Work For Yuda
Frank Zappa
This is the Central Scrutinizer
Joe was sent to a special prison
Where they keep all the other criminals
From the music business
You know, the ones who get caught
It's a horrible place painted all green on the inside
Where musicians and former executives take turns
Snorting detergent and plooking each other
Anyway, listen, while he's in there he meets this guy
Who used to be a promo man for a major record company
Named Bald-Headed John King of the Plookers
This is the story 'bout Bald-Headed John
Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong
He talks a lot 'n it's usually wrong
Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong
He said Dong was Wong 'n Wong was Kong
'N dong work for Yuda, John was wrong
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
He said Dong was Wong 'n Wong was Kong
And Dong was Gong 'n John was wrong
John's got a sausage, yeah man
John's got a sausage, yeah man
John's got a sausage that will make you fart
John's got a sausage that will break your heart
Make you fart and break your heart
Don't bend over if you are smart
He took a little walk to the weenie stand
John's got a sausage, yeah man
A great big weenie in both his hands
John's got a sausage, yeah man
He sucked on the end till the mustard squirt
He said: Y'all stand back 'cause you might get hurt
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
John's got a sausage, yeah man
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
He said Dong was Wong, Wong was Kong
Dong was Gong 'n John was wrong
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
Make way for the iron shaschige
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
I need a dozen towels, so the boys can take a shower
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
Bartender, bring me a colada and milk
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
On second thought, make that a water, HTO
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
Falcum, take me to the falcum!
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
I wave my bags, did you wave your'n
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
Well how much did they wave?
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
Ah, I'm almost two kilometers tall
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
This girl must be practicing richcraft
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
Don't worry about the faggot, I'll take care of the faggot
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
Try it again, try it again
Try, try, try again
And again, and again
Try, try, try again
Your Pomona is very extinct
Yeah, I studied with the Dong of Tokyo
'N also with the oriental Kato
My body contain uh water
I just loves the way these Copenhagens talks!
Driver, McDoodle, sausage
Salima, salami
That looks like that stuff Freckles lets out
Once a mumfth
This is the Central Scrutinizer
Poor Joe
He's getting tired from bending over
But we tried to warn him didn't we?
Okay, Joe, you asked for it here comes the big one!