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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Wplj (for Deuces)
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Status Back Baby
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Frank Zappa - Suicide Chump
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Frank Zappa - Teenage Wind
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Frank Zappa - Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
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Frank Zappa - The Poodle Lecture
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Frank Zappa - Truck Driver Divorce
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Mystery Roach
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Frank Zappa - No No No
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
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Frank Zappa - Prologue
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Frank Zappa - Promiscuous
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Sleeping In A Jar
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Frank Zappa - Spider Of Destiny
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Tears Began To Fall
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Frank Zappa - The Air
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
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Frank Zappa - This is Phaze III
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - We're Turning Again
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Frank Zappa - What's New In Baltimore?
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Wonderful Wino
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Frank Zappa - Wplj
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
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Frank Zappa - My Head?
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Frank Zappa - Oh No
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Frank Zappa - On The Bus
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Frank Zappa - Our Bizarre Relationship
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
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Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago
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Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
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Frank Zappa - Ruthie-Ruthie
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Shove It Right In
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Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stuff Up The Cracks
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Frank Zappa - Sweet Leilani
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Prostitute
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Beatles Medley
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Frank Zappa - The Birth Of Captain Beefheart
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Frank Zappa - The Black Page
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Frank Zappa - The Blackouts
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Frank Zappa - The Blue Light
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
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Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen
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Frank Zappa - The Downtown Talent Scout
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Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - The Florida Airport Tape
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Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
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Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia
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Frank Zappa - The Massive Improve'lence
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Frank Zappa - The Motel Room
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - The Voice Of Cheese
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Frank Zappa - This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
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Frank Zappa - Tiny Sick Tears
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Toads Of The Short Forest
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Underground Freak-Out Music
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Frank Zappa - Village Of The Sun
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Frank Zappa - We Can Shoot You
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Frank Zappa - Wet T-Shirt Nite
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Frank Zappa - Where's Our Equipment?
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Frank Zappa - White Ugliness
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
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Frank Zappa - Wistful With A Fist-Full
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Frank Zappa - Ya Hozna
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Frank Zappa - You Call That Music?
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
- 263
Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
Catholic Girls
Frank Zappa
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic girls
In the rectory basement
Father riley's a fairy
But it don't bother mary
Catholic girls
At the cyo
Catholic girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?
All the way
That's the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem tô know
Hip-hip-hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a catholic girl
At the cyo
When they learn tô blow
They're learning tô blow
All the catholic boys!
Warren cuccurullo
Catholic boys!
Kinda young, kinda wow!
Catholic boys!
Vinnie colaiuta
Where are they now?
Did they all take the vow?
Catholic girls
Carmenita scarfone!
Catholic girls
Hey! She gave me vd!
Catholic girls!
Toni carbone!
With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go wow!
Vd vowdy vootie
Right away
That's the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them tô a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a catholic girl
With her hand in the box
When she's on her knees
She was on her knees
My little catholic girl
In a little white dress
Catholic girls
They never confess
Catholic girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic girls
Catholic girls
This is the central scrutinizer
Joe had a girl friend named mary
She used tô go the church club every week
They'd meet each other there
Hold hands
And think pure thoughts
But one night at the social club meeting
Mary didn't show up
She was sucking cock backstage at the armory
In order tô get a pass
tô see some big rock group for free