- 1
Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
- 2
Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
- 3
Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
- 4
Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
- 5
Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
- 6
Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
- 7
Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
- 8
Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
- 9
Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
- 10
Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
- 11
Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
- 12
Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
- 13
Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
- 14
Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
- 15
Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
- 16
Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
- 17
Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
- 18
Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
- 19
Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
- 20
Frank Zappa - Montana
- 21
Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
- 22
Frank Zappa - Andy
- 23
Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
- 24
Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
- 25
Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
- 26
Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
- 27
Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
- 28
Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
- 29
Frank Zappa - Our Bizarre Relationship
- 30
Frank Zappa - Outside Now
- 31
Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
- 32
Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
- 33
Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
- 34
Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
- 35
Frank Zappa - Plastic People
- 36
Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
- 37
Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
- 38
Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
- 39
Frank Zappa - Tinseltown Rebellion
- 40
Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
- 41
Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
- 42
Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
- 43
Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
- 44
Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
- 45
Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
- 46
Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
- 47
Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
- 48
Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
- 49
Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
- 50
Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
- 51
Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
- 52
Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
- 53
Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
- 54
Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
- 55
Frank Zappa - God Bless America
- 56
Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
- 57
Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
- 58
Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
- 59
Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
- 60
Frank Zappa - Later That Night
- 61
Frank Zappa - Mother People
- 62
Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
- 63
Frank Zappa - Murder By Numbers
- 64
Frank Zappa - Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
- 65
Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
- 66
Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
- 67
Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
- 68
Frank Zappa - Smell My Beard
- 69
Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
- 70
Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
- 71
Frank Zappa - The Booger Man
- 72
Frank Zappa - The Evil Prince
- 73
Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
- 74
Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
- 75
Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
- 76
Frank Zappa - Why Don't You Like Me?
- 77
Frank Zappa - Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
- 78
Frank Zappa - Wonderful Tattoo!
- 79
Frank Zappa - Wowie Zowie
- 80
Frank Zappa - 5050
- 81
Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
- 82
Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
- 83
Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
- 84
Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
- 85
Frank Zappa - America Drinks
- 86
Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
- 87
Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
- 88
Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
- 89
Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
- 90
Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
- 91
Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
- 92
Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
- 93
Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
- 94
Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
- 95
Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
- 96
Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
- 97
Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
- 98
Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
- 99
Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
- 100
Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
- 101
Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
- 102
Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
- 103
Frank Zappa - Doreen
- 104
Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
- 105
Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
- 106
Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
- 107
Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
- 108
Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
- 109
Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
- 110
Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
- 111
Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
- 112
Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
- 113
Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
- 114
Frank Zappa - Flambay
- 115
Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
- 116
Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
- 117
Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
- 118
Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
- 119
Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
- 120
Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
- 121
Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
- 122
Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
- 123
Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
- 124
Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
- 125
Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
- 126
Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
- 127
Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
- 128
Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
- 129
Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
- 130
Frank Zappa - King Kong
- 131
Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
- 132
Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
- 133
Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
- 134
Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
- 135
Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
- 136
Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
- 137
Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
- 138
Frank Zappa - Montana (Whipping Floss)
- 139
Frank Zappa - Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
- 140
Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
- 141
Frank Zappa - Mystery Roach
- 142
Frank Zappa - No Not Now
- 143
Frank Zappa - On The Bus
- 144
Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
- 145
Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
- 146
Frank Zappa - Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
- 147
Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
- 148
Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
- 149
Frank Zappa - Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
- 150
Frank Zappa - Sharleena
- 151
Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
- 152
Frank Zappa - Sleeping In A Jar
- 153
Frank Zappa - Society Pages
- 154
Frank Zappa - Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
- 155
Frank Zappa - Spider Of Destiny
- 156
Frank Zappa - St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
- 157
Frank Zappa - Status Back Baby
- 158
Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
- 159
Frank Zappa - Stuff Up The Cracks
- 160
Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
- 161
Frank Zappa - Tell Me You Love Me
- 162
Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
- 163
Frank Zappa - The Beatles Medley
- 164
Frank Zappa - The Black Page
- 165
Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
- 166
Frank Zappa - The Duke Regains His Chops
- 167
Frank Zappa - The Little House I Used To Live
- 168
Frank Zappa - The Mammy Nuns
- 169
Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
- 170
Frank Zappa - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
- 171
Frank Zappa - The White Boy Troubles
- 172
Frank Zappa - Uncle Bernie's Farm
- 173
Frank Zappa - Underground Freak-Out Music
- 174
Frank Zappa - Valarie
- 175
Frank Zappa - We're Turning Again
- 176
Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
- 177
Frank Zappa - Would You Go All The Way?
- 178
Frank Zappa - Would You Like A Snack?
- 179
Frank Zappa - Wplj
- 180
Frank Zappa - Ya Hozna
- 181
Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
- 182
Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
- 183
Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
- 184
Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
- 185
Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
- 186
Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
- 187
Frank Zappa - Agency Man
- 188
Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
- 189
Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
- 190
Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
- 191
Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
- 192
Frank Zappa - Babbette
- 193
Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
- 194
Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
- 195
Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
- 196
Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
- 197
Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
- 198
Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
- 199
Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
- 200
Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
- 201
Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
- 202
Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
- 203
Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
- 204
Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
- 205
Frank Zappa - Centerville
- 206
Frank Zappa - Charva
- 207
Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
- 208
Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
- 209
Frank Zappa - Church Chat
- 210
Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
- 211
Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
- 212
Frank Zappa - Conehead
- 213
Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
- 214
Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
- 215
Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
- 216
Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
- 217
Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
- 218
Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
- 219
Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
- 220
Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
- 221
Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
- 222
Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
- 223
Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
- 224
Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
- 225
Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
- 226
Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
- 227
Frank Zappa - Epilogue
- 228
Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
- 229
Frank Zappa - Flakes
- 230
Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
- 231
Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
- 232
Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
- 233
Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
- 234
Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
- 235
Frank Zappa - German Lunch
- 236
Frank Zappa - Happy Together
- 237
Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
- 238
Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
- 239
Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
- 240
Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
- 241
Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
- 242
Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
- 243
Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
- 244
Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
- 245
Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
- 246
Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
- 247
Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
- 248
Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
- 249
Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
- 250
Frank Zappa - In France
- 251
Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
- 252
Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
- 253
Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
- 254
Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
- 255
Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
- 256
Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
- 257
Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
- 258
Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
- 259
Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
- 260
Frank Zappa - Library Card
- 261
Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
- 262
Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
- 263
Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
- 264
Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
- 265
Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
- 266
Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
- 267
Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
- 268
Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
- 269
Frank Zappa - Magdalena
- 270
Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
- 271
Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head
- 272
Frank Zappa - More Trouble Every Day
- 273
Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
- 274
Frank Zappa - Ms. Pinky
- 275
Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
- 276
Frank Zappa - Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
- 277
Frank Zappa - Nig Biz
- 278
Frank Zappa - No No No
- 279
Frank Zappa - Oh-Umm
- 280
Frank Zappa - Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
- 281
Frank Zappa - Panty Rap
- 282
Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
- 283
Frank Zappa - Peaches III
- 284
Frank Zappa - Planet Of My Dreams
- 285
Frank Zappa - Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
- 286
Frank Zappa - Progress?
- 287
Frank Zappa - Prologue
- 288
Frank Zappa - Proto-Minimalism
- 289
Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylyte
- 290
Frank Zappa - Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
- 291
Frank Zappa - Rhymin' Man
- 292
Frank Zappa - Ride My Face To Chicago
- 293
Frank Zappa - Right There
- 294
Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
- 295
Frank Zappa - Ronnie Sings?
- 296
Frank Zappa - Room Service
- 297
Frank Zappa - Rubber Shirt
- 298
Frank Zappa - Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
- 299
Frank Zappa - Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
- 300
Frank Zappa - Ruthie-Ruthie
Drafted Again
Frank Zappa
Oh no
You're gonna hafta sign fer this, buddy
Oh no
I know you're in there, ya little sumbitch
Oh no
Goddam little communist...
(weep, weep, weep)
I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna go
I don't wanna get drafted
Phooey!
I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna go
I don't wanna get drafted
No-oh-woh-oh-woh...
Roller skates 'n disco
It's a lot of fun
I'm too young 'n stupid
To operate a gun
Lacelia jackson! come on down!
I don't wanna get drafted
Nancy butterworth! come on down!
You're the next contestants on
Sooooo what!
I don't wanna get drafted
And, but, also...
I don't wanna get drafted
A new car!
I don't wanna get drafted
But that's not all...
My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted
She don't wanna go
My sister don't wanna get drafted
My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted
She don't wanna go
My sister don't wanna get drafted
Wars are really ugly
They're dirty and they're cold
I don't want nobody
To shoot me in the fox hole...fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole
"leave my nose alone, please..."