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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of The Baritone Women
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
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Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago
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Frank Zappa - Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - Wowie Zowie
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Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Meow
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - Oh No
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Frank Zappa - On The Bus
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Frank Zappa - Promiscuous
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Beatles Medley
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Frank Zappa - The Black Page
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Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - The Mammy Nuns
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Frank Zappa - The Radio Is Broken
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Frank Zappa - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
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Frank Zappa - Tink Walks Amok
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Frank Zappa - Tinseltown Rebellion
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - When The Lie's So Big
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Frank Zappa - Whippin' Post
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Would You Like A Snack?
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
Frank Zappa
Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)
Peter Wolf (keyboards)
Bob Harris (keyboards, trumpet, vocals)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Arthur Barrow (bass, vocals)
Vinnie Colaiuta (drums)
Brown shoes don't make it
Brown shoes don't make it
Quit school, why fake it
Brown shoes don't make it
TV dinner by the pool
Watch your brother grow a beard
Got another year of school
You're okay, he's too weird
Be a plumber
He's a bummer
He's a bummer every summer
Be a loyal plastic robot
For a world that doesn't care
That's right
Smile at every ugly
Shine on your shoes and cut your hair
Be a jerk - go to work
Be a jerk - go to work
Be a jerk - go to work
Be a jerk - go to work
Do your job, and do it right
Life's a ball
TV tonight
Do you love it
Do you hate it
There it is
The way you made it
A world of secret hungers
Perverting the men who make your laws
Every desire is hidden away
In a drawer in a desk by a Naugahyde chair
On a rug where they walk and drool
Past the girls in the office
Hratche-plche, hratche-plche
Hratche-plche...
We see in the back
Of the City Hall mind
The dream of a girl about thirteen
Off with her clothes and into a bed
Where she tickles his fancy
All night long
His wife's attending an orchid show
She squealed for a week to get him to go
But back in the bed his teen-age queen
Is rocking and rolling and acting obscene
Baby baby...
Baby baby...
Gimme them cakes now, uh!
If I do, I'm gonna lose my...
And he loves it, he loves it
It curls up his toes
She wipes his fat neck
And it lights up his nose
But he cannot be fooled
Old City Hall Fred
She's nasty, she's nasty
She digs it in bed
That's right
Do it again, ha
And do it some more
Hey, that does it, by golly
And she's nasty for sure
Nasty nasty nasty
Nasty nasty nasty
Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty
She's a dirty young mind, corrupted
Corroded
Well she's thirteen today
And I hear she gets loaded
If she were my daughter, I'd...
What would you do, Frankie?
Well, if she were my daughter, I'd...
What would you do, Frankie?
If she were my daughter, I'd...
What would you do, Frankie?
Check this out
Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again, oh baby
Smother that girl in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again
She's my teen-age baby
She turns me on
I'd like to make her do a nasty
On the White House lawn
Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup
And boogie 'til the cows come home
Time to go home
Madge is on the phone
Gotta meet the Gurneys and a dozen grey attorneys
TV dinner by the pool
I'm so glad I finished school
Life is such a ball
I run the world from City Hall