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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Wowie Zowie
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
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Frank Zappa - The Little House I Used To Live
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Oh No
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County
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Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Moggio
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Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
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Frank Zappa - More Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Mother People
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Ms. Pinky
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
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Frank Zappa - Spider Of Destiny
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Frank Zappa - St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Wind
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Frank Zappa - Tell Me You Love Me
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Frank Zappa - Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
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Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
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Frank Zappa - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
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Frank Zappa - Tinsel-Town Rebellion
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - We're Turning Again
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Yo Cats
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Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
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Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
Frank Zappa
Those were the days. Well those days are probably gone forever,
I don't know, Unless Nixon is going to bring them back a little bit later. But we have this very special highly evolved permutated tango. It's actually a perverted tango. By the time... Yes, it's so perverted! This is the Be-Bop Tango, A special entertainment event that includes choreography a little bit later, so watch out folks...
You can turn on the big lights, we may need 'em. You know, the ones in the audience. Heh heh. Okay, 're you ready? Not too fast now 'cause I wanna get the right notes on the tape 'N' this, this has to be the one. This has to be the one with all the right notes on it. Okay, 're you ready? This is a hard one to play. One two three four...
The cowbell as a symbol of unbridled passion, ladies and gentlemen.
Now, as you might have noticed, Bruce Fowler has just completed some sort of trombone solo, Based on the-ah, idea of an evolved tango-event. Bruce has also prepared for you a demonstration of a dance That he hopes will sweep the ocean right after the Mud Shark did. Bruce is now warming up the important muscles of the body, In preparation...in preparation for the real live Be-Bop Tango Which we're gonna demonstrate. Napoleon will assist him. Napoleon just put your horn down, Just relax, Put your head back, Here comes the drill. Okay, heh heh heh, you know what I'm talkin' about? Okay.
This is sort of like jazz in it's own peculiar way. Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny! Okay, let's go! Yeah man, jazz man, you know what I mean? This is Be-Bop, Even though you think it doesn't sound like that. Be-Bop! Now, as you might have noticed, Some of you with a musical education Can tell that the notes that George just sang when he went: "This is Be-Bop, even though you think it doesn't sound like that", Is actually a sort of a twisted form of the theme of the tango itself Which will get even more depraved as the number goes on. George will now attempt to dismember that melody, Play it and sing it at the same time while... Tu-dup. Hey, that's the way! While we sort of dance to it. Okay, try it George. Tu-dup, tu-dee... Oh yeah! As I was saying. Now, what we'd like to do at this point Is get some volunteers from the audience to... I know you will, oh God you will... We need some...heh heh heh... Now, as a matter of fact you did, didn't you... No, we wanna have some people who've never tried it bef
ore, Who've never even thought of trying it before. A boy, a girl, preferably who like each other, Who would like to come up here and attempt to dance to what George sings. Do we have anybody who is...you're one.
Okay, what's your name?
Carl.
Your name is Carl? Please Carl step on to the stage. Pleased to meet you Carl. Alright. Okay? Let's see-ah, is there anybody in the, in the back? Where...oh-oh, hey! What's your name?
Rick.
Rick, and?
Jane.
Rick and Jane and Carl! Alright, here's how it works: There's a beat going on like this; That's a pedestrian beat. You don't dance to that beat, You dance to what George sings, okay? The little ones, okay? The little quick ones, okay? Ready? George, make them dance!
Dup. No no Rick, you're too reserved. Ready? Give it to 'em George! Tu-dup, tu-dup pu-dee-da... No no, come on now, loosen up. Listen, encourage them! When it... Ah! Okay! Alright, one more time: dance!
Tu-dup, du-dee-da... Let's study this phenomenon. Tu-duppy-dup-pu-dee-da... Now look, Rick and Jane and Carl, You're, you're wonderful but you're just too reserved. I still can... I know you will, maybe in a minute. Okay, I'll t-tell you what: Go back to your seats and we'll bring up the next batch. Okay? Carl, Rick and Jane! Alright, you wanna try...?
Anything you say Frank!
Oh my God! Alright, you're name is Lana, right? Lana dance!
Du-dup-dee-dup... Now that's more like it. Du-dup-dee-dup... Lana, you're so good we have to bring up some other people to assist you. Brenda, imported from Edward's Air Force Base, where she... Ladies and gentlemen, Brenda... Brenda is a professional harlot And she just got finished stripping for a bunch of guys at Edward's Air Force Base, And she made it down here in time for the show. Two hours of taking it off for the boys in the car, really good. Okay. Heh. Brenda, Brenda has a lovely assistant named Carl, Or Robert James Davis if you prefer. Herb Cohen, ladies and gentlemen! Okay, dance!
Du-du-dip... You're still too adagio, I keep telling you! Du-dup-du-dee-da... Turn on the bubble machine! Dup-dee-da, dup-dee-da... God, is that a cheap bubble-machine! Bow, du-du-du-du-du-da... Ladies and gentlemen: Don's ex-wife! Ladies and gentlemen, You're probably sitting in your chairs, Saying to yourselves: I could do that. And of course you can! And now is your big chance! All you have to do, The first step is easy, All you gotta do is stand up. Go ahead, just stand up. There you go, you are standing up. Yes, some of you are not standing up But you won't have as much fun as the ones who are standing up. Okay, turn on the big lights so everybody can see what's going on. Yes, very many of you are standing up. Okay, link your mind with the mind of George Duke! And when...
Du-dup... That's it! When he plays those funny fast little notes, Twitch around and have a good time with the Be-Bop Tango, Let's try it! Anything you wanna do is alright. You gotta do anything you wanna do, it's alright. Yes you got to know you came to the right place, tonight. (Give me some of that wine now). As you might have guessed, ladies and gentlemen, This is the end of our concert. We like to thank you ver... Wanna thank you very much for coming. Hope you had a good time. Bruce Fowler on trombone, Napoleon Murphy Brock on tenor sax and lead vocals, Ruth Underwood on percussion, Ralph Humphrey on drums, Chester Thompson on drums, Tom Fowler on bass And George Duke on the keyboards. Thank you very much. Alright, alright...