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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - No No No
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - The Air
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Meow
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Murder By Numbers
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Frank Zappa - Mystery Roach
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Frank Zappa - Prologue
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylyte
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Frank Zappa - Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Society Pages
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stick Together
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Peaches III
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of My Dreams
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Room Service
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Frank Zappa - Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Soft-sell Conclusion
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Teenage Wind
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Frank Zappa - The 'Torchum' Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - The Beatles Medley
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Frank Zappa - The Duke Regains His Chops
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Frank Zappa - The Finale
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Frank Zappa - The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - The Voice Of Cheese
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Frank Zappa - This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
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Frank Zappa - This Town Is Just A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Tuna Fish Promenade
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Frank Zappa - Very Distraughtening
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Frank Zappa - What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning?
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Won Ton On
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
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Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
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Frank Zappa - Massagio Galore
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Frank Zappa - Master Ringo
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Frank Zappa - Montana (Whipping Floss)
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Frank Zappa - Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
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Frank Zappa - Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
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Frank Zappa - No, No Cherry
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Frank Zappa - Oh No
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Frank Zappa - Oh-Umm
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Frank Zappa - On The Bus
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Frank Zappa - Once Upon A Time
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Frank Zappa - Our Bizarre Relationship
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Frank Zappa - Panty Rap
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Frank Zappa - Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
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Frank Zappa - Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
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Frank Zappa - Promiscuous
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Frank Zappa - Proto-Minimalism
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylite
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Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago
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Frank Zappa - Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
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Frank Zappa - Right There
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Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
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Frank Zappa - Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
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Frank Zappa - Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
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Frank Zappa - She Painted Up Her Face
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Frank Zappa - Shove It Right In
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Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
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Frank Zappa - Sleeping In A Jar
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Frank Zappa - Smell My Beard
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Frank Zappa - Spider Of Destiny
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Frank Zappa - St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - Stinkfoot
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Frank Zappa - Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
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Frank Zappa - Suicide Chump
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Frank Zappa - Sweet Leilani
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - Tears Began To Fall
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Prostitute
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Frank Zappa - Tell Me You Love Me
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Frank Zappa - Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Birth Of Captain Beefheart
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Frank Zappa - The Black Page
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Frank Zappa - The Blackouts
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Frank Zappa - The Blue Light
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Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
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Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - The Girls Dream
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
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Frank Zappa - The Little House I Used To Live
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Frank Zappa - The Little March
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Frank Zappa - The Mammy Nuns
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Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
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Frank Zappa - The Poodle Lecture
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Frank Zappa - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
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Frank Zappa - The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
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Frank Zappa - The Uncle Meat Variations
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Frank Zappa - The Untouchables
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Frank Zappa - The White Boy Troubles
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Frank Zappa - They Made Me Eat It
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Frank Zappa - Time Is Money
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Tuna Fish Bolero
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Bernie's Farm
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Frank Zappa - We Can Shoot You
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Frank Zappa - We're Turning Again
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Frank Zappa - Weasels Ripped My Flesh
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Frank Zappa - Wet T-Shirt Nite
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Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
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Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl?
Dinah Moe Humm
Frank Zappa
I couldn't say where she's comin' from,
But i just met a lady named dinah-moe humm
She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill says you can't make me cum
No way!
(y'jes can't do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she called me a bum,
But i knew right away she was really gonna cum
(so i got down to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb
But i still didn't hear no dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Where's this dinah-moe
Comin' from
I just spent three hours
An' i ain't got a crumb
From the dinah-moe, dinah-moe, dinah-moe
From the dinah-moe humm
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
And i can't get into it
Unless i get out of it
An' i gotta be out of it
To get myself into it
'cause i can't get into it
Unless i get out of it
An' i gotta be out of it
Before i get into it
(she looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said...)
And here's what she said:
Just get me wasted
An' you're half-way there
'cause if my mind's tore up,
Well, then my body don't care
I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An' said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?
The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor
She said dinah-moe might win the bet
But she could use a little (ow!) if i wasn't done yet
I told her...
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky
No reason to assume
I wouldn't give her a try
So i pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An' asked her if she had any cooties in there
(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)
She was buns-up kneelin'
Buns up!
I was wheelin' an' dealin'
Wheelin' an' dealin' an ooooh!
She surrender to the feelin'
She sweetly surrendered
An' she started in to squealin'
Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just twitchin' an' her face gone red
Some drool rollin' down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in
She quivered 'n quaked
An' clutched at herself
Her sister made a joke
About her mental health
Until dinah-moe finally
Did give in
But i told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline...
I said:
Kiss my aura...dora...
That's right!
You know why?
Because obviously it was real angora
And then i said:
Would you all like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An' how 'bout you, fauna?
Do you wanna?
...frank, frank...up on stage...up on stage, frank...
Alright...
Take me up man, i want...
Take you up?
Yeah!
Sure!
Wait a minute, now that you're up on stage,
What's your name?
Brian reviera
Are you having a ok halloween brian?
I'm having an excellent time...
Sing for greenwich man, greenwich, connecticut ...
Alright now, i'll tell you what...
Brian, do you know the words to this song?
Well, in a way, in a way...
Ok, here's...brian, this is your golden opportunity:
This is the frank zappa performer-like contest
Now here's what you're going to do:
We're gonna play this song again
And you're gonna pretend you're me.
And you pretend to sing the song
And dance all across the stage
And get these people a very good halloween show, would you?
Right! yeah! yeah!
Ok, ready?
Work! work!
I couldn't say where she's comin' from,
But i just met a lady named dinah-moe humm
Good!
She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill says you can't make me cum
(y'jes can't do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she called me a bum,
But i knew right away she was really gonna cum
(so i got down to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb
An' you know i heard some dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
A little dinah-moe
A little dinah-moe
A little dinah-moe again
Little dinah-moe
A little dinah-moe again
Little dinah-moe
A little dinah-moe again
Little dinah-moe ... hey! how come you guys aren't singing?
Wait a minute, wait a minute...
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
...
That's right!
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
...
Give me that hat!
Dinah-moe
Alright!
Alright, alright
What? san ber'dino?
No, no, not yet...
I'll tell you what
Boy is this thing hard to hold on your head!
Let's do another song...here...
(san ber'dino!)
No no, we'll do that later...
Hey thanks man,
You do a pretty good imitation of me...
Nice fingernail polish!
Really good! really good! i like that...
It's great...look at...show the camera,
Show the camera your fingernails,
Very good...thanks