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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Mystery Roach
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylyte
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Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago
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Frank Zappa - Room Service
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Frank Zappa - Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Society Pages
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Girls Dream
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Frank Zappa - The Groupie Routine
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - The Radio Is Broken
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Frank Zappa - Tink Walks Amok
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head
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Frank Zappa - Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - Master Ringo
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Frank Zappa - Moggio
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
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Frank Zappa - Murder By Numbers
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - My Head?
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Frank Zappa - Nig Biz
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Frank Zappa - No, No Cherry
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Pick Me, I'm Clean
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of The Baritone Women
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Frank Zappa - Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
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Frank Zappa - Progress?
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Frank Zappa - Prologue
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Frank Zappa - Promiscuous
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Frank Zappa - Proto-Minimalism
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylite
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Frank Zappa - Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
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Frank Zappa - Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
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Frank Zappa - Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
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Frank Zappa - Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
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Frank Zappa - Semi-Fraudulent...
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Frank Zappa - Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
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Frank Zappa - Shove It Right In
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Frank Zappa - Smell My Beard
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Frank Zappa - Soft-sell Conclusion
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Status Back Baby
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - Stick Together
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Frank Zappa - Stuff Up The Cracks
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - Tears Began To Fall
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Prostitute
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Wind
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Frank Zappa - Teenage Wind
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Frank Zappa - Telephone Conversation
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Frank Zappa - Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Birth Of Captain Beefheart
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Frank Zappa - The Blue Light
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Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen
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Frank Zappa - The Dead Girls Of London
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Frank Zappa - The Downtown Talent Scout
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Frank Zappa - The Duke Regains His Chops
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Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival
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Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia
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Frank Zappa - The Massive Improve'lence
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
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Frank Zappa - The Motel Room
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Frank Zappa - The Orange County Lumber Truck
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - The Untouchables
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Frank Zappa - This Ain't CNN
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Frank Zappa - This is Phaze III
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Frank Zappa - Tiger Roach
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Frank Zappa - Titties 'N' Beer
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
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Frank Zappa - Undaunted, The Band Plays On
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Frank Zappa - Underground Freak-Out Music
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Village Of The Sun
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - Weasels Ripped My Flesh
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Frank Zappa - Welcome To The United States
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Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
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Frank Zappa - What's New In Baltimore?
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
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Frank Zappa - Where's Our Equipment?
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Frank Zappa - Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Wonderful Tattoo!
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Frank Zappa - Wowie Zowie
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Frank Zappa - Wplj
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Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
Dinah Moe Humm
Frank Zappa
I couldn't say where she's comin' from,
But i just met a lady named dinah-moe humm
She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill says you can't make me cum
No way!
(y'jes can't do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she called me a bum,
But i knew right away she was really gonna cum
(so i got down to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb
But i still didn't hear no dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Where's this dinah-moe
Comin' from
I just spent three hours
An' i ain't got a crumb
From the dinah-moe, dinah-moe, dinah-moe
From the dinah-moe humm
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
And i can't get into it
Unless i get out of it
An' i gotta be out of it
To get myself into it
'cause i can't get into it
Unless i get out of it
An' i gotta be out of it
Before i get into it
(she looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said...)
And here's what she said:
Just get me wasted
An' you're half-way there
'cause if my mind's tore up,
Well, then my body don't care
I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An' said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?
The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor
She said dinah-moe might win the bet
But she could use a little (ow!) if i wasn't done yet
I told her...
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky
No reason to assume
I wouldn't give her a try
So i pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An' asked her if she had any cooties in there
(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)
She was buns-up kneelin'
Buns up!
I was wheelin' an' dealin'
Wheelin' an' dealin' an ooooh!
She surrender to the feelin'
She sweetly surrendered
An' she started in to squealin'
Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just twitchin' an' her face gone red
Some drool rollin' down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in
She quivered 'n quaked
An' clutched at herself
Her sister made a joke
About her mental health
Until dinah-moe finally
Did give in
But i told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline...
I said:
Kiss my aura...dora...
That's right!
You know why?
Because obviously it was real angora
And then i said:
Would you all like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An' how 'bout you, fauna?
Do you wanna?
...frank, frank...up on stage...up on stage, frank...
Alright...
Take me up man, i want...
Take you up?
Yeah!
Sure!
Wait a minute, now that you're up on stage,
What's your name?
Brian reviera
Are you having a ok halloween brian?
I'm having an excellent time...
Sing for greenwich man, greenwich, connecticut ...
Alright now, i'll tell you what...
Brian, do you know the words to this song?
Well, in a way, in a way...
Ok, here's...brian, this is your golden opportunity:
This is the frank zappa performer-like contest
Now here's what you're going to do:
We're gonna play this song again
And you're gonna pretend you're me.
And you pretend to sing the song
And dance all across the stage
And get these people a very good halloween show, would you?
Right! yeah! yeah!
Ok, ready?
Work! work!
I couldn't say where she's comin' from,
But i just met a lady named dinah-moe humm
Good!
She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill says you can't make me cum
(y'jes can't do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she called me a bum,
But i knew right away she was really gonna cum
(so i got down to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb
An' you know i heard some dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
A little dinah-moe
A little dinah-moe
A little dinah-moe again
Little dinah-moe
A little dinah-moe again
Little dinah-moe
A little dinah-moe again
Little dinah-moe ... hey! how come you guys aren't singing?
Wait a minute, wait a minute...
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
...
That's right!
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
...
Give me that hat!
Dinah-moe
Alright!
Alright, alright
What? san ber'dino?
No, no, not yet...
I'll tell you what
Boy is this thing hard to hold on your head!
Let's do another song...here...
(san ber'dino!)
No no, we'll do that later...
Hey thanks man,
You do a pretty good imitation of me...
Nice fingernail polish!
Really good! really good! i like that...
It's great...look at...show the camera,
Show the camera your fingernails,
Very good...thanks