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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Suicide Chump
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Status Back Baby
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Frank Zappa - Teenage Wind
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Frank Zappa - Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
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Frank Zappa - The Poodle Lecture
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Frank Zappa - Truck Driver Divorce
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Frank Zappa - We're Turning Again
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Mystery Roach
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of The Baritone Women
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Frank Zappa - Prologue
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Frank Zappa - Promiscuous
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Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
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Frank Zappa - Sleeping In A Jar
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Frank Zappa - Spider Of Destiny
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Frank Zappa - Tears Began To Fall
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Prostitute
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Frank Zappa - The Air
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Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
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Frank Zappa - This is Phaze III
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - What's New In Baltimore?
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Wplj
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
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Frank Zappa - My Head?
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Frank Zappa - No No No
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Frank Zappa - Oh No
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Frank Zappa - Our Bizarre Relationship
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
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Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago
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Frank Zappa - Ruthie-Ruthie
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Frank Zappa - Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
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Frank Zappa - Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Shove It Right In
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Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stuff Up The Cracks
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Frank Zappa - Sweet Leilani
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - The 'Torchum' Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - The Beatles Medley
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Frank Zappa - The Birth Of Captain Beefheart
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Frank Zappa - The Black Page
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Frank Zappa - The Blackouts
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
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Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen
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Frank Zappa - The Downtown Talent Scout
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Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - The Florida Airport Tape
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
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Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia
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Frank Zappa - The Massive Improve'lence
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Frank Zappa - The Motel Room
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - The Voice Of Cheese
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Frank Zappa - This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
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Frank Zappa - Tiny Sick Tears
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Toads Of The Short Forest
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Frank Zappa - Underground Freak-Out Music
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Frank Zappa - Village Of The Sun
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Frank Zappa - We Can Shoot You
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Frank Zappa - Wet T-Shirt Nite
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Frank Zappa - Where's Our Equipment?
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Frank Zappa - White Ugliness
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Frank Zappa - Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
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Frank Zappa - Wistful With A Fist-Full
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Frank Zappa - Wonderful Wino
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Frank Zappa - Ya Hozna
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Frank Zappa - You Call That Music?
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Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
Dumb All Over
Frank Zappa
We shoulda noticed by now, our behavior is dumb
And if our chances expect to improve
It's gonna take a lot more than trying to remove the other race
Or the other whatever from the face
Of the planet altogether
They call it the Earth, which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right, 'cause we behave the same
We are dumb all over
Dumb all over, yes we are
Dumb all over, near an' far
Dumb all over, black an' white
People, we is not wrapped tight
Nerds on the left, nerds on the right
Religious fanatics on the air every night
Saying the bible tells the story
Makes the details sound real gory
About what to do if the geeks over there
Don't believe in the book we got over here
You can't run a race without no feet
An' pretty soon there won't be no street
For dummies to jog on or doggies to dog on
Religious fanatics can make it be all gone
It won't blow up an' disappear
It'll just look ugly for a thousand years
You can't run a country by a book of religion
Not by a heap or a lump or a smidgen
Of foolish rules of ancient date
Designed to make you all feel great
While you fold, spindle and mutilate
Those unbelievers from a neighboring state
To arms! To arms! Hooray! That's great
Two legs ain't bad unless there's a crate
They ship the parts to mama in
For souvenirs: Two ears, get down!
Not his, not hers, but what the hey?
The good book says: It's gotta be that way!
But their book says: Revenge the crusades!
With whips an' chains an' hand grenades
Two arms? Two arms? Have another and another
Our God says: There ain't no other!
Our God says: It's all okay!
Our God says: This is the way!
It says in the book: Burn and destroy
An' repent, an' redeem, an' revenge, an' deploy
An' rumble thee forth to the land
Of the unbelieving scum on the other side
'Cause they don't go for what's in the book
An' that makes 'em bad
So verily we must chopped them up
Or stompeth them down
Or rent a nice French bomb
To poof them out of existence
While leaving their real estate just where we need it
To use again for temples in which to praise our God
'Cause he can really take care of business
And when his humble TV servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses and a nice brown suit
And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls
Tells us our God says it's okay to do this stuff
Then we're supposed do it
Cause if we don't do it, we ain't gwine up to hebbin
Depending on which book you're using at the time
Can't use theirs, it don't work, it's all lies
Gotta use mine, ain't that right?
That's what they say, every night, every day
Hey, we can't really be dumb
If we're just following God's orders
After all, he wrote this book here
An' in the book he says
He made us all to be just like him
So if we're dumb, then God is dumb
An' maybe even a little bit ugly on the side
Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side
Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side
Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side