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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - Ms. Pinky
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - No No No
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - Meow
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Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Murder By Numbers
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylyte
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Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
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Frank Zappa - Society Pages
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Frank Zappa - Soft-sell Conclusion
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Stick Together
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Mystery Roach
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of My Dreams
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Frank Zappa - Prologue
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Frank Zappa - Promiscuous
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Room Service
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Frank Zappa - Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Beatles Medley
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Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
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Frank Zappa - The Duke Regains His Chops
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Frank Zappa - The Finale
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - This Town Is Just A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Bernie's Farm
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - Why Don't You Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Won Ton On
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Frank Zappa - Wplj
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Master Ringo
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Frank Zappa - Montana (Whipping Floss)
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Frank Zappa - Mother People
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Frank Zappa - Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
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Frank Zappa - Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
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Frank Zappa - No, No Cherry
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Frank Zappa - Oh No
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Frank Zappa - Oh-Umm
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Frank Zappa - Once Upon A Time
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Frank Zappa - Panty Rap
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Frank Zappa - Peaches III
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Frank Zappa - Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
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Frank Zappa - Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
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Frank Zappa - Proto-Minimalism
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylite
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Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago
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Frank Zappa - Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
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Frank Zappa - Right There
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Frank Zappa - Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
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Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
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Frank Zappa - Smell My Beard
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
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Frank Zappa - St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Status Back Baby
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Frank Zappa - Stinkfoot
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Frank Zappa - Sweet Leilani
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - Take Me Out To The Ball Game
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Frank Zappa - Tears Began To Fall
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Prostitute
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Frank Zappa - Tell Me You Love Me
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Frank Zappa - The 'Torchum' Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - The Air
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Frank Zappa - The Birth Of Captain Beefheart
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Frank Zappa - The Blackouts
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Frank Zappa - The Blue Light
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Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
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Frank Zappa - The Groupie Routine
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - The Little House I Used To Live
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Frank Zappa - The Little March
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Frank Zappa - The Mammy Nuns
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Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - The Poodle Lecture
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Frank Zappa - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
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Frank Zappa - The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
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Frank Zappa - The Uncle Meat Variations
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Frank Zappa - The Untouchables
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Frank Zappa - The Voice Of Cheese
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Frank Zappa - The White Boy Troubles
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Frank Zappa - They Made Me Eat It
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Frank Zappa - This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
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Frank Zappa - Time Is Money
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)
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Frank Zappa - Tuna Fish Bolero
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Frank Zappa - Tuna Fish Promenade
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Frank Zappa - Very Distraughtening
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Frank Zappa - Village Of The Sun
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Frank Zappa - We're Turning Again
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Frank Zappa - Weasels Ripped My Flesh
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Frank Zappa - Wet T-Shirt Nite
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Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
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Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl?
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Frank Zappa - What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning?
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
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Frank Zappa - When The Lie's So Big
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Frank Zappa - Where Is Johnny Velvet?
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Frank Zappa - Whippin' Post
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Frank Zappa - Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)
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Frank Zappa - White Ugliness
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Frank Zappa - Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Wonderful Wino
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Frank Zappa - Would You Go All The Way?
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Frank Zappa - Yo Cats
Advance Romance
Frank Zappa
From liquor store
Suit is all dirty, boy
Shoes is all wore
Tired and lonely, my
Heart is all sore
Advance romance
I can't stand it no more
Told me she loved me
I believed what she said
Took me for a sucker, boy
All corn-fed
Next thing I knew
She had a bolt on the door
Advance romance
I can't use it no more
She took George's watch
Like they always do
(It was a Timex, too!)
No more money, boy
I shoulda knew
You know I told ya
I know you told me
Ya didn't listen to me
But I couldn't listen to ya!
Told ya 'bout the anchovies
George DUKE!
The way she do me, boy
She might do you, too
Advance romance
People I am through!
Potato-head Bobby
Was a friend of mine
Open three of his eyes
In the food stamp line
Open four of his eyes
In the food stamp line
Open five of his eyes
In the food stamp line
Open six of his eyes
In the food stamp line
Said she might be a devil
But she sure was fine
Advance romance
He wanna try it one time
Later that night
He drop on by
Told her all he wanna do
Was step up and say hi
Half an hour later
She had frenched his fry
Advance romance
Bobby, say good-bye