- 1  Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down 
- 2  Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus 
- 3  Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia 
- 4  Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown 
- 5  Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp 
- 6  Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo 
- 7  Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris 
- 8  Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay 
- 9  Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(') 
- 10  Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes 
- 11  Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage 
- 12  Frank Zappa - Sofa #2 
- 13  Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen 
- 14  Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows 
- 15  Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls 
- 16  Frank Zappa - Inca Roads 
- 17  Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People 
- 18  Frank Zappa - Doreen 
- 19  Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It 
- 20  Frank Zappa - Sy Borg 
- 21  Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer 
- 22  Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama 
- 23  Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is 
- 24  Frank Zappa - Andy 
- 25  Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm 
- 26  Frank Zappa - Dirty Love 
- 27  Frank Zappa - Fine Girl 
- 28  Frank Zappa - Flakes 
- 29  Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth 
- 30  Frank Zappa - Mary Lou 
- 31  Frank Zappa - Muffin Man 
- 32  Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage 
- 33  Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt 
- 34  Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot 
- 35  Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son 
- 36  Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops 
- 37  Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day 
- 38  Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone 
- 39  Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? 
- 40  Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me 
- 41  Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion 
- 42  Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt 
- 43  Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool 
- 44  Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool? 
- 45  Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy 
- 46  Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime 
- 47  Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess 
- 48  Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey 
- 49  Frank Zappa - Montana 
- 50  Frank Zappa - Mother People 
- 51  Frank Zappa - No Not Now 
- 52  Frank Zappa - Plastic People 
- 53  Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips 
- 54  Frank Zappa - Stick It Out 
- 55  Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are 
- 56  Frank Zappa - Valarie 
- 57  Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta 
- 58  Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme 
- 59  Frank Zappa - Agency Man 
- 60  Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart 
- 61  Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home 
- 62  Frank Zappa - Anything 
- 63  Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon) 
- 64  Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love 
- 65  Frank Zappa - Be In My Video 
- 66  Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain 
- 67  Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie 
- 68  Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable 
- 69  Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes 
- 70  Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool 
- 71  Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy 
- 72  Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth 
- 73  Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge 
- 74  Frank Zappa - Church Chat 
- 75  Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites 
- 76  Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions 
- 77  Frank Zappa - Conehead 
- 78  Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma 
- 79  Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You 
- 80  Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car? 
- 81  Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow 
- 82  Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over 
- 83  Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty 
- 84  Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer 
- 85  Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa 
- 86  Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself 
- 87  Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast 
- 88  Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass 
- 89  Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin 
- 90  Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp) 
- 91  Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy 
- 92  Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied 
- 93  Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute 
- 94  Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop 
- 95  Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black 
- 96  Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East ) 
- 97  Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life 
- 98  Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up 
- 99  Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3) 
- 100  Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I 
- 101  Frank Zappa - Motherly Love 
- 102  Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes 
- 103  Frank Zappa - My Head? 
- 104  Frank Zappa - No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve 
- 105  Frank Zappa - Outside Now 
- 106  Frank Zappa - Packard Goose 
- 107  Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension 
- 108  Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylyte 
- 109  Frank Zappa - Road Ladies 
- 110  Frank Zappa - Rubber Shirt 
- 111  Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino 
- 112  Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace 
- 113  Frank Zappa - Sharleena 
- 114  Frank Zappa - Society Pages 
- 115  Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes 
- 116  Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County 
- 117  Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast 
- 118  Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking 
- 119  Frank Zappa - Strictly Genteel (The Finale) 
- 120  Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Prostitute 
- 121  Frank Zappa - The 'Torchum' Never Stops 
- 122  Frank Zappa - The Finale 
- 123  Frank Zappa - The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival 
- 124  Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou 
- 125  Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing 
- 126  Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark 
- 127  Frank Zappa - The Orange County Lumber Truck 
- 128  Frank Zappa - Valley Girl 
- 129  Frank Zappa - Whippin' Post 
- 130  Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police? 
- 131  Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps? 
- 132  Frank Zappa - Why Don't You Like Me? 
- 133  Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish) 
- 134  Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here 
- 135  Frank Zappa - Your Mouth 
- 136  Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures 
- 137  Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale 
- 138  Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old 
- 139  Frank Zappa - 5050 
- 140  Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects 
- 141  Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West 
- 142  Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards 
- 143  Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes 
- 144  Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check 
- 145  Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free 
- 146  Frank Zappa - Advance Romance 
- 147  Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 ) 
- 148  Frank Zappa - Alley Cat 
- 149  Frank Zappa - America Drinks 
- 150  Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace 
- 151  Frank Zappa - Any Downers? 
- 152  Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain 
- 153  Frank Zappa - Approximate 
- 154  Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up? 
- 155  Frank Zappa - Are You Upset? 
- 156  Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda 
- 157  Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station 
- 158  Frank Zappa - Babbette 
- 159  Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes 
- 160  Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out 
- 161  Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat 
- 162  Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie 
- 163  Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church) 
- 164  Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain 
- 165  Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma 
- 166  Frank Zappa - Big Swifty 
- 167  Frank Zappa - Black Napkins 
- 168  Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy 
- 169  Frank Zappa - Brown Moses 
- 170  Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It 
- 171  Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion) 
- 172  Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik 
- 173  Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.) 
- 174  Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4) 
- 175  Frank Zappa - Centerville 
- 176  Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop 
- 177  Frank Zappa - Charles Ives 
- 178  Frank Zappa - Charva 
- 179  Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills 
- 180  Frank Zappa - Cheepnis 
- 181  Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah 
- 182  Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5) 
- 183  Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus 
- 184  Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet 
- 185  Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3) 
- 186  Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball 
- 187  Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon 
- 188  Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns 
- 189  Frank Zappa - Crew Slut 
- 190  Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers 
- 191  Frank Zappa - Cucamonga 
- 192  Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy 
- 193  Frank Zappa - Dance Contest 
- 194  Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool 
- 195  Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra 
- 196  Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma 
- 197  Frank Zappa - Deseri 
- 198  Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got 
- 199  Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole 
- 200  Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya? 
- 201  Frank Zappa - Disco Boy 
- 202  Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band 
- 203  Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life? 
- 204  Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? 
- 205  Frank Zappa - Dog Breath 
- 206  Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague 
- 207  Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? 
- 208  Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda 
- 209  Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5) 
- 210  Frank Zappa - Drafted Again 
- 211  Frank Zappa - Drop Dead 
- 212  Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch 
- 213  Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3) 
- 214  Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy 
- 215  Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes 
- 216  Frank Zappa - Dummy Up 
- 217  Frank Zappa - Easy Meat 
- 218  Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You) 
- 219  Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding? 
- 220  Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima 
- 221  Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building 
- 222  Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub 
- 223  Frank Zappa - Epilogue 
- 224  Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog 
- 225  Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz 
- 226  Frank Zappa - Flambay 
- 227  Frank Zappa - Flower Punk 
- 228  Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers) 
- 229  Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate 
- 230  Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love 
- 231  Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips 
- 232  Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date 
- 233  Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell 
- 234  Frank Zappa - German Lunch 
- 235  Frank Zappa - Get A Little 
- 236  Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder 
- 237  Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl 
- 238  Frank Zappa - God Bless America 
- 239  Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats 
- 240  Frank Zappa - Happy Together 
- 241  Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband 
- 242  Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda 
- 243  Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy 
- 244  Frank Zappa - He's So Gay 
- 245  Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account 
- 246  Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock 
- 247  Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love 
- 248  Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back 
- 249  Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me? 
- 250  Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel 
- 251  Frank Zappa - Hot Poop 
- 252  Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart 
- 253  Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion) 
- 254  Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere 
- 255  Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care 
- 256  Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted 
- 257  Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You 
- 258  Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader 
- 259  Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry 
- 260  Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels 
- 261  Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out 
- 262  Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda 
- 263  Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California... 
- 264  Frank Zappa - In France 
- 265  Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album) 
- 266  Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin 
- 267  Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here 
- 268  Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal 
- 269  Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number 
- 270  Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1 
- 271  Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2 
- 272  Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk 
- 273  Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy 
- 274  Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling 
- 275  Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher 
- 276  Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away 
- 277  Frank Zappa - Just One More Time 
- 278  Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls 
- 279  Frank Zappa - Kangaroos 
- 280  Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy 
- 281  Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story 
- 282  Frank Zappa - King Kong 
- 283  Frank Zappa - Later That Night 
- 284  Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef 
- 285  Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach 
- 286  Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland 
- 287  Frank Zappa - Library Card 
- 288  Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not 
- 289  Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine 
- 290  Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce 
- 291  Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In 
- 292  Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl 
- 293  Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas 
- 294  Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl 
- 295  Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt 
- 296  Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando 
- 297  Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey 
- 298  Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool 
- 299  Frank Zappa - Louie Louie 
- 300  Frank Zappa - Love Story 
Penis Dimension
Frank Zappa
Penis dimension
Penis dimension
Penis dimension is worrying me
I can't hardly sleep at night
'Cause of penis dimension
Do you worry?
Do you worry a lot?
No!
Do you worry?
Do you worry and moan
That the size of your cock
Is not monstrous enough?
It's your penis dimension
Penis dimension
Mark:
Hi, you friends.
Now just be honest about it.
Did you ever considered the possibility
That your penis, and in the case of
Many dignified ladies that the size of the tities
Themselves might provide elements of
Subconscious tension?
Weird, twisted anxieties that could force
A human being to have to become a politician
A policeman, a Jesuit monk
A rock'n'roll guitar player
A wino. You name it
Or in the case of the ladies, the ones that
Can't afford a silicone beef-up
They'd become writers of hot books!
Howard:
"Manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim..."
Mark:
Yes, or they become Carmelite nuns!
Howard:
"Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed this mutated member in her slithering slit..."
Mark:
Oh, or racehorse jockeys...
There is no reason why you or your loved one
should suffer. Things are bad enough without
the size of your organ adding even more misery
to the troubles of the world!
Howard:
Right on! Right on!
Mark:
Now, if you are a lady and you got munchkin
tits, you can console yourself with this age
old line from primary school:
M-H:
Anything over a mouthful
is wasted!
Mark:
Yes! And isn't it the truth?
And if you're a guy,
one night you're at a party
And you're trying to be cool
I mean, you aren't even wearing underwear
You being so cool
And somebody hits on you one night
And he looks you up and down and he says, uh
Howard:
Eight inches or less!
Mark:
Well, let me tell you brothers,
that's the time when you got to turn around
and look that sonofabitch right between the eyes
And you got to tell him these words: