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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Wonderful Wino
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - More Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Mother People
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Frank Zappa - Oh No
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Frank Zappa - Our Bizarre Relationship
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Panty Rap
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Status Back Baby
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Stick Together
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Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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Frank Zappa - Teenage Wind
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Frank Zappa - Tell Me You Love Me
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Air
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Wplj
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head
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Frank Zappa - Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - Massagio Galore
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Frank Zappa - Master Ringo
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Frank Zappa - Meow
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Frank Zappa - Moggio
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Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
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Frank Zappa - Montana (Whipping Floss)
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Ms. Pinky
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
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Frank Zappa - Murder By Numbers
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
Penis Dimension
Frank Zappa
Penis dimension
Penis dimension
Penis dimension is worrying me
I can't hardly sleep at night
'Cause of penis dimension
Do you worry?
Do you worry a lot?
No!
Do you worry?
Do you worry and moan
That the size of your cock
Is not monstrous enough?
It's your penis dimension
Penis dimension
Mark:
Hi, you friends.
Now just be honest about it.
Did you ever considered the possibility
That your penis, and in the case of
Many dignified ladies that the size of the tities
Themselves might provide elements of
Subconscious tension?
Weird, twisted anxieties that could force
A human being to have to become a politician
A policeman, a Jesuit monk
A rock'n'roll guitar player
A wino. You name it
Or in the case of the ladies, the ones that
Can't afford a silicone beef-up
They'd become writers of hot books!
Howard:
"Manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim..."
Mark:
Yes, or they become Carmelite nuns!
Howard:
"Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed this mutated member in her slithering slit..."
Mark:
Oh, or racehorse jockeys...
There is no reason why you or your loved one
should suffer. Things are bad enough without
the size of your organ adding even more misery
to the troubles of the world!
Howard:
Right on! Right on!
Mark:
Now, if you are a lady and you got munchkin
tits, you can console yourself with this age
old line from primary school:
M-H:
Anything over a mouthful
is wasted!
Mark:
Yes! And isn't it the truth?
And if you're a guy,
one night you're at a party
And you're trying to be cool
I mean, you aren't even wearing underwear
You being so cool
And somebody hits on you one night
And he looks you up and down and he says, uh
Howard:
Eight inches or less!
Mark:
Well, let me tell you brothers,
that's the time when you got to turn around
and look that sonofabitch right between the eyes
And you got to tell him these words:
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