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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - Once Upon A Time
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Peaches III
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of My Dreams
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of The Baritone Women
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Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
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Frank Zappa - Pound For A Brown
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylyte
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Frank Zappa - Redneck Eats
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Frank Zappa - Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
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Frank Zappa - Rhymin' Man
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Frank Zappa - Ring Of Fire
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Frank Zappa - Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
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Frank Zappa - The Air
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Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - We're Turning Again
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Frank Zappa - Weasels Ripped My Flesh
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Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - When The Lie's So Big
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Wplj
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Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head
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Frank Zappa - Mary Lou
The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
Frank Zappa
Fz:
At this very moment jimmy carl black the indian of the group is approaching the stage. jimmy carl likes to drink and also likes to boogie all night long and is also horny. approaches underwood in his transformed state at the piano and ask him this all important question:
Jimmy carl:
Hey i thought we're gonna play a rock & roll concert. what is this?
Ian:
Jimmy carl black indian of the group? four fours.
Jimmy carl:
How are you gonna get laid if you dont play rock & roll & drink beer. you get laid after the concert if you play rock & roll, this kind of crap you're not gonna . . .
Ian:
You're not gonna get laid anyway with that uniform on.
Jimmy carl:
I'll tell you what i'm gonna do. i'm gonna quit i'm gonna out and hustle me some chick, the hell with you. i'm leaving the group.
(?):
Jimmy you need some discipline
Fz:
Jimmy carl(?) for your own good, that here in london you're not gonna get any pussy unless you look like a popstar. fix him up! mod jacket, a thrilly mod neckpiece, jimmy hendrix wig, and a feather boa.
Jimmy carl:
Waaaaaaaaaaa
Fz:
Jimmy carl black enters the audience to hustle some young ladies. go on jim see if you can get any action, and if you get lucky fix us up too. and if you're really lucky, get something for the robots... mmmm the little mechanical things are going up and down, up and down.