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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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Frank Zappa - Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Ms. Pinky
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Nig Biz
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Frank Zappa - On The Bus
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Frank Zappa - Our Bizarre Relationship
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Promiscuous
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Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago
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Frank Zappa - Room Service
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Frank Zappa - Rubber Shirt
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Suicide Chump
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Frank Zappa - Teenage Wind
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Frank Zappa - Tell Me You Love Me
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Frank Zappa - The Beatles Medley
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son
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Frank Zappa - The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - The Radio Is Broken
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Frank Zappa - The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Tinseltown Rebellion
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Wonderful Wino
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
Room Service
Frank Zappa
Hello!
Is this room service?
Hello?
Hallo?
Is this room service at the Hotel Leningrad?
Oh, Oh, Oh, Jawohl!
What would you like...?
Yeas, this is room service
Look here, buddy
Yeas, what would you like?
Oh, I'm so hungry!
You know, when you're a tourist and everything
And you travel around, you know
Going to all the neat little shops
Ten Marks, costs you ten Marks
I'm so hungry!
This call is going to cost you ten Marks
You got to understand that in the fo..., in the front
Look here
Everything costs ten Marks
Ivan, listen
Ivan, that's me
Jawohl
Look
You're going to sleep
You're going to sleep
I am so hungry
Can you bring me something to eat right away?
Bouillia... Bouilliabai?
No bouilliabai
Bouilliabai?
No boogie-a-bay
How's about boogie-the-bay?
No boogie-woogie-the-bay
How's about a fishie with the eye fallin' out?
Fish with...? Hey, that sounds delicious!
Send me some fish with the eyes falling out
How about a little sand over it?
That'll make it...
Sand on the fish, yes, a sand-fish
That be ten Marks
Do you have a sand-fish here?
Sand-fishie?
The eye's ten Marks
The fishie is forty
Hey!
Hey, listen!
Jawohl!
The people in your country certainly are charming
You know where I can get some pussy?
Ah...
Never mind, look
This is very, this is very respectable hotel, you understand
Just send me up...
You tell to bring pussy in here?
We spray you with lace!
Oh, well...
Right in the face!
Oh, well...
You don't bring no pussy in this hotel!
Ahhah, okay...
Who do you think we are anyway?
Well, I guess you told me...
Are you a Christian?
Am I... Yeah, I'm a Christian, sure!
Isn't everyone?
Ah, okay, you can bring...
Well you can bring some pussy in here if you're a Christian
That's a difference...
Sure, if I'm a Christian that means I get some pussy, right?
That's right, that's cool, if you're a Christian
Okay
You also get bouilliabai with it
Yeah, hey, great!
Look...
And the fish with the eye fallin' out
I want you to send me some pussy
One pussy
Some fish with the eyes falling out
One fish with the eye falling out
Some bouilliabai
Some bouilliabai
And a bible
And a what?
And a Giddeon bible
And a Giddeon bible?
Okay, we also bring you the Finnian bible
The Phoenician bible?
No, the Finnian bible, to go with the Giddeon bible
The Finnian bible
The Finnian and the Giddeon go together here
This is a terrible connection,
I can hardly hear you
But look, buddy,
Can you please get that stuff up to my room in a hurry?
I'm so hungry
We shall send it up by the Southern Pacific Railroad
Fast ah?
That is very fast
So fast you can never know
..........
Cape Cape Cape Kansas
Cape Cape Cape Kansas
Cape Cape Cape Kansas
Cape Cape Cape Kansas
You will also like to have a little visit
Hello, hello, hello
Room service?
Hallo?
Hey buddy!
You did not get your order?
No, listen, it's a...
You were not pleased with the pussy?
You don't like Americans very much here, do you?
Oh, you American! That'll be twenty Marks!
Yeah, twenty... right
Well, I don't care how much it costs, you know,
Just get it up to my room in a hurry because I'm so hungry
Well, you have to understand
If we didn't bring it up there too fast
It's probably because of the... the long summer that we had here,
You see
You had a long summer and that's why...?
We had a very long summer, about that fast
Heh heh
That's how long it was, like that
Now listen!
Wait a minute!
You get that food to my room right away
Room number?
Or I'm gonna call the American embassy
What?
You mean what am I going to call them?
Why?
I'm going to call them a barrel of motherfuckers
That's what I'm gonna call them
Well I know who's gonna bring it up to you right away
Mart, Mart, Mart Perellis
Mart, Mart, Mart Perellis
Mart, Mart, Mart Perellis
Mart, Mart, Mart Perellis