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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - No No No
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Frank Zappa - Prologue
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Our Bizarre Relationship
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Sleeping In A Jar
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Ride My Face To Chicago
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Stuff Up The Cracks
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Frank Zappa - The Air
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Downtown Talent Scout
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Bernie's Farm
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - Ronnie's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Mystery Roach
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - The Crab-Grass Baby
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - Oh-Umm
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Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Tuna Fish Bolero
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Meow
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Frank Zappa - Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
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Frank Zappa - Tell Me You Love Me
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Frank Zappa - Would You Like A Snack?
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Soft-sell Conclusion
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Frank Zappa - Spider Of Destiny
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Frank Zappa - The Finale
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - The 'Torchum' Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Nig Biz
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Frank Zappa - Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Sweet Leilani
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - Society Pages
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of My Dreams
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - The Dead Girls Of London
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Frank Zappa - The Florida Airport Tape
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Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - No, No Cherry
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Frank Zappa - Teenage Wind
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Frank Zappa - The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
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Frank Zappa - Tuna Fish Promenade
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - What's New In Baltimore?
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Frank Zappa - When The Lie's So Big
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Murder By Numbers
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Frank Zappa - Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
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Frank Zappa - The White Boy Troubles
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
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Frank Zappa - The Blue Light
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Montana (Whipping Floss)
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Frank Zappa - Smell My Beard
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Take Me Out To The Ball Game
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Frank Zappa - Tears Began To Fall
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Frank Zappa - Truck Driver Divorce
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Frank Zappa - Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
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Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
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Frank Zappa - The Orange County Lumber Truck
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Tiny Sick Tears
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Would You Go All The Way?
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Frank Zappa - Wowie Zowie
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head
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Frank Zappa - Mother People
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - On The Bus
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Frank Zappa - Once Upon A Time
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen
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Frank Zappa - The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
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Frank Zappa - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
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Frank Zappa - The Untouchables
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Village Of The Sun
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Frank Zappa - Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Master Ringo
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Frank Zappa - Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
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Frank Zappa - No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
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Frank Zappa - Pick Me, I'm Clean
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylite
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Frank Zappa - Ronnie Sings?
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Frank Zappa - Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Semi-Fraudulent...
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
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Frank Zappa - St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stick Together
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
- 279
Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Prostitute
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Frank Zappa - Telephone Conversation
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Black Page
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - The Little March
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Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia
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Frank Zappa - The Massive Improve'lence
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - The Poodle Lecture
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Frank Zappa - The Radio Is Broken
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Frank Zappa - The Uncle Meat Variations
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Frank Zappa - This Town Is Just A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Underground Freak-Out Music
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Frank Zappa - We're Turning Again
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Frank Zappa - Weasels Ripped My Flesh
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Ya Hozna
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
Tryin' To Grow A Chin
Frank Zappa
Sickly 'n' thin
Tried all of my life
Just to grow me a chin
It popped out once
But my dad pushed it in
Why did he hurt me?
He's my next of kin...
He's a mex-i-kin
I'm lonely 'n' green
Too small for my shirt
If Simmons was here
I could feature my hurt
Scared of the future
Hope I don't grow
I know nobody likes me
'Cause everywhere I go
They say NO
They say NO
They say NO
Now I'm older
Got a place in the town, babe
Got a chin on my shoulder
'N' it keeps growing down 'n' down 'n' down
I'm horny 'n' lonely
'N' I wish I was dead
Why am I livin'?
I wanna be dead instead
That's right, I said
I wanna be dead instead
Now dig this:
I wanna be dead
In bed
Please kill me
'Cause that would thrill me
I wanna be dead
In bed
Please kill me
'Cause that would thrill me
(etc, repeat)