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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - We're Turning Again
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - My Head?
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
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Frank Zappa - Society Pages
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Frank Zappa - Suicide Chump
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - Tell Me You Love Me
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Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
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Frank Zappa - More Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Oh No
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Pick Me, I'm Clean
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of My Dreams
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Frank Zappa - Progress?
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Redneck Eats
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Frank Zappa - Rhymin' Man
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Frank Zappa - Ring Of Fire
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Frank Zappa - Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
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Frank Zappa - Smell My Beard
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stinkfoot
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Frank Zappa - Take Me Out To The Ball Game
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Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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Frank Zappa - Tears Began To Fall
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Prostitute
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Wind
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Frank Zappa - Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
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Frank Zappa - The Blue Light
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - The Little House I Used To Live
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Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia
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Frank Zappa - This is Phaze III
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Frank Zappa - Tinsel-Town Rebellion
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Village Of The Sun
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - Would You Go All The Way?
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Frank Zappa - Would You Like A Snack?
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Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
Cops & Buns
Frank Zappa
FZ: Yeah.
Patrolman Lefemine: We were up here last night. Now for us . . .
FZ: Last night?
Patrolman Lefemine: Yes.
FZ: I wasn't here last night.
Patrolman Lefemine: For us to continually come up to this here place every night and not show no action other than to say, yes a corrective indictment . . .
Guy #1: Oh, sure this is ridiculous.
Patrolman Lefemine: We look kinda bad. I mean, let's be honest. Now if you had to give me any kinda reccomendation, or mark my word, you'll say, "Who the hell's kiddin' who? This guy's a mistake, every night, 3 to 4, 2 to 4, betwen those hours you guys are at 53 E 10 st, what are you doin' there every night? You mean you, you permit this condition to continue on without once giving a summons?" Alright, your lawyer said to knock it off! Uh, we're puttin' ourselves over backwards with these people. Do you know what we're doin'? Do you know what we're doin'?
FZ: No, tell me. Please tell me.
Patrolman Lefemine: Alright. Well this is, if we're up here once we're up here twenty times. I know that little guy, like a, like the guy at the, like a long-lost brother. Now if we ever get called down, if this ever goes to a big explosion, and they say, "Officer, what did you do, did you issue summonses?" They get, this is all in the rekkid book, how many times we've been up here. This is all rekkids.
FZ: M-hmm.
Patrolman Lefemine: Now if these people wanna subpoena these rekkids, they can subpoena these rekkids. An' they can find out how many times we've been. This is us on, wait! This is us alone! An' they say, "Officer, what did you do? Warn 'em? You mean to tell me you were up here about twenty times an you never issued a summons?"
Guy #1: There have been summonses.
Patrolman Lefemine: Well, WE never issued em! How many summonses have you gotten for noise?
Guy In Charge: What, me personally, or the studio?
Patrolman Lefemine: The studio! The studio.
Guy In Charge: I don't know how many, but there's a court case pending right now . . .
Guy #1: We've gotten one.
Patrolman Lefemine: ONE! ONE! And how many times have I, eh, uh, hey listen! As I say, if I've been up here once I've been up here twenty times already.
FZ: Hey look, stop it, pack that stuff up, stop making NOISE you guys!
Guy In Charge: Yeah, well, I understand, he didn't know . . .
Patrolman Lefemine: Well, who's in charge here at the studio?
Guy #1: Here he is.
Guy In Charge: In charge?
Patrolman Lefemine: IN charge
Guy #1: He's more or less in charge
Patrolman Lefemine: Are you in charge?
Guy In Charge: I don't run the studio, I just . . .
Patrolman Lefemine: Alright, listen, lemme tell you one thing . . .
Guy In Charge: I'm in, I'm in charge
Patrolman Lefemine: You're in charge at this point
Guy In Charge: Right.
Patrolman Lefemine: My name is Patrolman Lefemine
FZ: Here, have a BUN.
Patrolman Lefemine: Now, as of tonight . . .
Guy In Charge: Right.
FZ: You want a BUN?
Patrolman Lefemine: If I come back here, and every night that I do come back here, I don't care who says he's in charge, I will issue a summons.
Guy #1: I'm issuing you a bun
Patrolman Lefemine: An' anybody thinks it's a great joke, you can all laugh in the court.
Guy #1: Yeah, I issue it.
Guy In Charge: But, uh . . .
Patrolman Lefemine: You guys ain't got one hit record by now, my goodness.
Guy In Charge: We have, we have to . . .
Guy #1: It takes a long time.
Patrolman Lefemine: You know what I mean. This is ridiculous!
FZ: Are you sure you don't want one of those breakfast rolls on your way down the stairs?
Guy In Charge: Yeah . . .
Patrolman Lefemine: You better believe that I don't want nuthin'
Guy In Charge: Who gets, who gets the summonses, is the, the organization?
Patrolman Lefemine: Whoever it is in charge at the time. He could say Joe Blow, I don't care what kind of a name he gives me. Then if the courts decide, if they wanna know who he's takin' orders from, they'll summons that person to court. That's all there is to it.
Guy #1: Alright. Take care.
Guy In Charge: Right.
Guy #1: Okay.
FZ: Nighty-night!