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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Mother People
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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Frank Zappa - The Beatles Medley
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - On The Bus
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of My Dreams
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
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Frank Zappa - Prologue
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Prostitute
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Wind
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Frank Zappa - The 'Torchum' Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
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Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son
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Frank Zappa - The Mammy Nuns
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Tinseltown Rebellion
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Wet T-Shirt Nite
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head
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Frank Zappa - Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - Massagio Galore
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Frank Zappa - Master Ringo
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Frank Zappa - Meow
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Frank Zappa - Moggio
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Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
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Frank Zappa - Montana (Whipping Floss)
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Frank Zappa - More Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
The Beatles Medley
Frank Zappa
She showed him her room, isn't it swell, Texas motel
She asked him to stay and she told him to sit anywhere
So jim looked around and he noticed there wasn't a prayer
Jim took off his rug, biding his time, pounding his pud
He prayed until two, and then she said: How 'bout some head?
She said she was booked in the morning with falwell and pat
Jim told her he wasn't, and dribbled some spoo in her lap
And when he awoke, he was alone, she'd honed his cone
So he let her fly, isn't it swell, Texas motel
But then, suddenly
Picture yourself with a whore from new orleans
With big purple welts, all over her bod
Somebody calls and you answer quite slowly
It's the board from assembly o' God
Ignorant crackers like you've never seen, groveling under your bed
Look for the girl with the spoo in her lap, and she's gone!
Louisiana hooker with herpes
Louisiana hooker with herpes
Louisiana hooker with herpes
Oww!
We saw her go down to a room by the airport
Where swaggart gets off watching pornography
Everyone smiles as we tread through his horseshit
That grows so incredibly high
Newspaper writers appear at his door, waiting to take jim away
He climbs in the back with his head up his ass, and he's gone!
Louisiana hooker with herpes
(Everybody!) Louisiana hooker with herpes
Louisiana hooker with herpes
Oww!
Picture yourself on your own TV station
With brain-dead supporters with tears in their eyes
Suddenly someone is there at commercial
The girl with the pee-hole surprise
Louisiana hooker with herpes
(Last chance to sing it!) Louisiana hooker with herpes
(I can't hear you!) Louisiana hooker with herpes
Oww! Ow!
Louisiana hooker with herpes
Louisiana hooker with herpes
Louisiana hooker with herpes
Oww! Ow!
Suddenly the evil swaggart looks at the hooker and says
Let me take you down, 'cause we're going to the Texas motel
Don't mind the smell
It's nothing to get hung about
Please leave your cash on the table
Weeping looks better with eyes closed
While I'm confessing all my sins
(I've sinned, I tell you!)
It's getting hard to plook someone, but it all works out
It's all pornography to jim
Let me take you down, 'cause we're going to the Texas motel
We might go to hell
But we'll have lots of company
Falwell and pat and that weasel
No one knows who's in my dream
I mean it must be high or low
I mean, I can't you know, tune in, but it's all right
That is, I think it's not too bad
Let me take you down, 'cause we're going to the Texas motel
Don't mind the smell
It's just some jizz from jimmy-boy
How 'bout some hay for the donkey? (Hee-haw!)
No one knows, sometimes think it's me
(Ed meese, ladies and gentlemen) but you know, I know when I don't know
(The golden peasant himself)
I think I know, I mean, I guess, but it's all wrong
(And we believe him)
That is, I think I disagree (uhh)
Let me take you down, 'cause we're going to the Texas motel
Don't mind the smell
It's just some old pornography
Just keep on strokin' that sausage
Just keep on strokin' that sausage
(Jimmy-boy!) just keep on strokin' that sausage