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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Sleeping In A Jar
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Oh No
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Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Teenage Wind
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - The Radio Is Broken
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Wowie Zowie
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
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Frank Zappa - More Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
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Frank Zappa - Murder By Numbers
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Frank Zappa - My Head?
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
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Frank Zappa - On The Bus
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
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Frank Zappa - Progress?
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Semi-Fraudulent...
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
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Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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Frank Zappa - The Air
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Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen
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Frank Zappa - The Duke Regains His Chops
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Frank Zappa - The Evil Prince
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Frank Zappa - The Groupie Routine
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - The Mammy Nuns
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Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
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Frank Zappa - The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Welcome To The United States
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Frank Zappa - What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning?
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Frank Zappa - What's New In Baltimore?
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Why Don't You Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Would You Go All The Way?
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Frank Zappa - Yo Cats
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Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
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Frank Zappa - Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - Massagio Galore
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Frank Zappa - Meow
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Frank Zappa - Montana (Whipping Floss)
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Frank Zappa - Mother People
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Frank Zappa - Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Mystery Roach
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Frank Zappa - No No No
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Frank Zappa - No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
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Frank Zappa - No, No Cherry
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Frank Zappa - Oh-Umm
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Frank Zappa - Once Upon A Time
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Frank Zappa - Our Bizarre Relationship
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
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Frank Zappa - Panty Rap
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Frank Zappa - Peaches III
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of My Dreams
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of The Baritone Women
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Pound For A Brown
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Frank Zappa - Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
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Frank Zappa - Prologue
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Frank Zappa - Promiscuous
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylyte
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Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago
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Frank Zappa - Redneck Eats
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Frank Zappa - Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
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Frank Zappa - Rhymin' Man
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Frank Zappa - Ride My Face To Chicago
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Frank Zappa - Ring Of Fire
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Frank Zappa - Ronnie Sings?
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Frank Zappa - Ronnie's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - Room Service
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Frank Zappa - Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
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Frank Zappa - Ruthie-Ruthie
Wet T-Shirt Nite
Frank Zappa
Ike:
Looks to me like something funny is going on around here people laughin' 'n' dancin' 'n' payin' entirely too much for their beer and they all think they are clean outa-site and they're ready to party 'cause the sign outside says it's wet t-shirt nite 'n' they all crave some hot delight well the girls are excited because in a minute they're gonna get wet 'n' the boys are delighted because all the titties will get 'em upset 'n' they all think they are reety-awright 'n' they're ready to boogie 'cause the sign outside says it's wet t-shirt nite 'n' they all crave some pink delight when the water gets on 'em their ninnies get rigid 'n' look pretty bold it's a common reaction that makes an attraction whenever it's cold 'n' all of the fellas they wish they could bite on the cute little nuggets the local girls are showin' off tonite you know i think it serves 'em right you know i think it serves 'em right you know i think it serves 'em right you know i think it serves 'em right and it's wet t-shirt time again i know
You want someone to show you some tit! big ones! wet ones! big wet ones!
At this point, father riley (who had been recently de-frocked for not meeting his quota, and has grown his hair out and bought a groovy sport coat and moved to miami and changed his name to buddy jones) steps onto the crowded bandstand in his exciting new role as a wet t-shirt contest emcee...
Buddy jones:
Ah, thanks, ike... yes, it's wet t-shirt time again here at the brasserie... home of the tits...huh huh... and it's the charming mary from canoga park up next in her bid for the semi-finals... hi, mary...howya doin'?
Having been fucked senseless by the boys in the crew, mary does not recognize the former religious personage from her nights in the rectory basement during which she acquired her basic manual skills...confounded by his sport coat, she replies...
Mary:
Hi!
Realizing that she no longer recognizes him...or even appreciates the patient religious training he had given her in the past, buddy jones, like a true wet t-shirt emcee type person, proceeds to say various stupid things to waste time, making the contest itself take longer, thereby giving the mongoloids squatting on the dance floor an opportunity to buy more exciting beverages...liquid products that will expand their consciousnesses to the point whereby they might more fully enjoy the ambiance of miami by night...
Buddy jones:
Where ya from?
Mary:
Ah, the bus...
Buddy jones:
Which one?
Mary:
You know...the last tour... you know...leather
Buddy jones:
Oh...you were the girl stuck to seat 38 phydeaux iii... why don't you get in position and take a deep breath, because this water is very, very cold, but it's goin' to be so stimulating. and mary's the kind of red- blooded american girl who'll do anything...
Mary:
Anything...
Buddy jones:
I said anything...for fifty bucks that's right!
Mary:
I really need the fifty bucks you know i gotta get home!
Buddy jones:
Yeh, i know, your father is waiting for you in the tool shed...that's right, you heard right...our big prize tonite is fifty american dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances...
Mary:
Here i am!
Buddy jones:
...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road cotton undergarment! whoopee! and here comes the water!
Mary:
Eeek!
Buddy jones:
No, you'd squeak more if the water got on you...sounds like you just got an ice pick in the forehead...and here comes the ice pick in the forehead ...a million laughs, mary! anyway; good golly, what a mess...she's totally soaked...yeh, totally committed to the fifty bucks...that's it just step into the spotlight...let the guys get a good look at ya honey!
Mary:
Here i am!
Buddy jones:
Whaddya say, fellas? nice setta jugs? now mary, how's about shakin' it around a little...
Mary:
Ooooh!
Buddy jones:
Oh my goodness, look at her go!
Mary:
Oooh! i'm dancing! i'm dancing!
Buddy jones:
Ain't this what living is really all about! here's your fifty bucks mary...
Mary:
Oh great! now i can go home!
Buddy jones:
Home is where the heart is.
Mary:
On the bus.
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