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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Mystery Roach
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
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Frank Zappa - Prologue
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylyte
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Frank Zappa - Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Society Pages
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Prostitute
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
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Frank Zappa - The Girls Dream
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Frank Zappa - The Groupie Routine
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - The Radio Is Broken
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Frank Zappa - Tink Walks Amok
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head
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Frank Zappa - Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - Master Ringo
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Frank Zappa - Moggio
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
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Frank Zappa - Murder By Numbers
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - My Head?
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Frank Zappa - Nig Biz
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Frank Zappa - No, No Cherry
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Pick Me, I'm Clean
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of The Baritone Women
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Frank Zappa - Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
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Frank Zappa - Progress?
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Frank Zappa - Promiscuous
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Frank Zappa - Proto-Minimalism
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylite
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Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago
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Frank Zappa - Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
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Frank Zappa - Room Service
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Frank Zappa - Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
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Frank Zappa - Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
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Frank Zappa - Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
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Frank Zappa - Semi-Fraudulent...
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Frank Zappa - Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
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Frank Zappa - She Painted Up Her Face
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Frank Zappa - Shove It Right In
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Frank Zappa - Smell My Beard
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Frank Zappa - Soft-sell Conclusion
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Status Back Baby
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - Stick Together
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Frank Zappa - Stuff Up The Cracks
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - Tears Began To Fall
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Wind
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Frank Zappa - Teenage Wind
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Frank Zappa - Telephone Conversation
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Birth Of Captain Beefheart
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Frank Zappa - The Blue Light
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Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen
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Frank Zappa - The Dead Girls Of London
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Frank Zappa - The Downtown Talent Scout
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Frank Zappa - The Duke Regains His Chops
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Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival
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Frank Zappa - The Mammy Nuns
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Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia
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Frank Zappa - The Massive Improve'lence
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Frank Zappa - The Motel Room
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Frank Zappa - The Orange County Lumber Truck
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - The Untouchables
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Frank Zappa - This Ain't CNN
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Frank Zappa - This is Phaze III
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Frank Zappa - Tiger Roach
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Frank Zappa - Titties 'N' Beer
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
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Frank Zappa - Undaunted, The Band Plays On
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Frank Zappa - Underground Freak-Out Music
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Frank Zappa - Village Of The Sun
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - Weasels Ripped My Flesh
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Frank Zappa - Welcome To The United States
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Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
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Frank Zappa - What's New In Baltimore?
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
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Frank Zappa - Where's Our Equipment?
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Frank Zappa - Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)
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Frank Zappa - Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Wonderful Tattoo!
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Frank Zappa - Wowie Zowie
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Frank Zappa - Wplj
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Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
Titties 'N' Beer
Frank Zappa
Roy Estrada (vocals, bass)
Adrian Belew (guitar)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Patrick O'Hearn (bass)
Tommy Mars (keyboards)
Peter Wolf (keyboards)
It was the BLACKEST NIGHT!
There was no MOON in sight!
(You know the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too tight)
I heard the SCARY WIND!
I seen some UGLY TREES!
There was a WEREWOLF honkin',
'Long the side of me!
I'm MEAN 'n I'm BAD, (y'know I ain't no SISSY)
Got a BIG-TITTY GIRLY by the name of 'CHRISSY'
Talkin' about her 'N MY BIKE 'N ME...
'N this ride up THE MOUNTAIN OF MYSTERY, (mystery)
(How 're you doin'?)
I noticed EVEN THE CRICKETS
Acted WEIRD up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little BEER
I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on..."
But there was NO REPLY
'Cause SHE WAS GONE!
"Where's those TITTIES I like so well,
'n' my GODDAM BEER!"
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped THE DEVIL!
(He's about THIS BIG!)
He had a RED SUIT on
An' a WIDOW'S PEAK
An' then a POINTED TAIL
'N like a SULPHUR REEK,
Yes, it was HIM awright,
I swear I KNOWED IT WAS!
He had some HUMAN FLESH
Stuck underneath his CLAWS
You know, it looked to me
Like it was TITTY SKIN!
I said, "YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!"
('Cause I was MAD at him!)
He just got out his floss
'N started cleanin' his fang
So I shot him with my shooter,
Said: BANG! BANG! BANG!
Then the sucker just laughed 'n said: "Put it away!
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
gonna say?"
YOU ATE MY CHRISSY?
"Yeah! TITTIES 'N ALL!"
WELL WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN?
"Now, were the cans THIS tall?"
EVEN HER BOOTS?
"Would I LIE to you?"
SHIT, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY!
"Yeah, THIS is TRUE."
DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF THAT YOU DO?
"Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks come through..."
WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY,
Oh yeah?
'N I WANT MY BEER
Hah!
SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP!
NOW, DEVIL, DO YOU HEAR?
Look:
"Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man!
I mean, I am THE DEVIL, do you UNDERSTAND?
Just WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME for your
TITTIES AND BEER?
I suppose you noticed this little
CONTRACT here..."
YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE!
Don't call me that!
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR!
GIMME THAT PAPER! BET YER HORNS I'LL SIGN!
BECAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY-
SQUEEZIN' TIME!
"Man, you can't fool ME! You ain't THAT bad!
Oh yeah?
Why YOU SHOULDA SEEN some of the SOULS THAT I'VE HAD!
There was MILHOUS NIXON 'N AGNEW TOO!
'N both of those suckers was WORSE 'N YOU!"
LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK
THAT'S TRUE
I MEAN, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE DEVIL SO...WHATCHA
GONNA DO?
HEH?
Now hold on just a second...
You wanna make a deal with me hah?
Yeah!
Well ah, I don't know man, you know...
I just don't know about this...
What?
See, cause I...
Listen, you're...are you losing your nerve?
No man, it ain't got nothin' to do with nerve...
You're supposed to be the devil!
It's got to do...
You're supposed to be bad!
It's got to do with style, fool!
I don't know if you've the right style to get into hell,
you know...
Well, actually, to tell you...tell you the honest to God
truth,
I'm very short on style as a matter of fact...
Yeah, I know...that's...that's what makes me wonder
But I have...I, I think I have something that
you may be interested in...
What is that?
You can have my soul
It's a mean little sucker
'Bout a thousand years old
But once you gets it
You can't give it back
You gotta keep it forever
An' that's a natural fact!
Ooh wee!
Do you read me devil?
Oh yeah!
What? Am I supposed to be scared, man?
Oh yeah, Reety, aw-righty!
Oh yeah, that's real tough!
I bet you're real bad!
Listen fool, you've got to prove to me that you're rough
enough to get into hell
That you've got the style enough to get into hell
So start talkin'...
Alright, lemme tell ya somethin'
Alright!
I'll prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to hell
Yeah!
Because I have been through it!
Yeah!
I have seen it!
Yeah!
It has happened to me!
Yeah!
Remember, I was signed with Warner Brothers
for eight fuckin' years!!!
Tell me about it!
Now you're talkin' about something!
Now how bad is that?
That sounds good to me, motherfucker!
So move right along
Tell me what your interests are, you know...
if we're gonna come to some kind of agreement,
I've got to know what you're all about, you know...
'Cause I don't know if you're the right type for the...
for the place, you know
Look...lemme tell you what my problem really is, you see
OK...
My problem is that I don't belong anywhere
Aha...
You see... I don't even belong where you are, you see
I hope not!
I, I'm a simple person, you know
I have very small desires in life
Titties 'n beer, you know
No! What?
Titties 'n beer!
No! No man, you're joking...
Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer...
What? No! No please... No! Not that! Oh no man, no!
Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer...
No! No! No! No! No! Not titties 'n beer!
Oh I can't stand titties 'n beer!...
Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer...
(I'm in you! I'm in you!)
Oh no! No! No! Wait...
Ah! Look at this! What am I gonna do with this thing?
...Wait, wait, please no!
Hey! Look at this!
"No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think!
...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's
MAGIC INK!"
Then THE DEVIL barfed
'N out jumped my girl
They heard the TITTIES PLOP-PLOPPIN'
All around the world, she said:
"I GOT THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS,
AN' I'M GONNA GET RIPPED, SO FUCK
YOU CLOWNS!"
Then she gave us THE FINGER!
(It was rigid 'n stiff)
That's when THE DEVIL, she FARTED
An' SHE WENT RIGHT OVER THE CLIFF!
THE DEVIL WAS MAD!
(I took off to my pad)
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?
Alright!