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    Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime

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    Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down

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    Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus

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    Frank Zappa - Muffin Man

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    Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')

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    Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay

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    Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

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    Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown

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    Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls

  10. 10

    Frank Zappa - Montana

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    Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo

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    Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris

  13. 13

    Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp

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    Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes

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    Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia

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    Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops

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    Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy

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    Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You

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    Frank Zappa - Inca Roads

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    Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day

  21. 21

    Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow

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    Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage

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    Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is

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    Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm

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    Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk

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    Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama

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    Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions

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    Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty

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    Frank Zappa - Flakes

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    Frank Zappa - Valley Girl

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    Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta

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    Frank Zappa - Andy

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    Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows

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    Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites

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    Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool

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    Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over

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    Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder

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    Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy

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    Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess

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    Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up

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    Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It

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    Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago

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    Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer

  44. 44

    Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are

  45. 45

    Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin

  46. 46

    Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?

  47. 47

    Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?

  48. 48

    Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old

  49. 49

    Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme

  50. 50

    Frank Zappa - Advance Romance

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    Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes

  52. 52

    Frank Zappa - Crew Slut

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    Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra

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    Frank Zappa - Dirty Love

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    Frank Zappa - Disco Boy

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    Frank Zappa - Easy Meat

  57. 57

    Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building

  58. 58

    Frank Zappa - He's So Gay

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    Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account

  60. 60

    Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock

  61. 61

    Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied

  62. 62

    Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute

  63. 63

    Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head

  64. 64

    Frank Zappa - Motherly Love

  65. 65

    Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama

  66. 66

    Frank Zappa - Planet Of The Baritone Women

  67. 67

    Frank Zappa - Plastic People

  68. 68

    Frank Zappa - Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead

  69. 69

    Frank Zappa - Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top

  70. 70

    Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude

  71. 71

    Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace

  72. 72

    Frank Zappa - Sofa #2

  73. 73

    Frank Zappa - Sy Borg

  74. 74

    Frank Zappa - Would You Like A Snack?

  75. 75

    Frank Zappa - Wowie Zowie

  76. 76

    Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me

  77. 77

    Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here

  78. 78

    Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart

  79. 79

    Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain

  80. 80

    Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love

  81. 81

    Frank Zappa - Black Napkins

  82. 82

    Frank Zappa - Brown Moses

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    Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It

  84. 84

    Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable

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    Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah

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    Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge

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    Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball

  88. 88

    Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon

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    Frank Zappa - Cucamonga

  90. 90

    Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole

  91. 91

    Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda

  92. 92

    Frank Zappa - Drafted Again

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    Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion

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    Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt

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    Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen

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    Frank Zappa - Flower Punk

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    Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl

  98. 98

    Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?

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    Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart

  100. 100

    Frank Zappa - In France

  101. 101

    Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal

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    Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher

  103. 103

    Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce

  104. 104

    Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando

  105. 105

    Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)

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    Frank Zappa - Meow

  107. 107

    Frank Zappa - Mudd Club

  108. 108

    Frank Zappa - Oh No

  109. 109

    Frank Zappa - On The Bus

  110. 110

    Frank Zappa - Outside Now

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    Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage

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    Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People

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    Frank Zappa - Promiscuous

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    Frank Zappa - Rubber Shirt

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    Frank Zappa - Son Of Suzy Creamcheese

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    Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

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    Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot

  118. 118

    Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary

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    Frank Zappa - The Black Page

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    Frank Zappa - The Duke Regains His Chops

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    Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son

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    Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats

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    Frank Zappa - The Mammy Nuns

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    Frank Zappa - The Radio Is Broken

  125. 125

    Frank Zappa - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet

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    Frank Zappa - The Sheik Yerbouti Tango

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    Frank Zappa - Tink Walks Amok

  128. 128

    Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer

  129. 129

    Frank Zappa - Truck Driver Divorce

  130. 130

    Frank Zappa - Valarie

  131. 131

    Frank Zappa - What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World

  132. 132

    Frank Zappa - Whippin' Post

  133. 133

    Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?

  134. 134

    Frank Zappa - Wild Love

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    Frank Zappa - Your Mouth

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    Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale

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    Frank Zappa - 5050

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    Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects

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    Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West

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    Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards

  141. 141

    Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes

  142. 142

    Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check

  143. 143

    Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free

  144. 144

    Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )

  145. 145

    Frank Zappa - Agency Man

  146. 146

    Frank Zappa - Alley Cat

  147. 147

    Frank Zappa - America Drinks

  148. 148

    Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home

  149. 149

    Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace

  150. 150

    Frank Zappa - Any Downers?

  151. 151

    Frank Zappa - Anything

  152. 152

    Frank Zappa - Approximate

  153. 153

    Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?

  154. 154

    Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?

  155. 155

    Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda

  156. 156

    Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station

  157. 157

    Frank Zappa - Babbette

  158. 158

    Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)

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    Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out

  160. 160

    Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat

  161. 161

    Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie

  162. 162

    Frank Zappa - Be In My Video

  163. 163

    Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)

  164. 164

    Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain

  165. 165

    Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma

  166. 166

    Frank Zappa - Big Swifty

  167. 167

    Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain

  168. 168

    Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy

  169. 169

    Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie

  170. 170

    Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)

  171. 171

    Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik

  172. 172

    Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)

  173. 173

    Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes

  174. 174

    Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool

  175. 175

    Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)

  176. 176

    Frank Zappa - Centerville

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    Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop

  178. 178

    Frank Zappa - Charles Ives

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    Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth

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    Frank Zappa - Charva

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    Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills

  182. 182

    Frank Zappa - Cheepnis

  183. 183

    Frank Zappa - Church Chat

  184. 184

    Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)

  185. 185

    Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus

  186. 186

    Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet

  187. 187

    Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)

  188. 188

    Frank Zappa - Conehead

  189. 189

    Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns

  190. 190

    Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers

  191. 191

    Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy

  192. 192

    Frank Zappa - Dance Contest

  193. 193

    Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma

  194. 194

    Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma

  195. 195

    Frank Zappa - Deseri

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    Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got

  197. 197

    Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?

  198. 198

    Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You

  199. 199

    Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band

  200. 200

    Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?

  201. 201

    Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?

  202. 202

    Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?

  203. 203

    Frank Zappa - Dog Breath

  204. 204

    Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague

  205. 205

    Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?

  206. 206

    Frank Zappa - Doreen

  207. 207

    Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)

  208. 208

    Frank Zappa - Drop Dead

  209. 209

    Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch

  210. 210

    Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)

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    Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy

  212. 212

    Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes

  213. 213

    Frank Zappa - Dummy Up

  214. 214

    Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)

  215. 215

    Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?

  216. 216

    Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima

  217. 217

    Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub

  218. 218

    Frank Zappa - Epilogue

  219. 219

    Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog

  220. 220

    Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz

  221. 221

    Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer

  222. 222

    Frank Zappa - Fine Girl

  223. 223

    Frank Zappa - Flambay

  224. 224

    Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)

  225. 225

    Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate

  226. 226

    Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love

  227. 227

    Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa

  228. 228

    Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips

  229. 229

    Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself

  230. 230

    Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date

  231. 231

    Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell

  232. 232

    Frank Zappa - German Lunch

  233. 233

    Frank Zappa - Get A Little

  234. 234

    Frank Zappa - God Bless America

  235. 235

    Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats

  236. 236

    Frank Zappa - Happy Together

  237. 237

    Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband

  238. 238

    Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda

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    Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy

  240. 240

    Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast

  241. 241

    Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass

  242. 242

    Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love

  243. 243

    Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back

  244. 244

    Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin

  245. 245

    Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?

  246. 246

    Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)

  247. 247

    Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel

  248. 248

    Frank Zappa - Hot Poop

  249. 249

    Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool

  250. 250

    Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)

  251. 251

    Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere

  252. 252

    Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care

  253. 253

    Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted

  254. 254

    Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth

  255. 255

    Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader

  256. 256

    Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy

  257. 257

    Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry

  258. 258

    Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels

  259. 259

    Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out

  260. 260

    Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda

  261. 261

    Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...

  262. 262

    Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)

  263. 263

    Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin

  264. 264

    Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here

  265. 265

    Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number

  266. 266

    Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1

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    Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2

  268. 268

    Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop

  269. 269

    Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy

  270. 270

    Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling

  271. 271

    Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away

  272. 272

    Frank Zappa - Just One More Time

  273. 273

    Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls

  274. 274

    Frank Zappa - Kangaroos

  275. 275

    Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey

  276. 276

    Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy

  277. 277

    Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story

  278. 278

    Frank Zappa - King Kong

  279. 279

    Frank Zappa - Later That Night

  280. 280

    Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef

  281. 281

    Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach

  282. 282

    Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black

  283. 283

    Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland

  284. 284

    Frank Zappa - Library Card

  285. 285

    Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not

  286. 286

    Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine

  287. 287

    Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In

  288. 288

    Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )

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    Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl

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    Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas

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    Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl

  292. 292

    Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt

  293. 293

    Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey

  294. 294

    Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool

  295. 295

    Frank Zappa - Louie Louie

  296. 296

    Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life

  297. 297

    Frank Zappa - Love Story

  298. 298

    Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I

  299. 299

    Frank Zappa - Magdalena

  300. 300

    Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers

Titties 'N' Beer

Frank Zappa

Terry Bozzio (drums)
Roy Estrada (vocals, bass)
Adrian Belew (guitar)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Patrick O'Hearn (bass)
Tommy Mars (keyboards)
Peter Wolf (keyboards)

It was the BLACKEST NIGHT!
There was no MOON in sight!
(You know the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too tight)
I heard the SCARY WIND!
I seen some UGLY TREES!
There was a WEREWOLF honkin',
'Long the side of me!

I'm MEAN 'n I'm BAD, (y'know I ain't no SISSY)
Got a BIG-TITTY GIRLY by the name of 'CHRISSY'
Talkin' about her 'N MY BIKE 'N ME...
'N this ride up THE MOUNTAIN OF MYSTERY, (mystery)

(How 're you doin'?)

I noticed EVEN THE CRICKETS
Acted WEIRD up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little BEER
I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on..."
But there was NO REPLY
'Cause SHE WAS GONE!

"Where's those TITTIES I like so well,
'n' my GODDAM BEER!"
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped THE DEVIL!
(He's about THIS BIG!)

He had a RED SUIT on
An' a WIDOW'S PEAK
An' then a POINTED TAIL
'N like a SULPHUR REEK,
Yes, it was HIM awright,
I swear I KNOWED IT WAS!
He had some HUMAN FLESH
Stuck underneath his CLAWS
You know, it looked to me
Like it was TITTY SKIN!
I said, "YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!"
('Cause I was MAD at him!)
He just got out his floss
'N started cleanin' his fang
So I shot him with my shooter,
Said: BANG! BANG! BANG!

Then the sucker just laughed 'n said: "Put it away!
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
gonna say?"
YOU ATE MY CHRISSY?
"Yeah! TITTIES 'N ALL!"
WELL WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN?
"Now, were the cans THIS tall?"
EVEN HER BOOTS?
"Would I LIE to you?"
SHIT, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY!
"Yeah, THIS is TRUE."
DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF THAT YOU DO?
"Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks come through..."
WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY,
Oh yeah?
'N I WANT MY BEER
Hah!
SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP!
NOW, DEVIL, DO YOU HEAR?
Look:
"Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man!
I mean, I am THE DEVIL, do you UNDERSTAND?
Just WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME for your
TITTIES AND BEER?
I suppose you noticed this little
CONTRACT here..."
YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE!
Don't call me that!
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR!
GIMME THAT PAPER! BET YER HORNS I'LL SIGN!
BECAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY-
SQUEEZIN' TIME!
"Man, you can't fool ME! You ain't THAT bad!
Oh yeah?
Why YOU SHOULDA SEEN some of the SOULS THAT I'VE HAD!
There was MILHOUS NIXON 'N AGNEW TOO!
'N both of those suckers was WORSE 'N YOU!"
LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK
THAT'S TRUE
I MEAN, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE DEVIL SO...WHATCHA
GONNA DO?
HEH?

Now hold on just a second...
You wanna make a deal with me hah?
Yeah!
Well ah, I don't know man, you know...
I just don't know about this...
What?
See, cause I...
Listen, you're...are you losing your nerve?
No man, it ain't got nothin' to do with nerve...
You're supposed to be the devil!
It's got to do...
You're supposed to be bad!
It's got to do with style, fool!
I don't know if you've the right style to get into hell,
you know...
Well, actually, to tell you...tell you the honest to God
truth,
I'm very short on style as a matter of fact...
Yeah, I know...that's...that's what makes me wonder
But I have...I, I think I have something that
you may be interested in...
What is that?
You can have my soul
It's a mean little sucker
'Bout a thousand years old
But once you gets it
You can't give it back
You gotta keep it forever
An' that's a natural fact!
Ooh wee!
Do you read me devil?
Oh yeah!
What? Am I supposed to be scared, man?
Oh yeah, Reety, aw-righty!
Oh yeah, that's real tough!
I bet you're real bad!
Listen fool, you've got to prove to me that you're rough
enough to get into hell
That you've got the style enough to get into hell
So start talkin'...
Alright, lemme tell ya somethin'
Alright!
I'll prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to hell
Yeah!
Because I have been through it!
Yeah!
I have seen it!
Yeah!
It has happened to me!
Yeah!
Remember, I was signed with Warner Brothers
for eight fuckin' years!!!
Tell me about it!
Now you're talkin' about something!
Now how bad is that?
That sounds good to me, motherfucker!
So move right along
Tell me what your interests are, you know...
if we're gonna come to some kind of agreement,
I've got to know what you're all about, you know...
'Cause I don't know if you're the right type for the...
for the place, you know
Look...lemme tell you what my problem really is, you see
OK...
My problem is that I don't belong anywhere
Aha...
You see... I don't even belong where you are, you see
I hope not!
I, I'm a simple person, you know
I have very small desires in life
Titties 'n beer, you know
No! What?
Titties 'n beer!
No! No man, you're joking...
Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer...
What? No! No please... No! Not that! Oh no man, no!
Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer...
No! No! No! No! No! Not titties 'n beer!
Oh I can't stand titties 'n beer!...
Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer...
(I'm in you! I'm in you!)
Oh no! No! No! Wait...
Ah! Look at this! What am I gonna do with this thing?
...Wait, wait, please no!
Hey! Look at this!

"No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think!
...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's
MAGIC INK!"

Then THE DEVIL barfed
'N out jumped my girl
They heard the TITTIES PLOP-PLOPPIN'
All around the world, she said:

"I GOT THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS,
AN' I'M GONNA GET RIPPED, SO FUCK
YOU CLOWNS!"

Then she gave us THE FINGER!
(It was rigid 'n stiff)
That's when THE DEVIL, she FARTED
An' SHE WENT RIGHT OVER THE CLIFF!
THE DEVIL WAS MAD!
(I took off to my pad)
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?

Alright!

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