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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylyte
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Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Mystery Roach
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago
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Frank Zappa - Room Service
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Society Pages
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Girls Dream
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Frank Zappa - The Groupie Routine
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - The Radio Is Broken
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Frank Zappa - Tink Walks Amok
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Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head
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Frank Zappa - Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - Master Ringo
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Frank Zappa - Moggio
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
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Frank Zappa - Murder By Numbers
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - My Head?
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Frank Zappa - Nig Biz
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Frank Zappa - No, No Cherry
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Pick Me, I'm Clean
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of The Baritone Women
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
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Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
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Frank Zappa - Progress?
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Frank Zappa - Prologue
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Frank Zappa - Promiscuous
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Frank Zappa - Proto-Minimalism
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylite
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Frank Zappa - Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
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Frank Zappa - Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
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Frank Zappa - Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
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Frank Zappa - Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
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Frank Zappa - Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
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Frank Zappa - Semi-Fraudulent...
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Frank Zappa - Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
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Frank Zappa - Shove It Right In
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Frank Zappa - Smell My Beard
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Frank Zappa - Soft-sell Conclusion
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Status Back Baby
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - Stick Together
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Frank Zappa - Stuff Up The Cracks
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Frank Zappa - Tears Began To Fall
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Prostitute
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Wind
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Frank Zappa - Teenage Wind
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Frank Zappa - Telephone Conversation
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Frank Zappa - Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Birth Of Captain Beefheart
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Frank Zappa - The Blue Light
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Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen
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Frank Zappa - The Dead Girls Of London
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Frank Zappa - The Downtown Talent Scout
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Frank Zappa - The Duke Regains His Chops
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival
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Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia
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Frank Zappa - The Massive Improve'lence
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
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Frank Zappa - The Motel Room
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - The Orange County Lumber Truck
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - The Untouchables
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Frank Zappa - This Ain't CNN
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Frank Zappa - This is Phaze III
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Frank Zappa - Tiger Roach
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Frank Zappa - Titties 'N' Beer
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
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Frank Zappa - Undaunted, The Band Plays On
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Frank Zappa - Underground Freak-Out Music
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Village Of The Sun
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - Weasels Ripped My Flesh
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Frank Zappa - Welcome To The United States
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Frank Zappa - What's New In Baltimore?
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
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Frank Zappa - Where's Our Equipment?
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Frank Zappa - Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Wonderful Tattoo!
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Frank Zappa - Wplj
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Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
Plastic People
Frank Zappa
The President of the United States!
*"Fella Americans...Doot, Doot, Doot..."*
He's been sick!--Doot! Doot!
And I think his wife is gonna bring him
Some chicken soap
Plastic people!
Oh, baby, now you're such a drag
I know it's hard to defend an unpopular policy
Every once in a while--
Plastic people!
Oh, baby, now you're such a drag
And there's this guy from the CIA he's creepin'
Around Laurel Canyon
A fine little girl She waits for me
She's as plastic as she can be
She paints her face With plastic goo
And wrecks her hair With some shampoo
Plastic people
Oh, baby, now you're such a drag
"I dunno...sometimes I just get tired
Of ya honey--it's...ah..your
Hair spray...or something..."
Plastic people
Oh, baby, now you're such a drag
"I hear the sound of marching feet...
down Sunset Boulevard to Crescent Heights
...and there...at Pandora's box...
We are confronted with...a vast
Quantity of...Plastic people..."
Take a day and walk around
Watch the Nazi's Run your town
Then go home and check yourself
You think we're singing
'Bout someone else
But you're Plastic people
Oh, Baby, now
You're such a drag
Me see a neon Moon above
I searched for years I found no love
I'm sure that love Will never be
A product of Plasticity
A product of Plasticity
PLASTIC, PLASTIC PEOPLE--PLA-HA-HA-HA
HA-PLASTIC--You are--your foot--your hair
--your nose--your arms--you suck--you love
--you are--your being is--you're plastic--blah
--blah--blah--blah plastic Peoples
-A prune is not a vegetable
--cabbage is a vegetable; makes it O.K.
--plastic people--plastic People
--you dream about...you think about...you eat
...you are...Ooo-Hoo-Hoo...
purple prancing--plastic People-
Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Peep!