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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Tinseltown Rebellion
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Pick Me, I'm Clean
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Status Back Baby
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
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Frank Zappa - Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - More Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Rhymin' Man
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Frank Zappa - Ronnie Sings?
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sleeping In A Jar
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Stick Together
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - Teenage Wind
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Frank Zappa - The Black Page
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen
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Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - The Radio Is Broken
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Frank Zappa - Titties 'N' Beer
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Bernie's Farm
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - Welcome To The United States
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Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
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Frank Zappa - What's New In Baltimore?
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Frank Zappa - Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Wonderful Wino
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Frank Zappa - Yo Cats
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Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
Joe's Garage
Frank Zappa
There was just enough room to cram the drums
In the corner over by the dodge
It was a fifty-four
With a mashed up door
And a cheesy little amp
With a sign on the front said fender champ
And a second hand guitar
It was a stratocaster with a whammy bar
At this point, larry (a guy who will eventually give up music and earn a respectable living as a roadie for a group called toad-o) joins in the song...
Larry:
We could jam in joe's garage
His mama was screamin'
His dad was mad
We was playin' the same old song
In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we would
Play it all night long
It was all we knew, 'n' easy too
So we wouldn't get it wrong
All we did was bend the string like...
Hey!
Down in joe's garage
We didn't have no dope or lsd
But a coupla quartsa beer
Would fix it so the intonation
Would not offend yer ear
And the same old chords goin' over 'n' over
Became a symphony
We would play it again 'n' again 'n' again
'cause it sounded good to me
One more time!
We could jam in joe's garage
His mama was screamin',
Turn it down!
We was playing' the same old song
In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we would
Play it all night long
It was all we knew, and easy too
So we wouldn't get it wrong
Even if you played it on a saxophone
We thought we was pretty good
We talked about keepin' the band together
'n' we figured that we should
'cause about this time we was gettin' the eye
From the girls in the neighborhood
They'd all come over 'n' dance around
Like
Twenty teen-age girls dash
In and go stomp-clap
Stomp-clap-clap
So we picked out a stupid name
Had some cards printed up for a coupla bucks
'n' we was on our way to fame
Got matching suits 'n' beatle boots
'n' a sign on the back of the car
'n' we was ready to work in a go-go bar
One two three four
Let's see if you got some more!
People seemed to like our song
They got up 'n' danced 'n' made a lotta noise
An' it wasn't 'fore very long
A guy from a company we can't name
Said we oughta take his pen
'n' sign on the line for a real good time
But he didn't tell us when
These good times would be somethin'
That was really happenin'
So the band broke up
An' it looks like
We will never play again...
Joe:
Guess you only get one chance in life
To play a song that goes like
(and, as the band plays their little song
Mrs. borg (who keeps her son sy
In the closet with the vacuum cleaner)
Screams out the window
Mrs. borg:
Turn it down!
Turn it down!
I have children sleeping here...
Don't you boys know any nice songs?
Joe:
(speculating on the future)
Well the years was rollin' by, yeah
Heavy metal 'n' glitter rock
Had caught the public eye, yeah
Snotty boys with lipstick on
Was really flyin' high, yeah
'n' then they got that disco thing
'n' new wave came along
'n' all of a sudden I thought the time
Had come for that old song
We used to play in joe's garage
And if I am not wrong
You will soon be dancin' to
Central scrutinizer:
The white zone is
For loading and
Unloading only. if you
Gotta load or unload,
Go to the white
Zone, you'll love it
Joe:
Well the years was rollin' by
Mrs. borg:
I'm calling the police!
I did it! they'll be here...shortly!
Officer butzis:
This is the police...
Mrs. borg:
I'm not joking around anymore
Officer butzis:
We have the garage surrounded
If you give yourself up
We will not harm you
Or hurt you neither
Mrs. borg:
You'll see them
Officer butzis:
This is the police
Mrs. borg:
There they are, they're coming!
Officer butzis:
Give yourself up
We will not harm you
Mrs. borg:
Listen to that mess, would you?
Officer butzis:
This is the police
Give yourself up
We have the garage surrounded
Mrs. borg:
Everday this goes on around here!
Officer butzis:
We will not harm you, or maim you
(swat team 4, move in!)
Mrs. borg:
He used cut my grass...
He was very nice boy...
That's disgusting!!
Central scrutinizer:
This is the central scrutinizer...
That was joe's first confrontation with the law.
Naturally, we were easy on him.
One of our friendly counselors gave him
A do-nut...and told him to
Stick closer to church-oriented social activities.