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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
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Frank Zappa - Oh No
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Tell Me You Love Me
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - The Poodle Lecture
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Ms. Pinky
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Mystery Roach
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - On The Bus
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Frank Zappa - Once Upon A Time
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Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
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Frank Zappa - Pound For A Brown
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Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
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Frank Zappa - Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County
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Frank Zappa - Spider Of Destiny
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Prostitute
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Frank Zappa - Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Beatles Medley
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Frank Zappa - The Black Page
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Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
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Frank Zappa - The Florida Airport Tape
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Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son
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Frank Zappa - The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
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Frank Zappa - The Orange County Lumber Truck
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Frank Zappa - The Untouchables
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Frank Zappa - The Voice Of Cheese
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Frank Zappa - Tuna Fish Bolero
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - Welcome To The United States
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Frank Zappa - Wet T-Shirt Nite
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Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Would You Go All The Way?
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
Cheepnis
Frank Zappa
Let me tell you something, do you like monster movies?
Anybody?
(yeah!)
I love monster movies, i simply adore monster movies, and the cheaper they are, the better they are. and cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with the budget of the film, although it helps. but true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. i'll tell you, a good one that i saw one time, i think the name of the film was "it conquered the world" (yeah!) and the... did you ever see that one? the monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth around the bottom. it looks like a, like a teepee or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. and ah, it's got fangs on the base of it, i don't know why but it's a very threatening sight. and then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, and there's this one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. see? there's always a scene where they come out of a cave, at least once. and the rest of the cast...it musta been made around the 1950's. the lapels are about like th
At wide, the ties are about that wide and about this short, and they always have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with. and there is always a girl who falls down and twists her ankle. hey hey! of course there is! you know how they are, the weaker sex and everything, twisting their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn. well in this particular scene, in this scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they... when the monster came out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the thing as the guy is pushing it out, and then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "no! get it back!" ...and they drag it back just a little bit as the guy is goin': "kch! kch!" now that's cheepnis.
Right. and this is cheepnis here: one two three four...
I ate a hot dog
It tasted real good
Then i watched a movie
From hollywood
(repeat)
Little miss muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, i said: can y'all see?
The little strings on the giant spider?"
The zipper from the black lagoon?
The vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
(and the flaps on the side of the moon)
The jelly & paint on the 40 watt bulb
They use when the slime droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the cave is too soft
The suits & the hats & the tie's too wide
And too short for the scientist man
The chemistry lady with the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate japan
Ladies and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area call frunobulax
(apparently a very large poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching the power plant
Bullets can't stop it
Rockets can't stop it
We may have to use nuclear force!
Here comes that poodle dog!
Big as a blimp with a rhinestone collar
Snappin' off the trees
Like they was bonsai'd ornaments on a
Dry-wobble landscape
Keep it away! don't let the poodle bite me!
We can't let it reproduce! oh!
Somebody get out the pants!
The national guard has formed up at the base
Of the mountain
And is attempting to lure the enormous poodle
Towards the cave
Where they hope to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the troopers are now lined up
And are calling to the monster...
Here fido
Here fido
Here fido
Got a great big slimey thing
Got a great big heavy thing
Got a great big poodle thing
Got a great big hairy thing
(repeat)
C'mon! everybody! let's go!
Get the distilled water! get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! you know we need it!
Go to da shelter
My baby, my baby,
Go to da shelter
Go to da shelter
(repeat)
Little miss muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string danglin' down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shut
An' the horrible eye, horrible eye, horrible eye
Go rollin' around
Can y'see it all
Can y'see it from here
Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, i'm sorry `cause that's
All i wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis please
Baby, i'm sorry `cause it's all i wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis please
Baby, i'm sorry `cause it's all i wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)