- 1
Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
- 2
Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
- 3
Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
- 4
Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
- 5
Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
- 6
Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
- 7
Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
- 8
Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
- 9
Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
- 10
Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
- 11
Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
- 12
Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
- 13
Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
- 14
Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
- 15
Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
- 16
Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
- 17
Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
- 18
Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
- 19
Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
- 20
Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
- 21
Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
- 22
Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
- 23
Frank Zappa - Happy Together
- 24
Frank Zappa - Outside Now
- 25
Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
- 26
Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
- 27
Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
- 28
Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
- 29
Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
- 30
Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
- 31
Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
- 32
Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
- 33
Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
- 34
Frank Zappa - Montana
- 35
Frank Zappa - Ms. Pinky
- 36
Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
- 37
Frank Zappa - No Not Now
- 38
Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
- 39
Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
- 40
Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
- 41
Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
- 42
Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
- 43
Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
- 44
Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
- 45
Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
- 46
Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
- 47
Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
- 48
Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
- 49
Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
- 50
Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
- 51
Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
- 52
Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
- 53
Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
- 54
Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
- 55
Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
- 56
Frank Zappa - Sharleena
- 57
Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
- 58
Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
- 59
Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
- 60
Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
- 61
Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
- 62
Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
- 63
Frank Zappa - 5050
- 64
Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
- 65
Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
- 66
Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
- 67
Frank Zappa - Andy
- 68
Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
- 69
Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
- 70
Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
- 71
Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
- 72
Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
- 73
Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
- 74
Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
- 75
Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
- 76
Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
- 77
Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
- 78
Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
- 79
Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
- 80
Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
- 81
Frank Zappa - Conehead
- 82
Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
- 83
Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
- 84
Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
- 85
Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
- 86
Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
- 87
Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
- 88
Frank Zappa - Flakes
- 89
Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
- 90
Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
- 91
Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
- 92
Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
- 93
Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
- 94
Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
- 95
Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
- 96
Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
- 97
Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
- 98
Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
- 99
Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
- 100
Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
- 101
Frank Zappa - Magdalena
- 102
Frank Zappa - Montana (Whipping Floss)
- 103
Frank Zappa - More Trouble Every Day
- 104
Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
- 105
Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
- 106
Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
- 107
Frank Zappa - Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
- 108
Frank Zappa - On The Bus
- 109
Frank Zappa - Panty Rap
- 110
Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
- 111
Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
- 112
Frank Zappa - Planet Of The Baritone Women
- 113
Frank Zappa - Plastic People
- 114
Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylyte
- 115
Frank Zappa - Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
- 116
Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
- 117
Frank Zappa - Sex
- 118
Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
- 119
Frank Zappa - Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
- 120
Frank Zappa - Sleeping In A Jar
- 121
Frank Zappa - Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
- 122
Frank Zappa - Suicide Chump
- 123
Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Wind
- 124
Frank Zappa - Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
- 125
Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
- 126
Frank Zappa - The Beatles Medley
- 127
Frank Zappa - The Evil Prince
- 128
Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
- 129
Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
- 130
Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
- 131
Frank Zappa - Valarie
- 132
Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
- 133
Frank Zappa - When The Lie's So Big
- 134
Frank Zappa - Whippin' Post
- 135
Frank Zappa - Wild Love
- 136
Frank Zappa - Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
- 137
Frank Zappa - Wonderful Wino
- 138
Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
- 139
Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
- 140
Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
- 141
Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
- 142
Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
- 143
Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
- 144
Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
- 145
Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
- 146
Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
- 147
Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
- 148
Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
- 149
Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
- 150
Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
- 151
Frank Zappa - Agency Man
- 152
Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
- 153
Frank Zappa - America Drinks
- 154
Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
- 155
Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
- 156
Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
- 157
Frank Zappa - Anything
- 158
Frank Zappa - Approximate
- 159
Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
- 160
Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
- 161
Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
- 162
Frank Zappa - Babbette
- 163
Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
- 164
Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
- 165
Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
- 166
Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
- 167
Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
- 168
Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
- 169
Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
- 170
Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
- 171
Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
- 172
Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
- 173
Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
- 174
Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
- 175
Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
- 176
Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
- 177
Frank Zappa - Centerville
- 178
Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
- 179
Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
- 180
Frank Zappa - Charva
- 181
Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
- 182
Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
- 183
Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
- 184
Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
- 185
Frank Zappa - Church Chat
- 186
Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
- 187
Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
- 188
Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
- 189
Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
- 190
Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
- 191
Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
- 192
Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
- 193
Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
- 194
Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
- 195
Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
- 196
Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
- 197
Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
- 198
Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
- 199
Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
- 200
Frank Zappa - Deseri
- 201
Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
- 202
Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
- 203
Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
- 204
Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
- 205
Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
- 206
Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
- 207
Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
- 208
Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
- 209
Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
- 210
Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
- 211
Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
- 212
Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
- 213
Frank Zappa - Doreen
- 214
Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
- 215
Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
- 216
Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
- 217
Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
- 218
Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
- 219
Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
- 220
Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
- 221
Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
- 222
Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
- 223
Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
- 224
Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
- 225
Frank Zappa - Epilogue
- 226
Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
- 227
Frank Zappa - Flambay
- 228
Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
- 229
Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
- 230
Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
- 231
Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
- 232
Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
- 233
Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
- 234
Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
- 235
Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
- 236
Frank Zappa - German Lunch
- 237
Frank Zappa - Get A Little
- 238
Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
- 239
Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
- 240
Frank Zappa - God Bless America
- 241
Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
- 242
Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
- 243
Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
- 244
Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
- 245
Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
- 246
Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
- 247
Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
- 248
Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
- 249
Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
- 250
Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
- 251
Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
- 252
Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
- 253
Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
- 254
Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
- 255
Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
- 256
Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
- 257
Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
- 258
Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
- 259
Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
- 260
Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
- 261
Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
- 262
Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
- 263
Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
- 264
Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
- 265
Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
- 266
Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
- 267
Frank Zappa - In France
- 268
Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
- 269
Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
- 270
Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
- 271
Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
- 272
Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
- 273
Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
- 274
Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
- 275
Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
- 276
Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
- 277
Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
- 278
Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
- 279
Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
- 280
Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
- 281
Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
- 282
Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
- 283
Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
- 284
Frank Zappa - King Kong
- 285
Frank Zappa - Later That Night
- 286
Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
- 287
Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
- 288
Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
- 289
Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
- 290
Frank Zappa - Library Card
- 291
Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
- 292
Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
- 293
Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
- 294
Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
- 295
Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
- 296
Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
- 297
Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
- 298
Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
- 299
Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
- 300
Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
Cheepnis
Frank Zappa
Let me tell you something, do you like monster movies?
Anybody?
(yeah!)
I love monster movies, i simply adore monster movies, and the cheaper they are, the better they are. and cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with the budget of the film, although it helps. but true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. i'll tell you, a good one that i saw one time, i think the name of the film was "it conquered the world" (yeah!) and the... did you ever see that one? the monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth around the bottom. it looks like a, like a teepee or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. and ah, it's got fangs on the base of it, i don't know why but it's a very threatening sight. and then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, and there's this one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. see? there's always a scene where they come out of a cave, at least once. and the rest of the cast...it musta been made around the 1950's. the lapels are about like th
At wide, the ties are about that wide and about this short, and they always have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with. and there is always a girl who falls down and twists her ankle. hey hey! of course there is! you know how they are, the weaker sex and everything, twisting their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn. well in this particular scene, in this scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they... when the monster came out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the thing as the guy is pushing it out, and then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "no! get it back!" ...and they drag it back just a little bit as the guy is goin': "kch! kch!" now that's cheepnis.
Right. and this is cheepnis here: one two three four...
I ate a hot dog
It tasted real good
Then i watched a movie
From hollywood
(repeat)
Little miss muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, i said: can y'all see?
The little strings on the giant spider?"
The zipper from the black lagoon?
The vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
(and the flaps on the side of the moon)
The jelly & paint on the 40 watt bulb
They use when the slime droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the cave is too soft
The suits & the hats & the tie's too wide
And too short for the scientist man
The chemistry lady with the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate japan
Ladies and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area call frunobulax
(apparently a very large poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching the power plant
Bullets can't stop it
Rockets can't stop it
We may have to use nuclear force!
Here comes that poodle dog!
Big as a blimp with a rhinestone collar
Snappin' off the trees
Like they was bonsai'd ornaments on a
Dry-wobble landscape
Keep it away! don't let the poodle bite me!
We can't let it reproduce! oh!
Somebody get out the pants!
The national guard has formed up at the base
Of the mountain
And is attempting to lure the enormous poodle
Towards the cave
Where they hope to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the troopers are now lined up
And are calling to the monster...
Here fido
Here fido
Here fido
Got a great big slimey thing
Got a great big heavy thing
Got a great big poodle thing
Got a great big hairy thing
(repeat)
C'mon! everybody! let's go!
Get the distilled water! get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! you know we need it!
Go to da shelter
My baby, my baby,
Go to da shelter
Go to da shelter
(repeat)
Little miss muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string danglin' down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shut
An' the horrible eye, horrible eye, horrible eye
Go rollin' around
Can y'see it all
Can y'see it from here
Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, i'm sorry `cause that's
All i wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis please
Baby, i'm sorry `cause it's all i wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis please
Baby, i'm sorry `cause it's all i wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)