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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Suicide Chump
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - Wplj
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - Oh No
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Frank Zappa - On The Bus
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Frank Zappa - Our Bizarre Relationship
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylyte
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Wind
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Frank Zappa - Teenage Wind
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Frank Zappa - The Air
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
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Frank Zappa - The Duke Regains His Chops
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Frank Zappa - The Massive Improve'lence
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fish)
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Frank Zappa - The Poodle Lecture
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Frank Zappa - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
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Frank Zappa - Tinsel-Town Rebellion
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - We're Turning Again
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
Dong Work For Yuda
Frank Zappa
This is the Central Scrutinizer
Joe was sent to a special prison
Where they keep all the other criminals
From the music business
You know, the ones who get caught
It's a horrible place painted all green on the inside
Where musicians and former executives take turns
Snorting detergent and plooking each other
Anyway, listen, while he's in there he meets this guy
Who used to be a promo man for a major record company
Named Bald-Headed John King of the Plookers
This is the story 'bout Bald-Headed John
Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong
He talks a lot 'n it's usually wrong
Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong
He said Dong was Wong 'n Wong was Kong
'N dong work for Yuda, John was wrong
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
He said Dong was Wong 'n Wong was Kong
And Dong was Gong 'n John was wrong
John's got a sausage, yeah man
John's got a sausage, yeah man
John's got a sausage that will make you fart
John's got a sausage that will break your heart
Make you fart and break your heart
Don't bend over if you are smart
He took a little walk to the weenie stand
John's got a sausage, yeah man
A great big weenie in both his hands
John's got a sausage, yeah man
He sucked on the end till the mustard squirt
He said: Y'all stand back 'cause you might get hurt
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
John's got a sausage, yeah man
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
He said Dong was Wong, Wong was Kong
Dong was Gong 'n John was wrong
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
Make way for the iron shaschige
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
I need a dozen towels, so the boys can take a shower
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
Bartender, bring me a colada and milk
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
On second thought, make that a water, HTO
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
Falcum, take me to the falcum!
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
I wave my bags, did you wave your'n
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
Well how much did they wave?
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
Ah, I'm almost two kilometers tall
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
This girl must be practicing richcraft
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
Don't worry about the faggot, I'll take care of the faggot
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
Try it again, try it again
Try, try, try again
And again, and again
Try, try, try again
Your Pomona is very extinct
Yeah, I studied with the Dong of Tokyo
'N also with the oriental Kato
My body contain uh water
I just loves the way these Copenhagens talks!
Driver, McDoodle, sausage
Salima, salami
That looks like that stuff Freckles lets out
Once a mumfth
This is the Central Scrutinizer
Poor Joe
He's getting tired from bending over
But we tried to warn him didn't we?
Okay, Joe, you asked for it here comes the big one!