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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - When The Lie's So Big
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Mother People
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - On The Bus
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylyte
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Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
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Frank Zappa - Room Service
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Suicide Chump
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen
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Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - The Poodle Lecture
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Frank Zappa - This is Phaze III
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Truck Driver Divorce
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Would You Go All The Way?
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
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Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
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Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head
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Frank Zappa - Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - Massagio Galore
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Frank Zappa - Master Ringo
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Frank Zappa - Meow
Drop Dead
Frank Zappa
Jesus, that was terrific! i've never experienced anything quite like that in a theater before! how 'bout you, rhonda?
Rhonda:
You're a worm, harry. drop dead. god, you're disgusting! don't touch me! yuck! what is this scum on your chest? did that little rubber mammy 'do something' on you?
Thing-fish: (alarmed)
Ob'dewlla! you lil' vagrant! what you been up to wit de chump over deahh? lemme see yo' draw's! uh-huhhhh! jes' couldn't hep y'seff, could ya! pheww! you best be washin' dat thang off, dahlin'! i knows we's sposed ta be un-destructable, but what you got ripenin' down dere be puttin' us all to de test! yow!
The evil prince tap-dances over to thing-fish, harry & rhonda.
Evil prince: (fake broadway singing)
Pers'nally, dahlin', i found de pre-formnence wit de brief-case to be un-creedably stim-u-lat-nin'!
Rhonda:
Eat shit, you overbearing male chauvinist member of the scientific community!
Thing-fish:
What a sweet lil' hunk o' heaven she growed up t'be! when she were deflateable, she dint say nothin'...jes kept her face open like dis... waitin' fo de salami dat never 'rived! now she fuckin' de briefcase, dumpin' de paper all over de flo', hair up in a ugly ol' bun, fountain pen danglin' out her asshole, an' talkin' dirty to a member o' de royal fam'ly!
Girl! dis cocksucker mights be evil, but he am a prince! now he be talkin' de vernak-luh, i's findin' it consid'rubly mo' cornvemient to in- demnify wit his 'point-o-view!
Evil prince:
Sho' nuff! um-hmm! yeah! you a wise ol' mammy! where you fum, 'rijnlyy?
Thing-fish:
Why...uh...saint loomis!
Evil prince:
Goddam! i knew it! i knew it! i could jes' make it out from yo' renunciation! sho' get hot down deahh in de summer time!
Thing-fish:
Dat no lie...people be croakin' all over de fuckin' place! i sees y'all like dat sort o' thang...jedgin' fum yo' wa'd-robe, y'all be well into death 'n pestilence 'n shit! prob'ly got yo-seff quite some 'spensive educashnin' goin' fo ya!
Evil prince:
Oh yeah! oh yeah! heh-heh! saint loomis! damn! some de zomby-folk up de lab-mo-tory got kin deah!
Thing-fish:
Naw! really? cain't be!
Evil prince:
Oh hell yeah! de ugly dead muthafucker on de string deahh...he related to a buncha other ugly dead muthafuckers fum de east side...'n de curly-headed sho't lil' ugly dead muthafucker wit de dead dog been fuckin' de police commissioner!
Thing-fish:
How you know so much 'bouts what gwine on down deahh, you evil cocksucker! y'all been stayin' quite well un-formed fum bein' in de lab-mo-tory most yo' time!
Evil prince:
Jes' might distress yo ass to loin dat on de way home fum de san quentim 'tater mashin' 'speri- ment, me 'n de country westin muzishnins' drop by de college to receive an honorary degree!
Thing-fish:
You lyin', boy! dey givin' degrees in 'tater husbandry' back de ol' alma-motta!
Evil prince:
Dat all dey givin' any mo'! muthafuckin' 'tater husbandry' be de wave o' de futchum in saint loomis! graduatin' class were over 700, 'n evvy one of 'em dealin' wit dem 'taters like de shrimp-murderers down at benny-hanny's!
Thing-fish: (looking down at ob'dewlla)
What? huh? you wanna what? ob'dewlla, de prince jes' be shootin' de home-town shit heahh! he ain't gwine give us no mo' provlem! what you mean, girl? okay, okay! go 'head 'n fuck de lil' crab-grass baby wit de enormous white pompadour! go on deah. git down wit yo' nasty lil' ol' degenerate seff!
Thing-fish puts the crab-grass baby on the floor and positions ob'dewlla over it. he places his foot on ob'dewlla's back and pumps both of them up and down. as the computer- speech drones on, thing-fish watches the spectacle, commenting...
Thing-fish: (contd.)
Twist 'n shout! work it on out ('n in)! hmmm! get down! go on! give him a little shoe! dat's what denny be doin'...work on jumbo evvy time! go on! get de lil' pompadour up in de air again! i like dat part! hmmm! jes' like de olympics!
Harry:
It's-it's fascinating the way things are resolving themselves around here! i-i never would have sus- pected anything like this when we came in!
Rhonda:
Where are your real clothes, harry? are you going back to long island like that?
Harry:
I have nothing to be ashamed of! i have a lovely body. everyone will understand! i've-i've accom- plished something tonight! i really believe that! i've found a sort of fulfilment other men only dream about!
Rhonda: (naked, re-stuffing the briefcase)
You've accomplished nothing! nothing at all! you're a mere worm...less than that...you're a useless all-american 'man-worm'! the most disgusting creature on the face of the earth. phooey on you! worms like you would be nothing without me and my kind! we are the future, harry! not you! we don't need you and your kind, because our kind is the best kind!
Man-kind is shit, harry! our kind will get rid of your kind, just like wiping off this fountain pen, harry! smell it quick, you submissive little cocksucker, 'cause i'm wiping it off... any minute now!
This is symbolism, harry! really deep, intense, thought-provoking broadway symbolism! this isn't 'dream girls', harry! this is the way it really is...i'm talking to you, harry! we hate you! we are modern, harry! you are not 'modern'! worms are not modern!
While you became lawyers and accountants, and read playboy and bought a pipe, we planned and dreamed and fucked our briefcases while you weren't looking! yes, harry! that's right! and we've actually been able to reproduce ourselves that way...for years, harry, but you never knew! did you? you worm.
We had special atomic glasses made...by women optometrists who promised never to tell!
We learned how to hide secret stuff, wrapped up in the middle of those severe terminal buns we wear! little transmitters, harry! little receivers! oh...don't pretend to be surprised, harry! we even had room left over in there for all of our most favorite little embroidered delicate secretly feminine child-like helpless pathetic sentimental totally useless personal 'girl-things' that smell like the stuff they put in the toilet paper. you played golf! you watched football! you drank beer! we evolved! we only look like wandas and rhondas! we are superb, harry! we are sublime! we are perfect in every way! and you? what are you? you are the all-american cocksucker...jizzing all over your leather cocksucker costume after beating the snot out of yourself with a rubber mammy!
I simply can't respect you, harry! you are no good. go ahead! smell the pen! go on...i'm wip- ing it harry...there you go...