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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Sleeping In A Jar
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Suicide Chump
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
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Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - We're Turning Again
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Wplj
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Frank Zappa - Yo Cats
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Meow
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - Oh No
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Frank Zappa - Our Bizarre Relationship
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
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Frank Zappa - Prologue
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Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - Stinkfoot
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Wind
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Frank Zappa - Teenage Wind
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Frank Zappa - Tell Me You Love Me
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Frank Zappa - The Air
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen
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Frank Zappa - The Duke Regains His Chops
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Frank Zappa - The Little March
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Frank Zappa - The Mammy Nuns
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Frank Zappa - The Massive Improve'lence
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fish)
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Frank Zappa - The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
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Frank Zappa - The Uncle Meat Variations
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Frank Zappa - Tinsel-Town Rebellion
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - Why Don't You Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
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Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
Harry-As-A-Boy
Frank Zappa
Harry! harry, is that you as a boy?
Harry:
Why, it must be! he's so charming and sweet and likeable!
Thing-fish:
Harry-as-a-boy, c'mon over 'n say a few words to de nice peoples!
Harry-as-a-boy:
Hi, folks! nice to be here!
Thing-fish:
I's sure dere be lotsa folks like to know what yo' plans are...how y'intend t'be gwine about dis uncredibly serious bidniss o' growin' up in ermerica!
Harry-as-a-boy:
Well, i plan on making a few mistakes, having my heart broken and so forth, using all kinds of drugs, and turning gay as soon as possible in order to accelerate my rise to the 'top of the heap'.
Thing-fish:
Ahh! tremenjous, harry-as-a-boy, simply tre- menjous! you practicin' up fo it wit anybody in po-ticlar now?
Harry-as-a-boy:
I can't afford to study with anyone yet, since the bulk of my allowance goes for glue and grateful dead tickets, but soon i hope to be on my knees in a real homo bath house...maybe when my folks go on vacation.
Thing-fish:
Ain't you de clever one! tell us, harry-as-a-boy, howdja recide upon dis heah life-style bein' de one fo you?
Harry-as-a-boy:
It was pretty simple, really. i lost all desire for intercourse with females when they started carrying those briefcases and wearing suits 'n ties.
Rhonda:
What?
Harry-as-a-boy:
Let's face it: that would be like fucking a slightly more voluptuous version of somebody's father! i'm far too sensitive for such a traumatic experience!
Thing-fish:
You means de womens' libromation movenint done created de uncontrollable urgement to play dingle-dangle-dingle wit de personal requipment of yo own gender?
Harry-as-a-boy:
To a degree...i mean...look, i'm not stupid! i know it's all a thoroughly workable government- sponsored program to control the population explosion, and, just like every other american, i'm too concerned with my own personal health and well being to think of devoting any of my precious time to something as boring as 'reproduction'!
Rhonda:
Harry, i used to think you were merely an over- educated shit-head, but now that i finally have proof, it's going to give me great pleasure to refer to you as an over-educated cocksucker!
Harry:
Well, to be honest with you, dearest, i sort of ...gulp, gulp...
Rhonda:
Where's the fairies on a string, harry? huh? riddle me this!
Thing-fish:
Easy there, white folks! i told y'all'd be get- tin' yo' fairies after while, 'n y'know dat sort o' thing take a little time to woik up to in yo' broadway sitchyatium! mammys step faw'd 'n hep de lil' cocksucker out!