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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - On The Bus
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Mother People
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Stick Together
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen
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Frank Zappa - The Evil Prince
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Frank Zappa - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
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Frank Zappa - When The Lie's So Big
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Frank Zappa - Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Moggio
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Oh No
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Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
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Frank Zappa - Pound For A Brown
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Rhymin' Man
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Frank Zappa - Room Service
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Frank Zappa - Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Prostitute
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Air
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - The Radio Is Broken
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Frank Zappa - The Voice Of Cheese
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Frank Zappa - Tiger Roach
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Frank Zappa - Time Is Money
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Frank Zappa - Tinseltown Rebellion
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
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Frank Zappa - Wowie Zowie
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
Holding The Group Back
Frank Zappa
He approaches ian in his robotically transformed state and begs for an audition as an opera singer with ians new group, claiming that he has to leave the mothers -- he's holding the group back because he's a mexican (he actually used to think this was true, and told me so on several occasions.)
Fz:
Then from out of the corner from the stage comes roy ralph estrada perturbed at the present situation within the mothers.
Roy estrada:
Domino domino vo-bisqu-u-u-um
Domino vo-bisqu-u-u-um
Amen
Domino vo-bisqum
Hallelujah
Et cum spiritu tuo
Ian, i dont think i qualify for the mothers
Fz:
They're making up their lines as they go along isn't it thrilling?
Ian:
Why, roy?
Roy:
Because i don't think i'm qualified. i think i'm holding the group back because i'm a mexican, and also because i don't play bass good.
Ian:
I don't care how you can play bass but we have no mexicans in this group.
Roy:
And i wanna join your group.
Ian:
No mexicans!
Roy:
I can sing opera, i cut my hair, i got all my shit together here. i can do it.
Ian:
I don't care how you look you gotta be able to cut the part.
Roy:
I can sing, please, please, give me a chance.
Ian:
I don't believe you can sing.
Roy:
Please, please hear my plea, please ian please, i can do it, give me a chance. please, please. oh, oh, oh, please.
Ian:
Okay mexican, okay mexican, sing this note.
Roy:
You think everything is gonna be alright.
Ian:
Okay you passed the first part of the audition now you gotta sing. roy:
Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi