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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Wind
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Room Service
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
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Frank Zappa - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
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Frank Zappa - Montana (Whipping Floss)
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - Oh No
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Frank Zappa - On The Bus
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
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Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago
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Frank Zappa - Rubber Shirt
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
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Frank Zappa - Soft-sell Conclusion
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - The Air
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Frank Zappa - The Beatles Medley
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Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - The Little House I Used To Live
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
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Frank Zappa - The Uncle Meat Variations
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - We're Turning Again
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Frank Zappa - What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Wonderful Wino
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Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
Lumpy Gravy I
Frank Zappa
Bit of nostalga for the old folks
Dialogue
I'm advocating dark clothes
If I'm not alone
How long have I been asleep
As long as I have
Did you ever live in a drum?
No
Well then you aren't me
I only dreamed I lived in a drum
Ever since it got dark
Dreaming is hard
Yea, but with nothing over your head?
No just light over my head and underneath too
I don't think I could take it without anything over my head
M-M - ???
Well why don't you go out and see what's out there?
Well I don't know if that's what's out there.
That's a thought, if you'd like
Yes but still you can say darker and darker
I don't know what the outside of this thing looks like at all
I knew it's dark and murky
How do you get your water so dark?
Cause I'm paranoid
I'm very paranoid and the water in my washing machine turns dark out
of sympathy
Out of sympathy?
Yes
Um where can I get that?
At your local drug store
How much?
It's from Kansas
Dixieland Music
Effects
Bored out .90 over with 3 strong burt 97ths
Car Dialogue
Almost chinese huh yeah.
Good bread, cause I was making um $2.71 an hour
I keep switching girls all the time because if i'm able to find a girl with really a groovy car that I can build up, man, I'll go steady with her for awhile until I can build up her car and blow out the engine.
Orchestral (sped up)
Orchestral (1)
Dialogue
I worked in a cheesy newspaper company for awhile but that was terrible, I wasn't making enough money to build anything
Louie Louie
And then I worked in a printing company and a couple of gas stations. Oh at the gas station where I was working my brother had just gotten married and uh, he bought a new car and his wife was having a kid and all this miserable stuff and he needed a job so I gave him a job at the gas station of which I was fired because, you know, he was going to work there. And he had his car on the rack and he was lubing it and changing tires and everything all the time. And so then he got fired because he was goofing off, man, and he just kept taking parts and working on his car day and night. So he lost that job and I went to work in another gas station. He took that one, you know, so he could feed the kids and that. Then I went to work in a aircraft company, and uh, I was building these planes. I worked on the XB-70, I was the last welder on there. Yea but, It was pretty good bread because I was making um, $2.71 an hour. I was making a hundred and a quarter a week, and uh, yea it was good enough money to be working on so
i got an Oldsmobile, a groovy Olds. But I was going with this chick at the time. By the time I got the olds running decently, she went out and tore up the engine, and the trans and let her girlfriends get in there and booze it up and tare up the seats. They ripped the seats completely out. So uh, I got a '56 olds, which was this one chick I was going with, and uh we used to drive out all over the place and finally she got rid of that and uh, I got another pickup.
Fast Rock
Sound Effects
Sped Up Drums
Orchestral
Oh man, I don't know if I can go through this again.
Orchestral (1)
Orchestral (sped up)
Sound Effects
Percussion,Orchestra