- 1  Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down 
- 2  Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus 
- 3  Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay 
- 4  Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia 
- 5  Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown 
- 6  Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes 
- 7  Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo 
- 8  Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(') 
- 9  Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris 
- 10  Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp 
- 11  Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage 
- 12  Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows 
- 13  Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls 
- 14  Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen 
- 15  Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People 
- 16  Frank Zappa - Sofa #2 
- 17  Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama 
- 18  Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is 
- 19  Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm 
- 20  Frank Zappa - Doreen 
- 21  Frank Zappa - Inca Roads 
- 22  Frank Zappa - Sy Borg 
- 23  Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer 
- 24  Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day 
- 25  Frank Zappa - Andy 
- 26  Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions 
- 27  Frank Zappa - Dirty Love 
- 28  Frank Zappa - Fine Girl 
- 29  Frank Zappa - Flakes 
- 30  Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess 
- 31  Frank Zappa - Mary Lou 
- 32  Frank Zappa - Montana 
- 33  Frank Zappa - Muffin Man 
- 34  Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It 
- 35  Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage 
- 36  Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips 
- 37  Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt 
- 38  Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot 
- 39  Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son 
- 40  Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops 
- 41  Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? 
- 42  Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me 
- 43  Frank Zappa - Easy Meat 
- 44  Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt 
- 45  Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass 
- 46  Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool 
- 47  Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool? 
- 48  Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy 
- 49  Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth 
- 50  Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime 
- 51  Frank Zappa - Mother People 
- 52  Frank Zappa - No Not Now 
- 53  Frank Zappa - Plastic People 
- 54  Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino 
- 55  Frank Zappa - Stick It Out 
- 56  Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are 
- 57  Frank Zappa - Valley Girl 
- 58  Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone 
- 59  Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta 
- 60  Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme 
- 61  Frank Zappa - Agency Man 
- 62  Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart 
- 63  Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home 
- 64  Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon) 
- 65  Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love 
- 66  Frank Zappa - Be In My Video 
- 67  Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma 
- 68  Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain 
- 69  Frank Zappa - Black Napkins 
- 70  Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie 
- 71  Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable 
- 72  Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes 
- 73  Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool 
- 74  Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy 
- 75  Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth 
- 76  Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge 
- 77  Frank Zappa - Church Chat 
- 78  Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites 
- 79  Frank Zappa - Conehead 
- 80  Frank Zappa - Crew Slut 
- 81  Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma 
- 82  Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car? 
- 83  Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over 
- 84  Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion 
- 85  Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty 
- 86  Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer 
- 87  Frank Zappa - Flower Punk 
- 88  Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa 
- 89  Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself 
- 90  Frank Zappa - Get A Little 
- 91  Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast 
- 92  Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account 
- 93  Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin 
- 94  Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp) 
- 95  Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You 
- 96  Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy 
- 97  Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied 
- 98  Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute 
- 99  Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop 
- 100  Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey 
- 101  Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black 
- 102  Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In 
- 103  Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East ) 
- 104  Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life 
- 105  Frank Zappa - Love Story 
- 106  Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up 
- 107  Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3) 
- 108  Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I 
- 109  Frank Zappa - Motherly Love 
- 110  Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes 
- 111  Frank Zappa - My Head? 
- 112  Frank Zappa - Outside Now 
- 113  Frank Zappa - Packard Goose 
- 114  Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension 
- 115  Frank Zappa - Prologue 
- 116  Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylyte 
- 117  Frank Zappa - Road Ladies 
- 118  Frank Zappa - Rubber Shirt 
- 119  Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace 
- 120  Frank Zappa - Sharleena 
- 121  Frank Zappa - Society Pages 
- 122  Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes 
- 123  Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County 
- 124  Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast 
- 125  Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking 
- 126  Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance 
- 127  Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Prostitute 
- 128  Frank Zappa - The 'Torchum' Never Stops 
- 129  Frank Zappa - The Finale 
- 130  Frank Zappa - The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival 
- 131  Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou 
- 132  Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing 
- 133  Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark 
- 134  Frank Zappa - The Orange County Lumber Truck 
- 135  Frank Zappa - Valarie 
- 136  Frank Zappa - When The Lie's So Big 
- 137  Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police? 
- 138  Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps? 
- 139  Frank Zappa - Why Don't You Like Me? 
- 140  Frank Zappa - Ya Hozna 
- 141  Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish) 
- 142  Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here 
- 143  Frank Zappa - Your Mouth 
- 144  Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale 
- 145  Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old 
- 146  Frank Zappa - 5050 
- 147  Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects 
- 148  Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West 
- 149  Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards 
- 150  Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes 
- 151  Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check 
- 152  Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free 
- 153  Frank Zappa - Advance Romance 
- 154  Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 ) 
- 155  Frank Zappa - Alley Cat 
- 156  Frank Zappa - America Drinks 
- 157  Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace 
- 158  Frank Zappa - Any Downers? 
- 159  Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain 
- 160  Frank Zappa - Anything 
- 161  Frank Zappa - Approximate 
- 162  Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up? 
- 163  Frank Zappa - Are You Upset? 
- 164  Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda 
- 165  Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station 
- 166  Frank Zappa - Babbette 
- 167  Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes 
- 168  Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out 
- 169  Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat 
- 170  Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie 
- 171  Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church) 
- 172  Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain 
- 173  Frank Zappa - Big Swifty 
- 174  Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy 
- 175  Frank Zappa - Brown Moses 
- 176  Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It 
- 177  Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion) 
- 178  Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik 
- 179  Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.) 
- 180  Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4) 
- 181  Frank Zappa - Centerville 
- 182  Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop 
- 183  Frank Zappa - Charles Ives 
- 184  Frank Zappa - Charva 
- 185  Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills 
- 186  Frank Zappa - Cheepnis 
- 187  Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah 
- 188  Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5) 
- 189  Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus 
- 190  Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet 
- 191  Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3) 
- 192  Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball 
- 193  Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon 
- 194  Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns 
- 195  Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers 
- 196  Frank Zappa - Cucamonga 
- 197  Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy 
- 198  Frank Zappa - Dance Contest 
- 199  Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool 
- 200  Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra 
- 201  Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma 
- 202  Frank Zappa - Deseri 
- 203  Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got 
- 204  Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole 
- 205  Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya? 
- 206  Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You 
- 207  Frank Zappa - Disco Boy 
- 208  Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band 
- 209  Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life? 
- 210  Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? 
- 211  Frank Zappa - Dog Breath 
- 212  Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague 
- 213  Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow 
- 214  Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? 
- 215  Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda 
- 216  Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5) 
- 217  Frank Zappa - Drafted Again 
- 218  Frank Zappa - Drop Dead 
- 219  Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch 
- 220  Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3) 
- 221  Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy 
- 222  Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes 
- 223  Frank Zappa - Dummy Up 
- 224  Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You) 
- 225  Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding? 
- 226  Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima 
- 227  Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building 
- 228  Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub 
- 229  Frank Zappa - Epilogue 
- 230  Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog 
- 231  Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz 
- 232  Frank Zappa - Flambay 
- 233  Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers) 
- 234  Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate 
- 235  Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love 
- 236  Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips 
- 237  Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date 
- 238  Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell 
- 239  Frank Zappa - German Lunch 
- 240  Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder 
- 241  Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl 
- 242  Frank Zappa - God Bless America 
- 243  Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats 
- 244  Frank Zappa - Happy Together 
- 245  Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband 
- 246  Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda 
- 247  Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy 
- 248  Frank Zappa - He's So Gay 
- 249  Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock 
- 250  Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love 
- 251  Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back 
- 252  Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me? 
- 253  Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel 
- 254  Frank Zappa - Hot Poop 
- 255  Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart 
- 256  Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion) 
- 257  Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere 
- 258  Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care 
- 259  Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted 
- 260  Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader 
- 261  Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry 
- 262  Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels 
- 263  Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out 
- 264  Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda 
- 265  Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California... 
- 266  Frank Zappa - In France 
- 267  Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album) 
- 268  Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin 
- 269  Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here 
- 270  Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal 
- 271  Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number 
- 272  Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1 
- 273  Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2 
- 274  Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk 
- 275  Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy 
- 276  Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling 
- 277  Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher 
- 278  Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away 
- 279  Frank Zappa - Just One More Time 
- 280  Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls 
- 281  Frank Zappa - Kangaroos 
- 282  Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy 
- 283  Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story 
- 284  Frank Zappa - King Kong 
- 285  Frank Zappa - Later That Night 
- 286  Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef 
- 287  Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach 
- 288  Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland 
- 289  Frank Zappa - Library Card 
- 290  Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not 
- 291  Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine 
- 292  Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce 
- 293  Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl 
- 294  Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas 
- 295  Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl 
- 296  Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt 
- 297  Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando 
- 298  Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey 
- 299  Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool 
- 300  Frank Zappa - Louie Louie 
Man With The Woman Head
Frank Zappa
The man with the woman head
Polynesian wallpaper made the face stand out,
A mixture of oriental and early vaudeville jazz poofter,
Forming a hard, beetle-like triangular chin much like a praying mantis.
Smoky razor-cut, low on the ear neck profile.
The face the color of a nicotine-stained hand.
Dark circles collected under the wrinkled, folded eyes,
Map-like from too much turquoise eyepaint.
He showed his old tongue through ill-fitting wooden teeth,
Stained from too much opium, chipped from the years.
The feet, brown wrinkles above straw loafers.
A piece of cocoanut in a pink seashell caught the tongue
And knotted into thin white strings.
Charcoal grey eisenhower jacket zipped into a load(?) of green ascot.
A coil of ashes collected on the white-on-yellow dacs.
Four slender bones with rings and nails
Endured the weight of a hard fast black rubber cigarette holder.
I could just make out ace as he carried the tray and mouthed,
"you cheap son of a bitch"
As a straw fell out of a coke, cartwheeled into the gutter.
So this was a drive-in restaurant in hollywood,
So this was a drive-in restaurant in hollywood,
So this was a drive-in restaurant in hollywood.