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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
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Frank Zappa - Stick Together
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Village Of The Sun
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
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Frank Zappa - More Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Prologue
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylyte
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Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
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Frank Zappa - Room Service
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Frank Zappa - Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - The Air
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Frank Zappa - The Beatles Medley
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
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Frank Zappa - The Poodle Lecture
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Frank Zappa - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
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Frank Zappa - Won Ton On
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Frank Zappa - Would You Go All The Way?
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Frank Zappa - Would You Like A Snack?
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Frank Zappa - Ya Hozna
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Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head
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Frank Zappa - Mary Lou
The Central Scrutinizer
Frank Zappa
Headers and exhaust hoses which apparently propel him and punctuate his dialogue with horrible smelling smoke rings. in the middle of his head we can see an airport wind sock and constantly twirling anemometer. the bottom of him has a landing light and three spoked wheels. in spite of all this, it is obvious that the way he really gets around is by being dangled from place to place by a union guy with a dark green shirt up in the roof who is eating a sandwich (pieces of which drop off every once in a while and lodge themselves near the hole where they put the oil in that makes the cheap smoke).
He hovers into view and speaks to us thusly...
Central scrutinizer:
This is the central scrutinizer...it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. it is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to *the death penalty* (or affect your parents' credit rating). our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things...and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called music!
Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate the future).
I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if you choose a career in music...the white zone is for loading and unloading only...if you have to load or unload, go to the white zone... you'll love it...it's a way of life...ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...hi, it's me, i'm back. this is the central scrutinizer...the white zone is for loading and unloading only...if yah gotta load, or if yah gotta unload, go to the white zone. you'll love it...it's a way of life. that's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life, that's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life, you'll love it. this, is, the central scrutinizer!
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