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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Sleeping In A Jar
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Oh No
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Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Teenage Wind
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - The Radio Is Broken
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Wowie Zowie
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
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Frank Zappa - More Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
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Frank Zappa - Murder By Numbers
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Frank Zappa - My Head?
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
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Frank Zappa - On The Bus
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
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Frank Zappa - Progress?
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Semi-Fraudulent...
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
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Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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Frank Zappa - The Air
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Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen
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Frank Zappa - The Duke Regains His Chops
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Frank Zappa - The Evil Prince
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Frank Zappa - The Groupie Routine
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - The Mammy Nuns
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Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
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Frank Zappa - The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Welcome To The United States
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Frank Zappa - What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning?
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Frank Zappa - What's New In Baltimore?
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Why Don't You Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Would You Go All The Way?
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Frank Zappa - Yo Cats
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Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
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Frank Zappa - Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - Massagio Galore
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Frank Zappa - Meow
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Frank Zappa - Montana (Whipping Floss)
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Frank Zappa - Mother People
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Frank Zappa - Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Mystery Roach
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Frank Zappa - No No No
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Frank Zappa - No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
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Frank Zappa - No, No Cherry
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Frank Zappa - Oh-Umm
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Frank Zappa - Once Upon A Time
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Frank Zappa - Our Bizarre Relationship
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
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Frank Zappa - Panty Rap
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Frank Zappa - Peaches III
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of My Dreams
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of The Baritone Women
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Pound For A Brown
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Frank Zappa - Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
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Frank Zappa - Prologue
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Frank Zappa - Promiscuous
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylyte
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Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago
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Frank Zappa - Redneck Eats
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Frank Zappa - Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
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Frank Zappa - Rhymin' Man
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Frank Zappa - Ride My Face To Chicago
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Frank Zappa - Ring Of Fire
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Frank Zappa - Ronnie Sings?
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Frank Zappa - Ronnie's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - Room Service
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Frank Zappa - Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
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Frank Zappa - Ruthie-Ruthie
Smell My Beard
Frank Zappa
Now the sound that you hear in the background right now, is the sound caused by George Duke, agitating two metal insignias. These are badges that he removed from a coupla boogers that Marty tried to palm off on him in the last town that we was in. Actually theyre booger pasties and he's hitting the booger pasty with a little stick to get a very interesting musical effect, you know he does this every night. And sometimes he becomes so overwrought, so excited by the fact that he's actually touching a piece of metal that might have at one time come in contact with the actual flesh of a booger bear. And so sometimes he misses it.
George:
Oh, Lord have mercy . . .
FZ:
And he hits his thumb and he hurts hisself. Yes it hurts very much, but he likes pain. We can tell that he likes pain because he's in this group.
George:
But, but, its very close to other things . . .
FZ:
Yes but later that night after George was finished fondling the booger pasty, a thought came to his mind, how, how can I possibly get any nook tonight in (pasege ?) if I don't put this thing down and play the piano and get funky for these people. And so George, as you say in your language, took it away . . .
George:
But before we get funky, the continuing stories of . . .
Napoleon:
Moontrick . . .
George:
No, this aint moontrick this time, we go to moontrick next show. This is the continuing stories of the boogers of Marty Perellis. Do you all know who he is? There he is. Hes got a white shirt on an a . . .
FZ:
Your two-hunderd and fifty closest relatives, the Mothers of Invention . . .
George:
Yes, anyway, he was in my room. I invited some people over. Young ladies. They looked interesting. Their names shall go unmentioned.
FZ:
The reason they looked interesting is because they apparently were intelligent enough to dress themselves.
George:
Anyway what was happening was . . . nothing. Ha ha, wasnt nothing happening. So I said Lets get this party on the road. I said lemme call the roadmanager. I said whats your name. Mighty Perellis come down here and meet Miss Cool, Miss Dew & Miss eh, Miss Stool. So we, so Marty got in there and he was there about five minutes and all of a sudden I began to hear other things. I said what you doing over there? I said I never heard nobody do that king of thing before. I said come out of that corner, whats wrong with you, so he comissed it. We were all asking: Men what youre doing over there?
FZ:
Really whipping it, just whipping it into a frenzy.
George:
All of a sudden he was gone. I look around and Marty had took the Booger out of his room. I said: Where you going? He went down to his room which was room 33. An hour later I went to his room. I knocked on his door. I said: What you doin? He said . . . I said: Say that again. I said: Ho ho. It was late. We had an eight o clock wake up. You all know what that is. Eight o clock wake up, eight o clock wake up, eight o clock wake up, eight o clock wake up, eight o clock wake up, eight o clock wake up ahrrrrrr. So Marty came out in the hall and looked in the pool and he said, can I say this? He said: Smell my beard. I said: You must be crazy.
Napoleon:
I had to smell it . . .
George:
Show, how ywas walking Marty. And he said: Smell my beard. I said: I aint gonna smell nothing. Napoleon said: Ill . . .
Napoleon:
Check it out, I told you, check it out, make sure . . .
George:
Anyway if you wanna hear . . .
Napoleon:
You know what it smell like . . .
FZ:
Marty's odor.
George:
Come to the next show for the continuing stories of
Napoleon:
Marty's odor
George:
Marty's trick. But for now we go to . . .
See also comments to track 10 "Let's Move To Cleveland Solos".