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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - More Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Oh No
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Prostitute
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Wet T-Shirt Nite
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - Why Don't You Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Ya Hozna
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Ms. Pinky
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
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Frank Zappa - Panty Rap
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Frank Zappa - Pick Me, I'm Clean
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of My Dreams
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Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
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Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
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Frank Zappa - Rubber Shirt
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Frank Zappa - Sleeping In A Jar
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
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Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen
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Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - The Mammy Nuns
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Frank Zappa - The Massive Improve'lence
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Frank Zappa - The Radio Is Broken
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Frank Zappa - The White Boy Troubles
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Frank Zappa - This Ain't CNN
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Frank Zappa - Toads Of The Short Forest
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Frank Zappa - Truck Driver Divorce
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Village Of The Sun
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - We're Turning Again
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
The White Boy Troubles
Frank Zappa
Looks likes y'done putty good heahh, harry-as-a-boy! i sees ya' growin' up like a weed, axmodently reproducin' yoseff 'n evvythang. done found some low-rent housin' in a one-dimensional cardbode nativity box on some italian's funt lawn...bunch o' crab-grass underneath de offspring fo quick 'n easy sanitatium...shit! y'all provvly be savin' up fo yo first lava lamp putty soon!
Harry-as-a-boy:
We're incredibly happy! even though i'm gay for business purposes, my relationship with artificial rhonda has blossomed into something really beautiful, although i must confess to being baffled by how she got knocked up.
Thing-fish:
Well, if de trufe be told, it were de father o' de boy at de gas statium...when y'sent de ol' lady in fo' de inner-tube patchin', 'round de foth o' july.
Harry-as-a-boy:
Quentin? how could he be so unfaithful? i'm sure god has ways of punishing naughty little guys like that!
Thing-fish:
Mights well stop complainin', boy! de damage been done! leastways y'all can pretend to be some kinda daddy! yo' rubber bitch ain't gwine change no diapers! y'said y'all was incredibly happy! enjoy it while y'got it, boy! de shit gwine hit de fan in a minute!
Harry-as-a-boy:
What? something bad is going to happen?
Thing-fish:
You figgit out...judgin' fum de intellectional expressium on yo' beloved's ignint face, de bitch gwine be contemplatin' a career of her own! see dat?
Look like she got her one good eye on a briefcase 'n a tweed spo't coat down de mall somewheres!
Durin' de intromissium, few de sisters seen her 'tendin' a consciousness raisin' meetin' over at de hiltum! thass right! bitch passed up de mash potatoes 'n took off wit' de high school cafeteria butch.
Francesco opens the door, and stands on the porch, still watching through the binoculars.
Thing-fish: (contd.)
Makin' matters woise, de italian dat be ownin' yo' nativity bungalow been wondrin' 'bouts de hanky an' de panky 'tween you 'n dem two concrete flamingos ovuh by de steps! you been messin' wit de state bird o' new jersey, muthafucker! dat kin git you five to life in dis vicinity! if you wants a little frennly advice, boy, i'd be growin' my ass up a little quicker, 'n whizz on outa heahh!
Leave de ugly baby in de crab-grass, snatch up yo' wretched excuse fo a woman, 'n climb on up de heap! get yo'seff a job drivin' a truck fulla string-beans to utah! make sumfin' out y'seff, so's y'can afode a ticket to de mammy nun show! den we can piss all ovuh de adulterated wimp you gwine become, an' get de shit rollin' agin'!