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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
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Frank Zappa - Smell My Beard
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Tears Began To Fall
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Frank Zappa - Tell Me You Love Me
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Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Would You Go All The Way?
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Our Bizarre Relationship
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Pick Me, I'm Clean
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Frank Zappa - Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Sweet Leilani
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Frank Zappa - Take Me Out To The Ball Game
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Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia
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Frank Zappa - Welcome To The United States
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Frank Zappa - Wowie Zowie
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Prologue
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Frank Zappa - Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Semi-Fraudulent...
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Spider Of Destiny
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - The 'Torchum' Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - The Air
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Dead Girls Of London
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Frank Zappa - The Downtown Talent Scout
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Truck Driver Divorce
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Frank Zappa - Village Of The Sun
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - Why Don't You Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Master Ringo
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Frank Zappa - More Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Ms. Pinky
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Mystery Roach
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Frank Zappa - No No No
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Frank Zappa - Oh-Umm
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Frank Zappa - On The Bus
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Redneck Eats
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Frank Zappa - Ride My Face To Chicago
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Frank Zappa - Room Service
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Frank Zappa - Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Sleeping In A Jar
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Frank Zappa - Society Pages
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County
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Frank Zappa - St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stick Together
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Frank Zappa - Stinkfoot
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Wind
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Frank Zappa - Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Black Page
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Frank Zappa - The Crab-Grass Baby
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Frank Zappa - The Finale
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Frank Zappa - The Florida Airport Tape
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Frank Zappa - The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
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Frank Zappa - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
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Frank Zappa - The Uncle Meat Variations
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Frank Zappa - The White Boy Troubles
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Frank Zappa - This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
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Frank Zappa - Tiny Sick Tears
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Tuna Fish Bolero
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Frank Zappa - Tuna Fish Promenade
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Bernie's Farm
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Frank Zappa - Underground Freak-Out Music
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Frank Zappa - We're Turning Again
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Wistful With A Fist-Full
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Frank Zappa - Won Ton On
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Frank Zappa - Yo Cats
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Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
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Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
Frank Zappa
Steve Vai (guitar)
Ray White (guitar, vocals)
Tommy Mars (keyboards)
Chuck Wild (piano)
Arthur Barrow (bass)
Scott Thunes (bass)
Jay Anderson (string bass)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Chad Wackerman (drums)
Ike Willis (vocals)
Terry Bozzio (vocals)
Dale Bozzio (vocals)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (vocals)
Bob Harris (vocals)
Johnny "Guitar" Watson (vocals)
SISTER OWL-GONKWIN-JANE COW-HOON:
And here we are, At the Mudd Club, y'all! I hope you enjoy yourself, 'Cause the show's about to begin!
ENSEMBLE:
Hey, they're really dancin', (They're on AUTO-DESTRUCT) On the floor On the pipe Bouncin' off-a the wall
Hey, the people here are really Tearin' it up On the side In the back By the front of the stage
They ain't really crazy (You can take it from me) I should know, 'Cause I go Every time I'm in town
If you never tried it, Lemme straighten you out: It's the best kinda place To un-fasten yerself!
ENSEMBLE: (contd.)
MUDD CLUB!
THING-FISH:
All the way downtown!
ENSEMBLE:
MUDD CLUB!
THING-FISH:
They ain't messin' around!
ENSEMBLE:
MUDD CLUB!
THING-FISH:
Just turn to the left 'n look around, Because it's there SOMEWHERE! If you ain't found it, Better hurry up! The folks down there's on AUTO-DESTRUCT, And so can YOU be, TOO! (De fact o' de matter, it's MADE FOR YOU!)
Try it on a Saturday 'Bout four o'clock in the mornin', Or even a Monday, At midnight, When there's just a few Of them severely ignint white folks Doin' the Peppermint Twist (for real)
In a black sack dress, (With nine-inch heels), And then a guy With a BLUE MOHAWK come in, In Serious Leather...
(And all the rest Of whom For which To when-so-never Of partially indeterminate Biochemical degradation SEEK 'THE PATH' To the sudsy yellow nozzle Of their Foaming nocturnal Parametric-digital Whole-wheat/inter-faith Geo-thermal Terpsichorean Ejectamenta)
In Serious Leather! In Serious Chains!
'N Den dey works de wall! Dey works de floor! Dey works de pipe! 'N dey works de wall SOME MORE!
In Serious Leather! Serious Chains! Serious Clothing!
From when they come downtown From the ruins of Studio '54 To Twist 'n Frugg, In an arrogant gesture to THE BEST Of what de 20th Century have to offer, Including a generous supply Of 'IGNINT McNUGGET'!
QUENTIN ROBERT DE NAMELAND Down there right now, With a whole face-full of 'IGNINT McNUGGET', Looking for a virgin with nice breath!
SISTER JASMINA NOXEMA-TAPIOCA & SISTER POTATO-HEAD BOBBY BROWN: (two-part harmony)
Why, maybe it's YOU!
THING-FISH:
And YOU don't even know it!
ENSEMBLE:
Hey, they're really dancin',
THING-FISH:
Dey REALLY dancin'...
ENSEMBLE:
They're on AUTO-DESTRUCT! On the floor On the pipe Bouncin' off-a the wall!
THING-FISH:
Right offa dat wall, too!
ENSEMBLE:
Hey, the people here are really Tearin' it up
THING-FISH:
Dey tearin' it off!
ENSEMBLE:
On the side In the back By the front of the stage
THING-FISH:
Took de boy's Mohawk off!
ENSEMBLE:
They ain't really crazy (You can take it from me)
THING-FISH:
Uh-OH! I smells trubba!
ENSEMBLE:
I should know, 'Cause I go Every time I'm in town
THING-FISH:
CHRISTIANS comin' up!
ENSEMBLE:
If you never tried it, Lemme straighten you out:
THING-FISH:
Lemme straighten you out, now...
ENSEMBLE:
It's the best kinda place To un-fasten yerself, while you
THING-FISH:
Get off dat wall now, boy!
ENSEMBLE:
WORK THE WALL!
THING-FISH:
Dey workin' de wall!
ENSEMBLE:
WORK THE FLOOR!
THING-FISH:
Dey not only woikin' it, dey turnin' de damn thing!
ENSEMBLE:
WORK THE PIPE!
THING-FISH:
De pipe?
ENSEMBLE:
(IN SERIOUS PAIN)