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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - On The Bus
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
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Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - More Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - Nig Biz
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Frank Zappa - Oh No
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylyte
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Frank Zappa - Rhymin' Man
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Society Pages
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
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Frank Zappa - Status Back Baby
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Frank Zappa - Stick Together
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Frank Zappa - Suicide Chump
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Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Prostitute
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Frank Zappa - The Black Page
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Frank Zappa - The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
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Frank Zappa - The Little House I Used To Live
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
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Frank Zappa - The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
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Frank Zappa - The Uncle Meat Variations
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Frank Zappa - This is Phaze III
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Frank Zappa - Tinsel-Town Rebellion
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Truck Driver Divorce
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Wplj
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
Briefcase Boogie
Frank Zappa
Anything you say, master! take me, i'm yours!
Rhonda: (broadway-style fake singing)
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
To chicago every day, oh...
Thing-fish:
Oooh, lawd! lookit you, boy! chain thoo de nipples 'n evvy goddam thing! you a sick white muthafucker, ain'tcha?
Rhonda:
Bells on bob-tail ring,
Making spirits bright!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
To chicago every night, oh...
Harry:
For chrissake, rhonda! have you no shame?
Thing-fish:
Y'all make up y'mind yet, 'bouts de mammy o' yo' dreams?
Harry:
You bet! i've waited all my life for this moment! my heart is fluttering! if only i could submit myself on approval, for a limited time only...to ...to that nasty little rubber mammy on your knee...
Thing-fish:
Sister ob'dewlla 'x'? de mys'try sister? y'all wants t'party hearty with de min'yature rubber mammy wit de string out de back? yow! dintcha get 'nuff 'buse fum de other bitch when y'was livin' in de card-bo'd hut?
Rhonda:
Harry...harry...hey! harry! fucking wor-r-r-mmmmmmmmmm! i want a divorce, harry!
Harry:
Not now, dearest, please! this is serious! little mammy, what'll it be? hips or lips?
Harry snatches sister ob'dewlla 'x' away from thing-fish, bashing himself with it in an irrational manner.
Rhonda un-zips the santa claus costume, revealing the rubber body suit, hoping for some sign of interest from her deranged husband. there isn't any...he's beating the fuck out of himself and loving every minute of it.
She squeezes her rubber tits, as if to squirt them at him. still no interest.
Rhonda:
You're a wor-r-r-r-mmmmmmm! a fucking wor-r-r-r-m-m-m-m-mmmmmmmmmmm! these are my tits, harry! i have tits! look! look at me! look at my wonderful tits, you fucking wor-r-r-r-r-mmmmmmmm! i'm going to pretend i'm squirting them on you! whoo! wheeeee! almost gotcha!
Harry:
Not now, rhonda! ow! oof! oh, i love this! hurt me! hurt me! oh, pull my chain, you tiny potato-headed whatchamacallit!
Rhonda:
They're almost squirting, harry! look! look! whoooooo! whooooo! whoooo! you fucking worm!
Thing-fish:
Ob'dewlla! is y'awright? don't be pullin' de boy's chain too hard dere! he gots 'nuthuh show t'do t'morrow! don't put dat in yo' mouf, girl! i knows y'cain hep y'seff wit dat crazy muthafucker 'busin' you like dat, but jes' hang on a lil' longuh...he be droppin' de wad putty soon now!
Rhonda: (pinching her nipples, jiggling her tits)
Jingle bells, jingle bells...
Harry:
Oh! this is divine!
Rhonda:
This is my pussy, harry! look! see it? you know what i'm gonna do with it, you worm? i'm gonna make it fuck something! that's right! you won't get any of it...because you're disgusting! an' i don't need you, mr. first-nighter! my wonderful, wonderful pussy doesn't need you! i have my briefcase, harry! i'm going to fuck my briefcase! i'm going to...look! look at this! i got it right over here! there! see it? my big, brown, briefcase! my briefcase! it's big, harry! it's full of business papers...from my career!
A tan and brown briefcase, seven feet tall, is lowered in. francesco watches it land near his window. he exits the bungalow with a can of crisco and a violin case. n pantomime, he cautiously interrupts rhonda's monologue, suggesting that she examine the contents of the case. it contains a strap-on dildo of such ridiculous proportions that a chain leading from just behind the head of it must be hooked to a leather dog collar around rhonda's neck, in order to hold it up. francesco recommends the crisco as a lubricant, daubs on a bit with a miniature doll's foot, finally indicating that she conceal her pubic hair with a cardboard box, in the manner preferred by famous singing christians.
Rhonda reaches inside the briefcase and locates her 'special atomic glasses' (with tiny doll arms reaching out through tiny cardboard boxes), and puts them on.
She reaches in again and finds an artificial hamburger with a red ribbon on it. she mounts it on top of her head, tying the ribbon in a neat bow below her chin. ready at last, she humps the briefcase vigorously.
Rhonda: (contd.)
I'm gonna put my glasses on, harry! i'm gonna put my hair up in a bun! then, i'm going fuck fuck fuck! ha-ha-ha-hahhhhh! look! see me? see how i got my hair up? whooo! i'm really doing it! unngh! unngh!
Harry:
Rhonda...have you no shame! keep the briefcase closed, for chrissake! all your documents are falling out!
Rhonda: (as over-sized file folders emerge)
Unngh! i'm good! oh god i'm good! harder! faster! unngh! unngh! this is terrific! boy, i need it so bad...
Harry:
Those are the warner brothers files, aren't they dear? don't you think there'll be some questions about the condition of the blue paper?
Thing-fish:
Girl! bes' be careful wit de latch!
Rhonda: (with the handle in her mouth, semi-intelligible)
I'm sucking the handle now, harry! look! mmmmmm! it tastes good! mmmmmm! mmmmmm! the handle! the handle!
Harry:
Hurt me, ob'dewlla! make me whimper and beg for your tiny rubber love!
After nibbling on it as if it were a giant piece of corn-on-the-cob, thing-fish hands rhonda an oversized pink fountain pen with her name on the clip.
Rhonda:
I've got a fountain pen, harry! i've got a fountain pen with my initials on it! i'm putting it in my mouth, harry! i'm gonna get it wet! i'm gonna stuff it up my asshole and ride the briefcase again, you disgusting perverted bastard worm! i'm gonna do it! look, harry! whooo! unngh! unngh! god-damit, harry! watch me! this is for your own good!
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