- 1
Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
- 2
Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
- 3
Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
- 4
Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
- 5
Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
- 6
Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
- 7
Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
- 8
Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
- 9
Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
- 10
Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
- 11
Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
- 12
Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
- 13
Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
- 14
Frank Zappa - Flakes
- 15
Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
- 16
Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
- 17
Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
- 18
Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
- 19
Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
- 20
Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
- 21
Frank Zappa - Andy
- 22
Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
- 23
Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
- 24
Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
- 25
Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
- 26
Frank Zappa - Montana
- 27
Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
- 28
Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
- 29
Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
- 30
Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
- 31
Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
- 32
Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
- 33
Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
- 34
Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
- 35
Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
- 36
Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
- 37
Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
- 38
Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
- 39
Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
- 40
Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
- 41
Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
- 42
Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
- 43
Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
- 44
Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
- 45
Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
- 46
Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
- 47
Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
- 48
Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
- 49
Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
- 50
Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
- 51
Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
- 52
Frank Zappa - Sex
- 53
Frank Zappa - Sleeping In A Jar
- 54
Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
- 55
Frank Zappa - Wplj
- 56
Frank Zappa - Yo Cats
- 57
Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
- 58
Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
- 59
Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
- 60
Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
- 61
Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
- 62
Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
- 63
Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
- 64
Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
- 65
Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
- 66
Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
- 67
Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
- 68
Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
- 69
Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
- 70
Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
- 71
Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
- 72
Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
- 73
Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
- 74
Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
- 75
Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
- 76
Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
- 77
Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
- 78
Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
- 79
Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
- 80
Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
- 81
Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
- 82
Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
- 83
Frank Zappa - Nig Biz
- 84
Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
- 85
Frank Zappa - Plastic People
- 86
Frank Zappa - Society Pages
- 87
Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
- 88
Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
- 89
Frank Zappa - Suicide Chump
- 90
Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
- 91
Frank Zappa - Tell Me You Love Me
- 92
Frank Zappa - The Beatles Medley
- 93
Frank Zappa - The Black Page
- 94
Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen
- 95
Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
- 96
Frank Zappa - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
- 97
Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
- 98
Frank Zappa - Valarie
- 99
Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
- 100
Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
- 101
Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
- 102
Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
- 103
Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
- 104
Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
- 105
Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
- 106
Frank Zappa - America Drinks
- 107
Frank Zappa - Approximate
- 108
Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
- 109
Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
- 110
Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
- 111
Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
- 112
Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
- 113
Frank Zappa - Centerville
- 114
Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
- 115
Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
- 116
Frank Zappa - Conehead
- 117
Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
- 118
Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
- 119
Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
- 120
Frank Zappa - Doreen
- 121
Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
- 122
Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
- 123
Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
- 124
Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
- 125
Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
- 126
Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
- 127
Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
- 128
Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
- 129
Frank Zappa - God Bless America
- 130
Frank Zappa - Happy Together
- 131
Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
- 132
Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
- 133
Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
- 134
Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
- 135
Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
- 136
Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
- 137
Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
- 138
Frank Zappa - Love Story
- 139
Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
- 140
Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
- 141
Frank Zappa - Magdalena
- 142
Frank Zappa - Meow
- 143
Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
- 144
Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
- 145
Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
- 146
Frank Zappa - No Not Now
- 147
Frank Zappa - Once Upon A Time
- 148
Frank Zappa - Our Bizarre Relationship
- 149
Frank Zappa - Outside Now
- 150
Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
- 151
Frank Zappa - Planet Of My Dreams
- 152
Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
- 153
Frank Zappa - Prologue
- 154
Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago
- 155
Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
- 156
Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
- 157
Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
- 158
Frank Zappa - Sharleena
- 159
Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
- 160
Frank Zappa - Stinkfoot
- 161
Frank Zappa - Teenage Wind
- 162
Frank Zappa - Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
- 163
Frank Zappa - The 'Torchum' Never Stops
- 164
Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
- 165
Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
- 166
Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
- 167
Frank Zappa - The Little March
- 168
Frank Zappa - The Mammy Nuns
- 169
Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
- 170
Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fish)
- 171
Frank Zappa - The Radio Is Broken
- 172
Frank Zappa - The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
- 173
Frank Zappa - The Uncle Meat Variations
- 174
Frank Zappa - Tink Walks Amok
- 175
Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
- 176
Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
- 177
Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
- 178
Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
- 179
Frank Zappa - We're Turning Again
- 180
Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
- 181
Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
- 182
Frank Zappa - Why Don't You Like Me?
- 183
Frank Zappa - Wild Love
- 184
Frank Zappa - Wowie Zowie
- 185
Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
- 186
Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
- 187
Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
- 188
Frank Zappa - 5050
- 189
Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
- 190
Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
- 191
Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
- 192
Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
- 193
Frank Zappa - Agency Man
- 194
Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
- 195
Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
- 196
Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
- 197
Frank Zappa - Anything
- 198
Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
- 199
Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
- 200
Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
- 201
Frank Zappa - Babbette
- 202
Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
- 203
Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
- 204
Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
- 205
Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
- 206
Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
- 207
Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
- 208
Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
- 209
Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
- 210
Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
- 211
Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
- 212
Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
- 213
Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
- 214
Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
- 215
Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
- 216
Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
- 217
Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
- 218
Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
- 219
Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
- 220
Frank Zappa - Charva
- 221
Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
- 222
Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
- 223
Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
- 224
Frank Zappa - Church Chat
- 225
Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
- 226
Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
- 227
Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
- 228
Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
- 229
Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
- 230
Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
- 231
Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
- 232
Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
- 233
Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
- 234
Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
- 235
Frank Zappa - Deseri
- 236
Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
- 237
Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
- 238
Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
- 239
Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
- 240
Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
- 241
Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
- 242
Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
- 243
Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
- 244
Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
- 245
Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
- 246
Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
- 247
Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
- 248
Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
- 249
Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
- 250
Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
- 251
Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
- 252
Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
- 253
Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
- 254
Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
- 255
Frank Zappa - Epilogue
- 256
Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
- 257
Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
- 258
Frank Zappa - Flambay
- 259
Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
- 260
Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
- 261
Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
- 262
Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
- 263
Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
- 264
Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
- 265
Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
- 266
Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
- 267
Frank Zappa - German Lunch
- 268
Frank Zappa - Get A Little
- 269
Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
- 270
Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
- 271
Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
- 272
Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
- 273
Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
- 274
Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
- 275
Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
- 276
Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
- 277
Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
- 278
Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
- 279
Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
- 280
Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
- 281
Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
- 282
Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
- 283
Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
- 284
Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
- 285
Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
- 286
Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
- 287
Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
- 288
Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
- 289
Frank Zappa - In France
- 290
Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
- 291
Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
- 292
Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
- 293
Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
- 294
Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
- 295
Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
- 296
Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
- 297
Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
- 298
Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
- 299
Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
- 300
Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
Dummy Up
Frank Zappa
Get up in the mornin'
You know, I dig this mornin'
The sun is shinin' bright
I'm gonna get outside
Gonna wash my face
Grab my hat
Put it on my head
I take a walk downtown
Yeah... Because I feel so-oh good
I think I'm gonna take a walk downtown
Hey! Sunrise!
Wo!
Somethin' I never seen before
Been walkin' down the street every day
Nobody like you ever passed my way
Maybe it must be too much sun
Couldn't be my hat, must be too much...
Wait a minute! Is that you?
What's that?...What, what's that?...
What, what's that?...What?...
Dummy Up
What is that?...
I know what that is, I know what that is...
I bet you that's a restaurant menu...
Let me see!...Let me see!
Not only do you get the Desenex burger
What?
Not only...the Desenex burger
Well you are in for a real treat, Jim
Wait a minute...I think I like that dance better than...
What are you talkin' about, creep?
What I'm talkin' about is you've been in this killer fog down here too long
What?
You need somethin' to get up and go to school with
Wait a minute, you're not talkin' to an old fool now,
You know I wasn't born yesterday!
Heh heh heh!
Wait a minute...
I like that little dance you were doin' there...
(Jeff Simmons tries to corrupt Napoleon Murphy Brock by showing him a lewd dance and suggesting that he'd smoke a high-school diploma...)
Hey! Wait a minute!
Hey this, this stuff...
I never seen one of these before...that's not a menu...
This stuff is expensive
What is that?
You shoot it, you'll conserve all winter.
I do what?
It lasts longer
(Not only do you get the Desenex burger)
Now come on, try it.
No, no.
It's really good.
No. Smoke THAT?!
Have I ever lied to you?
Have I ever seen you before?
I don't, I don't even know you!
Look...
I don't even know what that is!
And you're drivin' me to smoke it?!...
Just before, we smoked the tapes that you made.
Smoked the tapes?
Smoked the tapes of your group.
I think I'm with the damned.
You can really get off.
Let's try a joint of this.
A what?
A joint.
You mean this kinda joint?
No man!
Where you been in livin'?...Reseda?
No, San Jose.
(The evil dope pusher is cutting up a white gym sock, Formerly owned by Carl Zappa and still damp. The shredded sock will be placed inside of a high-school diploma And ignited with a sulphur-preparation... His first taste of big city life!...)
That's okay, wait...
Hey! The roach of this is really gonna be good, so I'll...
Have mercy!
What do you do with that thing?
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THAT THING? YEAH!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
What do you do with that thing?
I wanna know!
Wait a minute!
(Now the next step of this operation: The evil corrupter of youth is going to take him from Step One, Which is a mere high-school diploma stuffed with a gym sock, To Step Two, Which is a college-degree stuffed with absolutely nothing at all. Smoke that and it'll really get you out there!...)
I still don't feel as good as I felt this mornin'...yeah yeah...
(You'll grow out of it...)
DUMMY UP!
I heard it again, somebody said...
You see this?
Wait a minute!...
College!
College!
That's college-rhythm.
You mean if I smoke that, it's the same as this,
As if I was at college?
Roll it on up!
Roll it on up!
Roll it on up!
Give me that!...
No no, the college degree is stuffed with absolutely nothing at all.
You get, you get nothing with your college-degree...
But that's what I want!
I forgot, I'm sorry...
Well, if you get nothin', well that's what I want.
(A true Zen saying: Nothing is what I want. The results of a higher education...)