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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Wplj
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Sleeping In A Jar
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - The Beatles Medley
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
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Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Yo Cats
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Meow
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Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Once Upon A Time
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Frank Zappa - Our Bizarre Relationship
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of My Dreams
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Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
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Frank Zappa - Prologue
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Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
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Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Stinkfoot
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Frank Zappa - Suicide Chump
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Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Wind
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Frank Zappa - Teenage Wind
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Frank Zappa - Tell Me You Love Me
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Frank Zappa - Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
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Frank Zappa - The 'Torchum' Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Black Page
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Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen
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Frank Zappa - The Little March
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Frank Zappa - The Mammy Nuns
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Frank Zappa - The Massive Improve'lence
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fish)
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Frank Zappa - The Radio Is Broken
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Frank Zappa - The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - The Uncle Meat Variations
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Frank Zappa - Tinsel-Town Rebellion
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - We're Turning Again
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - Why Don't You Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
Eddie, Are You Kidding?
Frank Zappa
I've seen you on my tv
Eddie, are you kidding?
The people always ask me
I saw your double knits
I thought they were the pits
You threw it in a bag
And then you sent me home - -
What!?
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no.
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no.
Eddie, are you teasing
About your rancid garments?
Eddie, are you teasing
About your sixty tailors?
I'm coming over shortly
Because i am a portly
You promised you could fit me
In fifty dollar suit - -
Oh
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no.
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no.
Eddie, my friends ask me,
Eddie, eddie, are you kidding?
I wanna tell you something,
My friends:
I am not kidding.
Here at zachary all
We have sixty tailors
In the back room.
We have the west's largest
Selections of portly's, regulars
Longs, extra longs, and cadets.
And my friends say to me: eddie,
Eddie, what do you think of the new double knits?
(eddie, what do you think of the new double knits?)
And i tell them: i'll tell you
Something frankly, my friends - -
When the new double knits first
Came out, i was not impressed.
But as you can see
These pants i'm wearing
Are double knit. they stretch
In all the right places.
They're most comfortable.
Our model twiggy here will demostrate.
I have this lovely little
Seersucker ... wait a minute
Where can i go gardena?
And where can i go in l.a.
And where can i go in rosemont
I need some threads today
I need the knits
The double knits
I need the knits
They are the pits
I need the knits
The double knits
I'm coming over shortly
Because i am a portly
You promised you could fit me
In fifty dollar suit - -
Whew!
Eddie, are you kidding? no, no.
Eddie, are you kidding? no, no.
Eddie, are you kidding? no, no.
Eddie, are you kidding me?
Eddie, are you kidding me?
Eddie, are you kidding me?
No, my friends, i'm not kidding,
Right here on the miracle mile
We have the west's largest
Selections of portly, regular
Cadet, tall and long.
And not only that - -
My brother jake and little emil
And sixty tailors ...