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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
- 2
Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
- 3
Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
- 4
Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
- 5
Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
- 36
Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
- 38
Frank Zappa - Mary Lou
- 39
Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
- 40
Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
- 41
Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Ya Hozna
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
- 45
Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
- 47
Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
- 48
Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
- 49
Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
- 50
Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
- 54
Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
- 55
Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
- 57
Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Suicide Chump
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Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
- 71
Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
- 73
Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
- 74
Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
- 75
Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
- 76
Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
- 77
Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
- 78
Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
- 79
Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
- 82
Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
- 85
Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
- 87
Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
- 89
Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
- 92
Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
- 93
Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
- 97
Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
- 98
Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
- 100
Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
- 101
Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
- 102
Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Mother People
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Frank Zappa - Ms. Pinky
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
- 109
Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
- 110
Frank Zappa - Planet Of My Dreams
- 111
Frank Zappa - Progress?
- 112
Frank Zappa - Prologue
- 113
Frank Zappa - Sex
- 114
Frank Zappa - Sharleena
- 115
Frank Zappa - Society Pages
- 116
Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County
- 117
Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
- 118
Frank Zappa - Teenage Wind
- 119
Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
- 120
Frank Zappa - The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival
- 121
Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
- 122
Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
- 123
Frank Zappa - Valarie
- 124
Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
- 125
Frank Zappa - When The Lie's So Big
- 126
Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
- 127
Frank Zappa - Why Don't You Like Me?
- 128
Frank Zappa - Wild Love
- 129
Frank Zappa - Wowie Zowie
- 130
Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
- 131
Frank Zappa - You Call That Music?
- 132
Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
- 133
Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
- 134
Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
- 135
Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
- 136
Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
- 137
Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
- 138
Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
- 139
Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
- 140
Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
- 141
Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
- 142
Frank Zappa - Agency Man
- 143
Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
- 144
Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
- 145
Frank Zappa - America Drinks
- 146
Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
- 147
Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
- 148
Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
- 149
Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
- 150
Frank Zappa - Anything
- 151
Frank Zappa - Approximate
- 152
Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
- 153
Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
- 154
Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
- 155
Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
- 156
Frank Zappa - Babbette
- 157
Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
- 158
Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
- 159
Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
- 160
Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
- 161
Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
- 162
Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
- 163
Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
- 164
Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
- 165
Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
- 166
Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
- 167
Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
- 168
Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
- 169
Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
- 170
Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
- 171
Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
- 172
Frank Zappa - Charva
- 173
Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
- 174
Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
- 175
Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
- 176
Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
- 178
Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
- 179
Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
- 182
Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
- 183
Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
- 184
Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
- 185
Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
- 186
Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
- 187
Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
- 188
Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
- 189
Frank Zappa - Deseri
- 190
Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
- 191
Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
- 192
Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
- 193
Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
- 194
Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
- 195
Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
- 197
Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
- 198
Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
- 200
Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
- 201
Frank Zappa - Doreen
- 202
Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
- 204
Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
- 205
Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
- 206
Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
- 208
Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
- 209
Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
- 210
Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
- 211
Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
- 212
Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
- 213
Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
- 214
Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
- 215
Frank Zappa - Epilogue
- 216
Frank Zappa - Flambay
- 217
Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
- 218
Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
- 219
Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
- 220
Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
- 221
Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
- 222
Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
- 223
Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
- 224
Frank Zappa - German Lunch
- 225
Frank Zappa - God Bless America
- 226
Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
- 227
Frank Zappa - Happy Together
- 228
Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
- 229
Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
- 230
Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
- 231
Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
- 232
Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
- 233
Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
- 234
Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
- 235
Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
- 236
Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
- 237
Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
- 238
Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
- 239
Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
- 240
Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
- 241
Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
- 242
Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
- 243
Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
- 245
Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
- 246
Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
- 247
Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
- 249
Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
- 250
Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
- 251
Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
- 252
Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
- 254
Frank Zappa - In France
- 255
Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
- 256
Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
- 257
Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
- 258
Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
- 259
Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
- 260
Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
- 261
Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
- 262
Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
- 263
Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
- 264
Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
- 265
Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
- 266
Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
- 267
Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
- 268
Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
- 269
Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
- 270
Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
- 271
Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
- 272
Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
- 273
Frank Zappa - King Kong
- 274
Frank Zappa - Later That Night
- 275
Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
- 276
Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
- 277
Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
- 278
Frank Zappa - Library Card
- 279
Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
- 280
Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
- 281
Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
- 282
Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
- 283
Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
- 284
Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
- 285
Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
- 286
Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
- 287
Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
- 288
Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
- 289
Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
- 290
Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
- 291
Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
- 292
Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
- 293
Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
- 294
Frank Zappa - Magdalena
- 295
Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head
- 296
Frank Zappa - Massagio Galore
- 297
Frank Zappa - Master Ringo
- 298
Frank Zappa - Meow
- 299
Frank Zappa - Moggio
- 300
Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
Fuck Yourself
Frank Zappa
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
Fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose
If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
Everyone will know you've been to this show
If you can't take, eat my stool
Masturbate with some crazy glue
I don't care what you do
Fock yourself with a garden tool
Fuck yourself with politics
Ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit
I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
It's amazing that we've been getting fucked that
long
Fuck yourself with the world wide web
Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
You may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or Billy
Then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly
Fuck yourself with your heart and soul
Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you
If you can't even fuck yourself,
How ya gonna fuck somebody else?
Fuck yourself with my microphone
I'll give it to you later when we're all alone
We can turn it up loud
And see if you come, but
Don't get your jizz on my microphone
Fuck yourself with organized religion
Now that is some seriously sinnin' business
If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes
He'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time
And can someone explain to me this racist crap
I know it isn't white, but it isn't black
And to all you people who only see things your way
Well, you can suck my dick and take all day
Fuck your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
but when you burnt your brain and you say
I don't know!
I hate to tell you but I told you so
Fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
I mean, stuff those albums in your groin
They come down on me because I know how to play -
Hey... fuck you!
Fuck yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
Now those people think they're holier than Moses
But aren't they just a bunch of fuckin' posers
Fuck yourself with your mother's jewelry
I won't tell, I ain't a stooly
If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
Fuck yourself with the latest fashion
With your spikes and your hair and those cute
little buttons
And if you happen to have some leather and lace
Fuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face
Fuck yourself with your income tax
They're fucking you and that's a fact
Before you know it your money's all spent
And you've just been fucked by the government
Fuck yourself with your lawyer friend
You're the only one that's getting fucked in the end
I have been so fucked by legal bills
that my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
Fuck yourself with your full-length sweater
With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter
With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
Just fuck yourself 'til you can't even think
Those of you who enjoy this song
thank you thank you, I love you
Let's get it on
But for those of you who are totally outraged
Fuck yourself with your face
SOLO DO STEVE VAI