- 1
Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
- 2
Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
- 3
Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
- 4
Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
- 5
Frank Zappa - Montana
- 6
Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
- 7
Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
- 9
Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
- 10
Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
- 11
Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
- 12
Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
- 18
Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
- 20
Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
- 22
Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
- 23
Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
- 24
Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
- 25
Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
- 26
Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
- 29
Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
- 30
Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
- 34
Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
- 36
Frank Zappa - Andy
- 37
Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
- 38
Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
- 40
Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
- 41
Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
- 42
Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
- 44
Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
- 45
Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
- 46
Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
- 47
Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
- 48
Frank Zappa - Flakes
- 49
Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
- 50
Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
- 51
Frank Zappa - Outside Now
- 52
Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
- 53
Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
- 54
Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
- 55
Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
- 56
Frank Zappa - The Beatles Medley
- 57
Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
- 58
Frank Zappa - The Little House I Used To Live
- 59
Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
- 60
Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
- 61
Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
- 69
Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
- 70
Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
- 72
Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
- 73
Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
- 76
Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
- 79
Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
- 80
Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
- 81
Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
- 82
Frank Zappa - German Lunch
- 83
Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
- 86
Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
- 88
Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
- 89
Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
- 90
Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
- 91
Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
- 92
Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
- 93
Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
- 94
Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
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Frank Zappa - Murder By Numbers
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Frank Zappa - Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
- 98
Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
- 99
Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
- 100
Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago
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Frank Zappa - Rubber Shirt
- 102
Frank Zappa - Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
- 106
Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
- 107
Frank Zappa - Stinkfoot
- 108
Frank Zappa - Suicide Chump
- 109
Frank Zappa - The Black Page
- 110
Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
- 111
Frank Zappa - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
- 112
Frank Zappa - The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
- 113
Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
- 114
Frank Zappa - The Voice Of Cheese
- 115
Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
- 116
Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
- 117
Frank Zappa - Welcome To The United States
- 118
Frank Zappa - Wplj
- 119
Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
- 120
Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
- 121
Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
- 122
Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
- 123
Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
- 124
Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
- 125
Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
- 126
Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
- 127
Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
- 128
Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
- 129
Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
- 130
Frank Zappa - Agency Man
- 131
Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
- 132
Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
- 133
Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
- 136
Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
- 137
Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
- 138
Frank Zappa - Anything
- 139
Frank Zappa - Approximate
- 140
Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
- 141
Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
- 142
Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
- 143
Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
- 144
Frank Zappa - Babbette
- 145
Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
- 146
Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
- 147
Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
- 148
Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
- 149
Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
- 150
Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
- 151
Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
- 152
Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
- 153
Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
- 154
Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
- 155
Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
- 156
Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
- 157
Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
- 158
Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
- 159
Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
- 160
Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
- 161
Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
- 162
Frank Zappa - Centerville
- 163
Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
- 164
Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
- 165
Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
- 166
Frank Zappa - Charva
- 167
Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
- 168
Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
- 169
Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
- 170
Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
- 171
Frank Zappa - Church Chat
- 172
Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
- 173
Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
- 174
Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
- 175
Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
- 176
Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
- 177
Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
- 178
Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
- 179
Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
- 180
Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
- 181
Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
- 182
Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
- 183
Frank Zappa - Deseri
- 184
Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
- 185
Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
- 186
Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
- 187
Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
- 188
Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
- 189
Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
- 190
Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
- 191
Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
- 192
Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
- 193
Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
- 194
Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
- 195
Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
- 196
Frank Zappa - Doreen
- 197
Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
- 198
Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
- 199
Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
- 200
Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
- 201
Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
- 202
Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
- 203
Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
- 204
Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
- 205
Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
- 206
Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
- 207
Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
- 208
Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
- 209
Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
- 210
Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
- 211
Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
- 212
Frank Zappa - Epilogue
- 213
Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
- 214
Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
- 215
Frank Zappa - Flambay
- 216
Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
- 217
Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
- 218
Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
- 219
Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
- 220
Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
- 221
Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
- 222
Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
- 223
Frank Zappa - Get A Little
- 224
Frank Zappa - God Bless America
- 225
Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
- 226
Frank Zappa - Happy Together
- 227
Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
- 228
Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
- 229
Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
- 230
Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
- 231
Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
- 232
Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
- 233
Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
- 234
Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
- 235
Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
- 236
Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
- 237
Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
- 238
Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
- 239
Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
- 240
Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
- 241
Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
- 242
Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
- 243
Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
- 244
Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
- 245
Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
- 246
Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
- 247
Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
- 248
Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
- 249
Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
- 250
Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
- 251
Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
- 252
Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
- 253
Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
- 254
Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
- 255
Frank Zappa - In France
- 256
Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
- 257
Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
- 258
Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
- 259
Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
- 260
Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
- 261
Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
- 262
Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
- 263
Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
- 264
Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
- 265
Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
- 266
Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
- 267
Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
- 268
Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
- 269
Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
- 270
Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
- 271
Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
- 272
Frank Zappa - King Kong
- 273
Frank Zappa - Later That Night
- 274
Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
- 275
Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
- 276
Frank Zappa - Library Card
- 277
Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
- 278
Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
- 279
Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
- 280
Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
- 281
Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
- 282
Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
- 283
Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
- 284
Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
- 285
Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
- 286
Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
- 287
Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
- 288
Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
- 289
Frank Zappa - Love Story
- 290
Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
- 291
Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
- 292
Frank Zappa - Magdalena
- 293
Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
- 294
Frank Zappa - Mary Lou
- 295
Frank Zappa - Massagio Galore
- 296
Frank Zappa - Master Ringo
- 297
Frank Zappa - Meow
- 298
Frank Zappa - Moggio
- 299
Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
- 300
Frank Zappa - Montana (Whipping Floss)
Fuck Yourself
Frank Zappa
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
Fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose
If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
Everyone will know you've been to this show
If you can't take, eat my stool
Masturbate with some crazy glue
I don't care what you do
Fock yourself with a garden tool
Fuck yourself with politics
Ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit
I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
It's amazing that we've been getting fucked that
long
Fuck yourself with the world wide web
Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
You may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or Billy
Then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly
Fuck yourself with your heart and soul
Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you
If you can't even fuck yourself,
How ya gonna fuck somebody else?
Fuck yourself with my microphone
I'll give it to you later when we're all alone
We can turn it up loud
And see if you come, but
Don't get your jizz on my microphone
Fuck yourself with organized religion
Now that is some seriously sinnin' business
If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes
He'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time
And can someone explain to me this racist crap
I know it isn't white, but it isn't black
And to all you people who only see things your way
Well, you can suck my dick and take all day
Fuck your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
but when you burnt your brain and you say
I don't know!
I hate to tell you but I told you so
Fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
I mean, stuff those albums in your groin
They come down on me because I know how to play -
Hey... fuck you!
Fuck yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
Now those people think they're holier than Moses
But aren't they just a bunch of fuckin' posers
Fuck yourself with your mother's jewelry
I won't tell, I ain't a stooly
If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
Fuck yourself with the latest fashion
With your spikes and your hair and those cute
little buttons
And if you happen to have some leather and lace
Fuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face
Fuck yourself with your income tax
They're fucking you and that's a fact
Before you know it your money's all spent
And you've just been fucked by the government
Fuck yourself with your lawyer friend
You're the only one that's getting fucked in the end
I have been so fucked by legal bills
that my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
Fuck yourself with your full-length sweater
With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter
With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
Just fuck yourself 'til you can't even think
Those of you who enjoy this song
thank you thank you, I love you
Let's get it on
But for those of you who are totally outraged
Fuck yourself with your face
SOLO DO STEVE VAI