- 1
Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
- 2
Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
- 3
Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
- 4
Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
- 5
Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
- 6
Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
- 7
Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
- 8
Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
- 9
Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
- 10
Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
- 11
Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
- 12
Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
- 13
Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
- 14
Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
- 15
Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
- 18
Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
- 20
Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
- 21
Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
- 22
Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
- 24
Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
- 25
Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
- 26
Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
- 27
Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
- 28
Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
- 30
Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
- 31
Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
- 32
Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
- 33
Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
- 34
Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
- 35
Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
- 36
Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
- 37
Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
- 38
Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
- 39
Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
- 40
Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
- 41
Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
- 42
Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
- 43
Frank Zappa - We're Turning Again
- 44
Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
- 45
Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
- 46
Frank Zappa - Agency Man
- 47
Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
- 48
Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
- 49
Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
- 50
Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
- 51
Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
- 52
Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
- 53
Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
- 54
Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
- 55
Frank Zappa - Flakes
- 56
Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
- 57
Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
- 58
Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
- 59
Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
- 60
Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
- 61
Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
- 62
Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
- 63
Frank Zappa - My Head?
- 64
Frank Zappa - Outside Now
- 65
Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
- 66
Frank Zappa - Plastic People
- 67
Frank Zappa - Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
- 68
Frank Zappa - Society Pages
- 69
Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
- 70
Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
- 71
Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking
- 72
Frank Zappa - Suicide Chump
- 73
Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
- 74
Frank Zappa - Tell Me You Love Me
- 75
Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
- 76
Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen
- 77
Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
- 78
Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
- 79
Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
- 80
Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
- 81
Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
- 82
Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
- 83
Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
- 84
Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
- 85
Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
- 86
Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
- 87
Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
- 88
Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
- 89
Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
- 90
Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
- 91
Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
- 93
Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
- 94
Frank Zappa - Approximate
- 95
Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
- 96
Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
- 97
Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
- 99
Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
- 100
Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
- 101
Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
- 102
Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
- 103
Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
- 104
Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
- 105
Frank Zappa - Centerville
- 106
Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
- 107
Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
- 108
Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
- 109
Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
- 110
Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
- 111
Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
- 112
Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
- 113
Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
- 114
Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
- 115
Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
- 116
Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
- 117
Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
- 118
Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
- 119
Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
- 120
Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
- 121
Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
- 122
Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
- 123
Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
- 124
Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
- 125
Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
- 126
Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
- 127
Frank Zappa - German Lunch
- 128
Frank Zappa - Happy Together
- 129
Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
- 130
Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
- 131
Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
- 132
Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
- 133
Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
- 134
Frank Zappa - In France
- 135
Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
- 136
Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
- 137
Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
- 138
Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
- 139
Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
- 140
Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
- 141
Frank Zappa - King Kong
- 142
Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
- 143
Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
- 144
Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
- 145
Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
- 146
Frank Zappa - Love Story
- 147
Frank Zappa - Magdalena
- 148
Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
- 149
Frank Zappa - Mother People
- 150
Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
- 151
Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
- 152
Frank Zappa - Oh No
- 153
Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
- 154
Frank Zappa - Pick Me, I'm Clean
- 155
Frank Zappa - Planet Of My Dreams
- 156
Frank Zappa - Progress?
- 157
Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
- 158
Frank Zappa - Redneck Eats
- 159
Frank Zappa - Rhymin' Man
- 160
Frank Zappa - Ring Of Fire
- 161
Frank Zappa - Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
- 162
Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Extreme
- 163
Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
- 164
Frank Zappa - Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
- 165
Frank Zappa - Sex
- 166
Frank Zappa - Sharleena
- 167
Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
- 168
Frank Zappa - Smell My Beard
- 169
Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County
- 170
Frank Zappa - Stinkfoot
- 171
Frank Zappa - Take Me Out To The Ball Game
- 172
Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
- 173
Frank Zappa - Tears Began To Fall
- 174
Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Prostitute
- 175
Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Wind
- 176
Frank Zappa - Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
- 177
Frank Zappa - The Blue Light
- 178
Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
- 179
Frank Zappa - The Little House I Used To Live
- 180
Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia
- 181
Frank Zappa - This is Phaze III
- 182
Frank Zappa - Tinsel-Town Rebellion
- 183
Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
- 184
Frank Zappa - Valarie
- 185
Frank Zappa - Village Of The Sun
- 186
Frank Zappa - Would You Go All The Way?
- 187
Frank Zappa - Would You Like A Snack?
- 188
Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me
- 189
Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
- 190
Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
- 191
Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
- 192
Frank Zappa - 5050
- 193
Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
- 194
Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
- 195
Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
- 196
Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
- 197
Frank Zappa - America Drinks
- 198
Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
- 199
Frank Zappa - Andy
- 200
Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
- 201
Frank Zappa - Anything
- 202
Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
- 203
Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
- 204
Frank Zappa - Babbette
- 205
Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
- 206
Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
- 207
Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
- 208
Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
- 209
Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
- 210
Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
- 211
Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
- 212
Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
- 213
Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
- 214
Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
- 215
Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
- 216
Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
- 217
Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
- 218
Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
- 219
Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
- 220
Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
- 221
Frank Zappa - Charva
- 222
Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
- 223
Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
- 224
Frank Zappa - Church Chat
- 225
Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
- 226
Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
- 227
Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
- 228
Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
- 229
Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
- 230
Frank Zappa - Conehead
- 231
Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
- 232
Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
- 233
Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
- 234
Frank Zappa - Deseri
- 235
Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
- 236
Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
- 237
Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
- 238
Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
- 239
Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
- 240
Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
- 241
Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
- 242
Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
- 243
Frank Zappa - Doreen
- 244
Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
- 245
Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
- 246
Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
- 247
Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
- 248
Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
- 249
Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
- 250
Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
- 251
Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
- 252
Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
- 253
Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
- 254
Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
- 255
Frank Zappa - Epilogue
- 256
Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
- 257
Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
- 258
Frank Zappa - Flambay
- 259
Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
- 260
Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
- 261
Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
- 262
Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
- 263
Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
- 264
Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
- 265
Frank Zappa - Get A Little
- 266
Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
- 267
Frank Zappa - God Bless America
- 268
Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
- 269
Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
- 270
Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
- 271
Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
- 272
Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
- 273
Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
- 274
Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
- 275
Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
- 276
Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
- 277
Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
- 278
Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
- 279
Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
- 280
Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
- 281
Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
- 282
Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
- 283
Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
- 284
Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
- 285
Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
- 286
Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
- 287
Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
- 288
Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
- 289
Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
- 290
Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
- 291
Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
- 292
Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
- 293
Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
- 294
Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
- 295
Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
- 296
Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
- 297
Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
- 298
Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
- 299
Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
- 300
Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
Fuck Yourself
Frank Zappa
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
Fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose
If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
Everyone will know you've been to this show
If you can't take, eat my stool
Masturbate with some crazy glue
I don't care what you do
Fock yourself with a garden tool
Fuck yourself with politics
Ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit
I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
It's amazing that we've been getting fucked that
long
Fuck yourself with the world wide web
Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
You may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or Billy
Then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly
Fuck yourself with your heart and soul
Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you
If you can't even fuck yourself,
How ya gonna fuck somebody else?
Fuck yourself with my microphone
I'll give it to you later when we're all alone
We can turn it up loud
And see if you come, but
Don't get your jizz on my microphone
Fuck yourself with organized religion
Now that is some seriously sinnin' business
If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes
He'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time
And can someone explain to me this racist crap
I know it isn't white, but it isn't black
And to all you people who only see things your way
Well, you can suck my dick and take all day
Fuck your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
but when you burnt your brain and you say
I don't know!
I hate to tell you but I told you so
Fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
I mean, stuff those albums in your groin
They come down on me because I know how to play -
Hey... fuck you!
Fuck yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
Now those people think they're holier than Moses
But aren't they just a bunch of fuckin' posers
Fuck yourself with your mother's jewelry
I won't tell, I ain't a stooly
If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
Fuck yourself with the latest fashion
With your spikes and your hair and those cute
little buttons
And if you happen to have some leather and lace
Fuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face
Fuck yourself with your income tax
They're fucking you and that's a fact
Before you know it your money's all spent
And you've just been fucked by the government
Fuck yourself with your lawyer friend
You're the only one that's getting fucked in the end
I have been so fucked by legal bills
that my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
Fuck yourself with your full-length sweater
With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter
With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
Just fuck yourself 'til you can't even think
Those of you who enjoy this song
thank you thank you, I love you
Let's get it on
But for those of you who are totally outraged
Fuck yourself with your face
SOLO DO STEVE VAI