- 1
Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
- 2
Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
- 3
Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
- 4
Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
- 5
Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
- 6
Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
- 7
Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
- 8
Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
- 9
Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
- 10
Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
- 11
Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
- 12
Frank Zappa - Flakes
- 13
Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
- 14
Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
- 15
Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
- 16
Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
- 17
Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
- 18
Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
- 19
Frank Zappa - Montana
- 20
Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
- 21
Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
- 22
Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
- 23
Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
- 24
Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
- 25
Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
- 26
Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
- 27
Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
- 28
Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
- 29
Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
- 30
Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
- 31
Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
- 32
Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
- 33
Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
- 34
Frank Zappa - Valarie
- 35
Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
- 36
Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
- 37
Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
- 38
Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
- 39
Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
- 40
Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
- 41
Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
- 42
Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
- 43
Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
- 44
Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
- 45
Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
- 46
Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
- 47
Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
- 48
Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
- 49
Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
- 50
Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
- 51
Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
- 52
Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
- 53
Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
- 54
Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
- 55
Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
- 56
Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes
- 57
Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
- 58
Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
- 59
Frank Zappa - Oh No
- 60
Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
- 61
Frank Zappa - Tell Me You Love Me
- 62
Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
- 63
Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
- 64
Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
- 65
Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
- 66
Frank Zappa - Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
- 68
Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
- 69
Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
- 70
Frank Zappa - Andy
- 71
Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
- 72
Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
- 73
Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
- 74
Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
- 75
Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
- 76
Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
- 77
Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
- 78
Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
- 79
Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
- 80
Frank Zappa - German Lunch
- 81
Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
- 82
Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
- 83
Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
- 85
Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
- 86
Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
- 87
Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
- 88
Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
- 89
Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
- 90
Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
- 91
Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
- 92
Frank Zappa - Magdalena
- 93
Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
- 94
Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
- 95
Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
- 96
Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
- 97
Frank Zappa - No Not Now
- 98
Frank Zappa - On The Bus
- 99
Frank Zappa - Outside Now
- 100
Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
- 101
Frank Zappa - Porn Wars
- 102
Frank Zappa - Pound For A Brown
- 103
Frank Zappa - Prologue
- 104
Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
- 105
Frank Zappa - Road Ladies
- 106
Frank Zappa - Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
- 107
Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
- 108
Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
- 109
Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
- 110
Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
- 111
Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
- 112
Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
- 113
Frank Zappa - Teen-Age Prostitute
- 114
Frank Zappa - Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
- 115
Frank Zappa - The Beatles Medley
- 116
Frank Zappa - The Black Page
- 117
Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
- 118
Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son
- 119
Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
- 120
Frank Zappa - The Orange County Lumber Truck
- 121
Frank Zappa - The Poodle Lecture
- 122
Frank Zappa - The Radio Is Broken
- 123
Frank Zappa - Tuna Fish Bolero
- 124
Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
- 125
Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
- 126
Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
- 127
Frank Zappa - Wild Love
- 128
Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
- 129
Frank Zappa - Would You Go All The Way?
- 130
Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
- 131
Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
- 132
Frank Zappa - 5050
- 133
Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
- 134
Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
- 135
Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
- 136
Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
- 137
Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
- 138
Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
- 139
Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
- 140
Frank Zappa - Agency Man
- 141
Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
- 142
Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
- 143
Frank Zappa - America Drinks
- 144
Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
- 145
Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
- 146
Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
- 147
Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
- 148
Frank Zappa - Anything
- 149
Frank Zappa - Approximate
- 150
Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
- 151
Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
- 152
Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
- 153
Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
- 154
Frank Zappa - Babbette
- 155
Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
- 156
Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
- 157
Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
- 158
Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
- 159
Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
- 160
Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
- 161
Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
- 162
Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
- 163
Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
- 164
Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
- 165
Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
- 166
Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
- 167
Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
- 168
Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
- 169
Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
- 170
Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
- 171
Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
- 172
Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
- 173
Frank Zappa - Centerville
- 174
Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
- 175
Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
- 176
Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
- 177
Frank Zappa - Charva
- 178
Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
- 179
Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
- 180
Frank Zappa - Church Chat
- 181
Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
- 182
Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
- 183
Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
- 184
Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
- 185
Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
- 186
Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
- 187
Frank Zappa - Conehead
- 188
Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
- 189
Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
- 190
Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
- 191
Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
- 192
Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
- 193
Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
- 194
Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
- 195
Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
- 196
Frank Zappa - Deseri
- 197
Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
- 198
Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
- 199
Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
- 200
Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
- 201
Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
- 202
Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
- 203
Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
- 204
Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
- 205
Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
- 206
Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
- 207
Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
- 208
Frank Zappa - Doreen
- 209
Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
- 210
Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
- 211
Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
- 212
Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
- 213
Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
- 214
Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
- 215
Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
- 216
Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
- 217
Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
- 218
Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
- 219
Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
- 220
Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
- 221
Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
- 222
Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
- 223
Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
- 224
Frank Zappa - Epilogue
- 225
Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
- 226
Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
- 227
Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
- 228
Frank Zappa - Flambay
- 229
Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
- 230
Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
- 231
Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
- 232
Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
- 233
Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
- 234
Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
- 235
Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
- 236
Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
- 237
Frank Zappa - Get A Little
- 238
Frank Zappa - God Bless America
- 239
Frank Zappa - Happy Together
- 240
Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
- 241
Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
- 242
Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
- 243
Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
- 244
Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
- 245
Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
- 246
Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
- 247
Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
- 248
Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
- 249
Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
- 250
Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
- 251
Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
- 252
Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
- 253
Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
- 254
Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
- 255
Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
- 256
Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
- 257
Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
- 258
Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
- 259
Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
- 260
Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
- 261
Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
- 262
Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
- 263
Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
- 264
Frank Zappa - In France
- 265
Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
- 266
Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
- 267
Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
- 268
Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
- 269
Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
- 270
Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
- 271
Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
- 272
Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
- 273
Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
- 274
Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
- 275
Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
- 276
Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
- 277
Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
- 278
Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
- 279
Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
- 280
Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
- 281
Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
- 282
Frank Zappa - King Kong
- 283
Frank Zappa - Later That Night
- 284
Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
- 285
Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
- 286
Frank Zappa - Library Card
- 287
Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
- 288
Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
- 289
Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
- 290
Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
- 291
Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
- 292
Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
- 293
Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
- 294
Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
- 295
Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
- 296
Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
- 297
Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
- 298
Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
- 299
Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
- 300
Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
Fuck Yourself
Frank Zappa
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
Fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose
If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
Everyone will know you've been to this show
If you can't take, eat my stool
Masturbate with some crazy glue
I don't care what you do
Fock yourself with a garden tool
Fuck yourself with politics
Ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit
I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
It's amazing that we've been getting fucked that
long
Fuck yourself with the world wide web
Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
You may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or Billy
Then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly
Fuck yourself with your heart and soul
Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you
If you can't even fuck yourself,
How ya gonna fuck somebody else?
Fuck yourself with my microphone
I'll give it to you later when we're all alone
We can turn it up loud
And see if you come, but
Don't get your jizz on my microphone
Fuck yourself with organized religion
Now that is some seriously sinnin' business
If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes
He'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time
And can someone explain to me this racist crap
I know it isn't white, but it isn't black
And to all you people who only see things your way
Well, you can suck my dick and take all day
Fuck your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
but when you burnt your brain and you say
I don't know!
I hate to tell you but I told you so
Fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
I mean, stuff those albums in your groin
They come down on me because I know how to play -
Hey... fuck you!
Fuck yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
Now those people think they're holier than Moses
But aren't they just a bunch of fuckin' posers
Fuck yourself with your mother's jewelry
I won't tell, I ain't a stooly
If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
Fuck yourself with the latest fashion
With your spikes and your hair and those cute
little buttons
And if you happen to have some leather and lace
Fuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face
Fuck yourself with your income tax
They're fucking you and that's a fact
Before you know it your money's all spent
And you've just been fucked by the government
Fuck yourself with your lawyer friend
You're the only one that's getting fucked in the end
I have been so fucked by legal bills
that my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
Fuck yourself with your full-length sweater
With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter
With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
Just fuck yourself 'til you can't even think
Those of you who enjoy this song
thank you thank you, I love you
Let's get it on
But for those of you who are totally outraged
Fuck yourself with your face
SOLO DO STEVE VAI